50 Shades Freed: Book Three Erotic Fiction: 50 Shades of Thank God This Is Over

If you're looking for a book about a borderline abusive relationship with boring and repetitive sex scenes, this is definitely the series for you.
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Pros
It's over!
Cons
That I read it
Rating by reviewer:
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extremely useful review

About author

This is what I believed of books one and two, and still believe for this book: The 50 Shades series was E.L James first attempt at writing and was originally a fan fiction for twilight. If that doesn't instantly send red flags I'm not sure what does.
    • Dull

Content / Style / Audience

I'm going to assume that anyone reading this review is familiar with books one and two and with the characters, which is good because nothing has really changed. Anastasia is still an overly innocent idiot and Christian is still 50 shades of fucked up, which is a nice way to say controlling asshat. Book three starts with Anastasia and Christian on their honeymoon. I realized that they got married after knowing each other for only a few months, which basically says that if the guy is rich and hot it's OK to marry a controlling stranger. There's a little bit of plot: someone's trying to kill them and someone from Christian's BDSM-filled past shows up, and of course all the problems are solved with sex.

Design

I read this on mmHg Kindle so I can't really be much help on the design.

Personal comments

I hate this! I hate this series. My life would be perfect is E.L James never picked up another pen. OK, maybe I'm exaggerating a little but seriously this book has no redeeming qualities.

Experience

I've never been so happy to be freed from a series. It's badly written and the characters are unrealistic and moronic. Anastasia iced the idiot cake when Christian said he wanted to fuck her boobs and Anastasia replied with "How do you do that?". Apparently even though she's a college graduate she's been living under a rock in pleasantville.
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  • Contributor: spiced
    Thanks for the honest review. I've heard other people say his writing is bad. At least he's helped to bring kink more into the mainstream. Still, I feel NO NEED to waste hours reading bad writing!
  • Contributor: vanilla&chocolate
    Thanks for this review - I especially liked your phrase "iced the idiot cake"!
  • Contributor: kinkyslinky
    Lol thanks yall
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