Getting and giving amazing fellatio - vibrator kit by Evolved Novelties - review by Miss Lissy

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Amazing? Hardly...

This kit is good for beginners, but not really for me since the only useful part of the kit was the suggestion cards.
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Pros:
Cards have good suggestions
Good for beginners
Cons:
Rubber ring doesn't stay on
Vibrating toy too bulky
Oral spray is sticky and flavorless
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review

Use

This is a small kit meant to give suggestions for how to give good head. Included in it is a deck of cards printed with various suggestions, a DVD, a cock ring, some sort of vibrating thing to put on your tongue, and oral spray. Going down the list, I'll start with the deck of cards. It seems like they are geared probably towards those new to fellatio, but don't let that discourage you! I went through the whole deck and found maybe six cards that I hadn't tried. The suggestions range from mild, like ways to swirl your tongue around your partner's head, to wild, like giving him a rim job while stroking him. In any case, this is the only useful part of the kit in my opinion.

I admit to only getting through about ten minutes of the DVD. It lost me as soon as she started talking about kissing as "facial intercourse". It felt a little like watching cheap porn, though I suppose if you needed some sort of visual demonstration, it might hold some value.

The cock ring plain sucks. It's made of cheap black rubber, and my partner didn't like it at all. About every five minutes he had to readjust it because it kept slipping into an uncomfortable position. This may vary man to man.

It was about the same story with the tongue toy. The thing vibrates, and contrary to feeling good, he said it just kind of tickled him. Plus it was bulky in my mouth.

The oral spray is supposed to be cherry flavored, and safe to use anywhere. While yes, it can be used anally, vaginally, and during oral, it turns sticky if you leave it to dry for more than even a couple seconds, and it definitely doesn't make things taste better like it's supposed to.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body

Material / Texture

Material-wise, the cards feel like, well, cards. They are made of well-laminated card stock, and feel pretty sturdy. The cock ring is rubber, and has a faint odor that gets a little obnoxious when in the process of giving head. As for the oral spray, it smells a little like cherries; not bad, though it does make things sticky and has to be washed off with water.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Sticky

Design / Shape / Size

Most of the kit is pretty small. My foremost complaints are about the cock ring and the vibrating oral toy. The cock ring rolls way too easily. I know that's a good thing getting it on, but it won't stay, and has to be repeatedly put back in place.

The oral toy is plain bulky. Between giving head and having that thing in my mouth, I could barely get my mouth open wide enough. Plus, it moves around too much. It's about an inch long by an inch wide, and as thick as a USB.

Otherwise, no major complaints. The oral spray is a little bottle, 6 oz I think; the DVD is pretty self-explanatory; and the cards are the size of a regular deck.
    • Beginner
    • Partner play

Functions / Performance / Controls

The kit's performance was a little disappointing to me. Out of five items, only one really worked. Again, I refer to the cards. Each of them is labelled clearly with black print, and they have a wide variety of fun suggestions that even those who are more advanced can find entertaining, especially if you have a partner pick one card at random to act out.

I did end up finding a use for the vibrating toy. Simply, I took the little bullet out and used that for a massage prop, which he enjoyed as part of the foreplay preceding his blow job. It has an on/off switch, pretty basic, but still semi-useful. Other than that, I pretty much tossed the rest of the kit.
    • Easy to use
    • Not enough variety
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

Cleaning is simple for this kit. The cards wipe clean with a damp cloth. Use hot water and soap on the mini bullet and cock ring. The oral spray, you really have to wash off your body with water since it's sticky. As for storage, it all comes in this cute little box that fits in a desk drawer and keeps everything together, though the packaging is far from discreet.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The box is not discreet at all. It is white with red lettering clearly labeling the kit for what it is. However, it is good for storing all the little pieces, and it's small enough to go about anywhere. The box itself is fairly sturdy, though it wears down after a few times of opening and closing it.
    • Good for storage
    • Not discreet
    • Recyclable
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  • Lil
    Lil  
    thanks!
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    ryse  
    thanks great review
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    srexom  
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    Love Bites  
    Might be interested just for the cards.
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    sweisb4100  
    Ooh! Thanks for telling us how it is
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