Talk dirty to me with Sasha Grey - cd by Evolved Novelties - review by Mr. & Mrs. Peg

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24 Tracks of Grey

I was disappointed. I was expecting something more erotic and visual. What I got was basically the soundtrack to a POV porno.
Published:
Pros:
It is full of dirty talk, Sasha Grey has a great voice for audio work.
Cons:
Not all the dirty talk is directed towards the listener, not descriptive enough
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review
I'm a Sasha Grey fan. I never would've ordered this disc otherwise. She has a smoking body, her performances on film are nothing short of extraordinary, and, relevant to this purchase, she has a sexy voice with which she says deliciously dirty things. I was really looking forward to Sasha playing between my ears. That didn't happen.


The disc starts out with Sasha asking, "Are you ready to pull your cock out and have some fun?" I was thinking, "YES I am!" That's pretty much where the potential melted away. The next thing she asks is if the listener wants to see her play with herself. I thought "Sure, walk me through that." I was expecting a play-by-play so explicit that I could paint the picture of Sasha pleasuring herself in my mind. In reality you end up listening to what can only be the audio track of a POV movie. She sets up the idea in your head, but doesn't offer anything more in terms of description, just the sound of her being present in a space with you while she is playing with herself, and you are sitting there blindfolded in corner with you dick in your hand.


Throughout the disc, there isn't a lot of description going on, just a whole lot of moaning, sucking sounds, gurgling, and slurping. And a LOT of dirty talk, but not all dirty talk is hot. And some dirty talk works best with a clear visual. Almost every track starts with Sasha setting up the ‘scene’. Even in the scenes where she's 'talking dirty to me,' it's much more suited to POV porn where you're put in the place of the cameraman as you 'fuck her tight little hole.' There is even a piece where she says asks you if you can see something. No, Sasha, I can't. Maybe you could describe it to be a little better so I can at least visualize it.


The audio quality is good. The volume goes up and down, but overall decent quality. One of the things that Sasha is known for is very wet sex, involving lots of spit and deep throating and some gagging. Whatever this is to you on a visual scale, having someone gag in your ear is a little off putting.


I decided to abandon any hope of finding this arousing and opted to play 'Hot / Not Hot' with the rest of the disc.

Intro: 0:19 - Luke warm - Has some promise but ends with "....or do you want to put your cock right here?" Umm....maybe, but where is HERE? If you are pointing at something….I can’t see it.

Masturbation: 2:50 - Not Hot - Sasha asks if you want to see her play with herself and gets right into moaning, panting, and giving herself an orgasm. There are a few tiny hottish whispers, but nothing too exciting. She does ask if you think she could fit four, but that is about it for descriptions.

Fast BJ: 3:03 - Not Hot - In this vignette your ears get filled with a choking blowjob from Sasha. It is wet, slurpy and gaggy in its entirety. You can also hear someone off scene instructions from another dude. HEY....where did he come from?!?!? And "I'm going to suffocate on your fucking cock," doesn't really do it for me. Maybe that is just me and my issues.

Ass****+Cum: 0:47 - Could have been hot - A bit of Sasha dominance demanding your cum in her ass. Too short and obviously cut from a film.

Slow Ride: 2:14 – Getting warmer. In this bit you are getting a handjob from Sasha and she is actually talking dirty to you through the whole thing. It’s okay until you hear that dude moaning again. COME ON! This is supposed to be Talk Dirty to ME!!

Ride+Cum: 0:46 – Totally not hot. You can HEAR the guy she is jacking off. I am not sure why it is that they could not have substituted a dildo for that guy.

Pussy****-Fast: 4:52 – Potentially hot…it really depends on how dirty you like your dirty talk because Sasha goes on a tear here. Some of the things she says…..well, it is up to you what turns you on.

Pussy****-Slow: 5:03 – Potentially hot. This track is a lot like the previous one. There is definitely dirty talking going on but it still wasn’t creating a visualization for me, just a sound track for a Fleshlight session.

Pussy****-Cum Inside: 0:35 – Tepid. This is the money sound bite for the previous track. Oh, and you can hear that guy again!

Anal-Slow: 2:49 – Potentially hot. The problem with this track is it is supposed to be an anal scene and she is talking about her juicy pussy.
Experience
Pussy****-Dirty: 5:22 – Probably one of the hottest tracks if you aren’t offended by being called a bitch or told that you aren’t giving it to her good enough. Sasha proves that she has a dirty mind and a filthy mouth.

Cumming – General: 0:45 – Not particularly hot.

Anal – Sensual: 5:02 – Hot. This is one of the other hotter tracks. And it gets close to being as sensual.

Anal – Dirty: 3:55 – Hot. This is a pretty good track. Wait…did she just call me “Bro?” (I swear that is what she says at 2:47!)

Anal – Cum Inside: 0:34 – Not hot. Cumshots are so much hotter when they are visual.

Pussy**** - Fast and Hard: 2:28 – More than warm, less than hot.

Pussy**** - Sensual: 2:40 – Hottish. Sasha does a better job of being descriptive here instead of just being dirty.

Cumshot – Loud: 0:20 – Not hot.

Anal – Fast and Hard: 2:11 – Hot. Sasha actually gives compliments on this track. I liked the goose bump comment.

Anal – Slow and Sensual: 2:03 – Hot. This is in the same vein as the previous track but better.

Cumming – “Daddy”: 0:36 – NOT HOT. I have an aversion to ‘DADDY’ talk so this was quite disturbing.

Anal – Fast and Dirty: 4:55 – Not hot. It starts out pretty disturbing and improves only slightly before careening back into the gutter... Sasha is outdoing herself with the dirty talk.

Anal – Slow and Dirty: 4:48 – Hottish. This track is much hotter than the previous two tracks and Sasha does a decent job at painting a visual as the track starts. It devolves into a soundtrack, but it started out pretty well.

Handjob – Cum: 0:49 – Hottish. This is one of the better cum-bites on the disc, especially right at the very end.



I have been spoiled. I have a 3D audio erotica CD. It is all things that this isn't but I wish it were. I wanted to hear Sasha circling around me while she described in detail what it was that she was going to do to me. I wanted to hear in explicit detail how it felt right before I made her cum. I wanted her to let me know that she was ready for me to take her from behind as I entered her perfect ass. What I got was at best a soundtrack to jack off too.

For me, this was a waste of cash. Unless you are a true Sasha Grey collector and you are looking for something to keep Mint in the Box to round out your collection, I would skip this all together. You are better off buying a real porno that features Sasha Grey (perhaps a POV compilation) and just listening to the audio track. At least that way when you want to watch what is going you on, you always have the option of seeing it on the screen. And to be fair, this is not an indictment on Sasha, nor is it an ill-conceived thought by Zero Tolerance. It is, however, poorly executed from my perspective.
Follow-up commentary
I gave this one more try....and still didn't find it to be very arrousing. Very disappointed because I realy wanted to like this.
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Masturbation
    • Sensory play
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    • Travel friendly
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  • joiedejouets
    joiedejouets  
    Great job. I'd love to hear this one for myself.
  • angel42539
    angel42539  
    great review
  • vanilla&chocolate
    vanilla&chocolate  
    Thanks for this well-written, descriptive review!
  • Mr. & Mrs. Peg
    Mr. & Mrs. Peg  
    Thanks for reading!
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