Scooby Doo XXX parody by New Sensations - review by KnK

Covers:

The front shows those meddling kids--Shaggy, Velma, Fred, and Daphne--huddled together looking scared. In the background there are tombstones and a spooky-looking house. In the foreground there is an empty dog collar. The title has a phallus between “Scooby” and “Doo.”

The back shows no nudity, but there are some suggestive clips, which include: a shot of Daphne licking the top of Velma’s breast (which is in a bra), a precursor foursome clip, and Daphne hiking her leg up around Fred.

Menus:

The menus are simple and easy to navigate. The first disc only has the feature film and scene selection. The second disc has all the special features.

Plot Overview: With spoilers

Shaggy (Chad Alva) wakes with a compound weed/booze hangover. He woefully complains to Scooby that he drank/smoked too much. He opens his eyes to find that Scooby isn't there.

The gang asks Shaggy when he last saw Scooby, but Shaggy isn't sure. The Halloween party last night was crazy! Fred (Michael Vegas) excitedly asks more about the sexy bits while Daphne (Bree Olsen) and Velma (Bobbi Start) try getting a reliable answer out of him. Velma says she’s disgusted and goes off to another room.

Shaggy has a flashback of the party. Lily LaBeau approaches him dressed as a fairy. She tells him they should fuck. Shaggy excitedly chatters to an off-screen Scooby and holds out a Scooby snack to his buddy. A creepy character offers him a cocktail and snatches the Scooby snack. Shaggy and Lily go to a private room. The scene continues with minor mouth-to-breast play, oral (including tongue fucking), face fucking, deep-throating, and vaginal penetration and ends with a facial.

The scene shifts back to the living room. Suddenly Velma yells out, “Oh shit!” Daphne asks if she’s okay. Velma responds that she’s fine and re-enters. She tells them she lost her contacts. Daphne offers to help her find them and goes to look for them. Velma checks everyone’s notes and yells that they’re all useless as usual. Fred comments that hers are blank, wet, and smell like puss--, but she interrupts him and asks for more details. Frustrated with Shaggy, Velma throws a bitch fit. Daphne explains that she’s probably pregnant, which segues to Daphne and Fred talking about how they’re going to have babies together. Apparently, it hasn't been working when they've been trying in her ass.

Fred and Daphne make out and undress in front of Velma and Shaggy. Shaggy exclaims he must still be high, but Velma complains of mental scarring. The scene continues with oral, analingus for Daphne, ass fingering, mutual oral, and vaginal and rough anal penetration. The scene ends with a facial and her licking his dick. There is plenty of dirty talk, which sounds babyish.

The scene pans back to Shaggy and Velma who've been watching the entire time in fascination. Velma’s hand somehow ended up on Shaggy’s crotch. He tells her that he liked it; she seems relieved at first, but responds that of course he did. She frantically releases his crotch, her hand flying back to her chest.

The gang takes the Mystery Machine to the house Shaggy was at the night before so they can search it. They scour for clues but find nothing. They hear a noise and decide to hide.

Daphne gets distracted and the bad guy finds her. Velma and Shaggy sneak away to another room. She strips off her panties and confesses that she wants him. She has a flashback to her masturbation session in the bathroom. She was listening to him describe the story the whole time while furiously grinding her hand against her pussy and fingering herself.

The scene pans back to a completely naked Velma. The scene continues with deep-throating and vaginal penetration, and it ends with a facial.

Fred bursts into the room, and they stumble upon the money from a series of bank robberies. Daphne enters in with the monster. Velma creates a diversion by kissing Daphne. The scene continues with a stereotypical lesbian porno romp. They lick and finger each other, commenting on how good the other one tastes. There's also scissoring.

The gang runs away from the monster while Velma is half-clothed and Daphne is practically naked. They end up knocking the monster out and hiding in another room where they have group sex. The guys don’t touch each other; the girls swap sucking Shaggy and Fred.

The movie ends with the police coming to arrest the bad guy, who turns out to be Evan Stone. Apparently Daphne called them at some point when they were running around the house naked. Soon after, Shaggy gets a call from Scooby. It turns out that Shaggy was at Scrappy-Doo’s place the whole time.

Bonus Features:

Party Version
Bonus Scene
Chapter Index
Cumshot Recap
Behind the Scenes film
Photo Gallery
Outtakes

Personal Comments:

Some of the sex scenes were incredibly repetitive. I could have liked the scene with Daphne and Fred if she didn’t use that god-awful baby talk. It made me really uncomfortable.

I actually cared more about the plot than the actual sex scenes. I watched it once by myself and a second time with friends. I ended up falling asleep during it (I’ve reached that point while watching porn! Crap!), but before and after I drifted off, I heard commentary on how gross it was. My friends thought it was hilarious, but they didn’t like any of the sex scenes.

I liked the set and costume design, but I was confused about Daphne’s hair. She was a redhead in the cartoon…

Also, I noticed plot disparity. Daphne wants to have a “baby in her tummy,” so she agrees to swallow it all. She engages in anal and then proceeds to spit out his jizz after it switched back to oral. Beyond the fact that ass to mouth makes me queasy, I thought it was strange.

I thought Velma and Shaggy were hot. I was disappointed that their sex scene didn’t reflect that. It was awkward and uncomfortable to watch.

I embrace bush, but the girls (minus Lily) could have trimmed. It almost didn’t seem real to me… I swear to God they must have been wearing merkins. Hell, even when I dare to bare my bush, it never looks that much like a scary-ass jungle. Pubis mons, meet your new BFF: trimming shears…or something to take care of those hedges. Jesus.

All in all, watch it for comedy but not for arousal.

Maybe it's because I've seen this porn way too many times, but I really don't enjoy watching it anymore. It was okay the first time around because I thought it was really funny. It sounds odd to say it, but I really liked the scenes and editing. It was cute to see them sneaking around and tiptoeing away from the bad guy. Too bad the sex was so-so for a lot of it. It's hard for me to comprehend, but the more I watch it, the more annoying Velma becomes. The scene between her and Shaggy makes my skin crawl because it's just so fucking awkward....