Barely Enough Kink to Keep the Sandman Away

If you are hoping to see an adult film about "Love" you would be amiss with this one. However, if you are looking for some "Other Mishaps" and some decent sex, check this one out.
Published:
Pros
Chemistry between actors, nice variety in positioning, squirting, actresses have pubic hair
Cons
Sound issues, lack of storyline
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review


This film is in Blu-Ray. If you don't have a Blu-Ray player, you might need to check and see if Eden offers it in DVD format.

Front Cover:
The front cover features Stoya clad in black corset panties and gloves.

Back cover:
Stoya is posing naked and surrounded by a collage of scenes from the movie, featuring all three girls, with a brief summary of the movie plot.

Disc 1 Menu:
-Play Movie
-Chapter Index
-Special Features (Photo Gallery, Trailers, Behind the Scenes and Contact)

Movie Summary:
Love and Other Mishaps is about Stoya and how she is seemingly torn between two lovers. She is accused throughout the film about not being true to who/what she is and sleeps with three guys (one of which is her fiance).

The film begins with Mick Blue and Sasha Grey entering the foyer of an amazing house. Sasha is clad in a sheer blouse with no bra (leaving little to the imagination) and a mini-skirt. She tells Mick to make himself at home while she uses the restroom. He gives himself the tour and happens into a bedroom where Stoya and Tony are.

Scene 1:
Stoya and Tony Desergio are on the bed, when Mick catches an eye-full during his tour. Mick can not seem to tear himself away, making eye-contact with Stoya, while Tony goes down on her. Sasha comes to get Mick, and eventually pulls him away. Stoya and Tony continue on the bed. Her ghostly white body is whiter than the white sheets and walls. It is striking up next to Tony's tanned body. The scene ends with Tony pulling out and coming on her pubic hair. (Yes, she actually has jet black pubic hair.) Stoya swipes her finger across his dick (like you might across an iced cake) and licks her finger. They kiss and she makes a comment about going out to meet his step-sister, Sasha.

The scene transitions to Mick Blue and Sasha Grey, and Stoya and Tony in the living room making their introductions and some small talk. Stoya excuses herself and shortly thereafter, so does Mick. He walks into the foyer where Stoya is packing her belongings into her purse, mentioning to him that he'd better not blow it by making a pass at her. She hands him a note instructing him to meet her at a bar in an hour.

Scene 2:
Sasha comes looking for Mick and takes his hand leading him to the bedroom. She takes down his pants and gives him a blow-job. They 69, all the while she is deep-throating him you can hear the sounds in her throat and the slurping seems unnaturally loud. While their fucking progresses, she begs him to choke her twice. She rides him cowgirl and really gets into it and she does seem to be enjoying it immensely. It is rare to see that kind of enthusiasm in porn. At one point, she even chokes him. There is a bit of rimming and spanking. He ends the scene by coming in her mouth. She spits it out and sucks it back up over and over again. Mick's incessant moaning required muting.

Scene 3:
Stoya is at the bar talking to Mr. Pete (the bartender). I guess she got tired of waiting for Mick and decided to fuck the bartender instead. She gags while giving him a blow-job. While they are fucking he manages to redden her bottom, which shows nicely on her pale skin. The stool wobbles back and forth against the floor throughout the entire scene and becomes a major distraction. They move things to the couch and he manages to stick a finger in her ass while she rides him. Again, the couch bangs against the floor over and over again, loudly. She gives him a hand job and twists his balls around until he comes.

Stoya gets dressed and meets Mr. Pete back at the bar; the two exchange smiles. Scott Nails and Nicole Ray walk into the bar, followed by Mick Blue. Stoya is miffed that Mick is late. Mick wants to know what is going on with her. She tells him she is marrying Tony. He tells her she doesn't love Tony, that she loves him instead. She gets pissed and leaves when he tells her she is pretending to be someone she isn't.
Experience
(cont):
Scene 4:
Scott Nails and Nicole Ray are in the back room of the bar making out at a table. She tells him they don't have to wait until tonight to have sex, so he picks her up, sets her on top of the table, lifts her skirt, removes her panties and goes to town. She then, takes to blowing him and allowing for a bit of titty-fucking. The scene seemed to drag on and on and I had to rewind 3 different times because I dozed-off. This really is not a scene to miss though. Nicole does have an orgasm and squirts. Scott ends the scene by coming in her mouth.

The scene transitions, with Mick walking into the house to see Stoya getting busy on Christian (no idea where she picked him up at) in the living room. Mick looks upset and leaves.

Scene 5:
Stoya begins by unzipping Christian's pants and sucking his dick. They 69 for a good long while, but the focus is always on what her mouth is doing, nothing else, which I found disappointing. Christian then stands up while they continue, making for and amazing upside-down 69 shot. The chemistry these two have in nice. The whole time Stoya is on her back, the two of them are staring into each others eyes intently. However, the scene is long, but Christian finally comes, just as he pulls out of her.

Mick is on the front porch when Stoya joins him. Apparently, Stoya can not make up her mind what it is or who it is that she wants. Mick heads off to the bar and runs into Scott. Scott tells Mick that Stoya has always been this way and most likely will remain this way. Scott leaves. Stoya enters, exchanging smiles with Mick. That is where it ends...abruptly.

If you are sad there is no anal in this film, don't forget to watch the Behind the Scenes. Stoya does attempt anal on camera, it is included BTS.


When my husband and I watched this movie together, we found ourselves fast forwarding to the sex scenes. They are interesting, if not a bit long. The story is barely there though. I had to watch the movie twice to fully understand the plot, but the story never brings you full circle and the loose ends just keep unraveling throughout the film.

The sound in this movie is better than some of the other Digital Playground movies I have seen in the past. However, this one, too, has it's moments. There are several times in this film where the music is louder than the voices and you can't make out what the actors are saying. The stool and the couch in the bar really could have used some sort of padding on the legs to keep the pounding to a minimum. Maybe this is the reason I could not follow the plot all that well, I was too focused on the other sounds and not the dialog.

Overall, Stoya is beautiful. It was nice to see new faces and the sex didn't seem all that scripted.

I am giving this film 3 stars.
Follow-up commentary
I wish there was a "I was indifferent before and I am still indifferent now" or a "Neutral" choice. We didn't like or dislike this movie in the first place and we still feel very much the same way, since originally reviewing it.

This movie was just okay to me. I could take it or leave it the first time I saw it and my feelings have stayed the same.

We won't be trying to pawn it off to the next person borrowing one of our movies; but, it will most likely be a long time coming before we chose this movie, over a slew of other great ones, for our evening viewing pleasure.

This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: ToyTimeTim
    I am so bummed that I do not have a Blu-Ray player.
    Great review.
  • Contributor: Redboxbaby
    Thanks Tim! Was there no other format this was available on?
  • Contributor: ToyTimeTim
    Not that I know of. At least I have a Blu-Ray disk when we get a player.
  • Contributor: Waterfall
    Nice review!
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    That is correct. This is only on Blue Ray from what I could find.
  • Contributor: Redboxbaby
    That is such a bummer. You might have to borrow a friends player for the evening! If you all lived closer you could borrow one of mine!
  • Contributor: leatherlover
    Thanks for the great review. This is sounding a little more interesting now that I have read a few more reviews of it.
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    I found it on DVD actually! Good review btw. I felt the same.
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