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Beware of the Flesh Eating Jizz!

Sara Sloane plays the new masseuse at a nudist camp. She comes to find out that it could be haunted by a man who had a penis so big, he drowned in the lake. The jizz has been fermenting all this time and now is flesh eating jizz. Is it an old wives tale? Is there truth to the story? The only way to know is to watch this killer parody.
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Pros:
Parody, good onscreen chemistry
Cons:
Too much spitting in one scene
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review


Front Cover:

The front has a sweet shot of Sara Sloane looking off innocently into the distance and a huge Jason mask behind her. It is Sepia tone. Zero Tolerance is scrolled across the top and Official Friday the 13th Parody is across the bottom.

Finer print tells you that it stars Sara Sloane, Kagney Linn Karter, Courtney Cummz, Brooke Lee Adams, Asa Akira, Brooklyn Lee, Mark Wood, Kris Slater, Carlo Carrera, Rocco Reed, and Mr. Pete. Directed by Gary Orona and Produced by Tabitha Stevens.

Back cover:

On the back are 20 stills from the movie itself and some scary background images of Jason again. It gives you a quick plot description and details of the extra features.

It came in a box that is much bigger than the DVD with the same look as the cover.


Menus:

The menus are Play Movie, Scene Selection, BTS, Trailers, Gallery, and Pop Shots. They are very easy to navigate and line up nicely along the bottom of the screen.


Scene 1 - Courtney Cummz and Mr. Pete

This scene starts out with these two checking out the new faces to the camp. This is a Dom/sub scene. Courtney orders Mr. Pete around to please her.

It included oral on both their parts, face sitting, vaginal and anal sex. There was WAY too much spitting and gagging in this scene for my liking. It wrapped up with a facial before Jason’s jizz took them out.

Scene 2 - Asa Akira and Rocco Reed

Rocco is terrified of bugs. After he inspects their room, they get down to business.

This scene was a pretty standard one with some oral, some vaginal sex with Asa on top and the bottom and ended with Rocco cumming on her belly. Jason strikes again.

Scene 3 - Kagney Linn Karter and Carlo Carrera

This is the throwback to 1972 scene (although they are really in 80’s style clothing if you ask me) where we get the story of Jason. He should be at a sex party but instead hides out downstairs because of his “problem”. Kagney does not think that a cock getting bigger after sex is that big of a problem and she wants to see.

This whole scene takes place on a chair. It is pretty standard as well - oral, her on top, vaginal sex. She finishes up with a blowjob and then backs up and screams at the massive “problem”. This is when Jason ran away and drowned. He has haunted the camp ever since.


Scene 4 – Brooklyn Lee, Mark Wood and Brooke Lee Adams

The girls are hot and bothered by the summer heat and suggest to Mark that they play a game of Stripopoly. They are already pretty much naked so Mark is game.

This FMF scene starts with both girls giving Mark head, and then they each take turns riding him. Brooke takes it doggy style from Mark while she gives oral to Brooklyn, and then Mark finishes giving them both a facial. Queue Jason, and they are done.

Scene 5 - Sara Sloane and Kris Slater

Sara and Kris do some snooping around. Eventually they are lead to Jason’s room. They are scared and want to get away. As they are figuring out where to go, Jason is behind them. They slam the door shut on his massive penis and Kris chops it off. Off they go for victory sex to celebrate killing Jason. Or did they? *dun dun DUUNNNN*

This scene is another standard with oral on each other, vaginal sex and Kris eventually blows on her belly.
Experience
Camera work:

The quality of the camera work was good. Crisp and clean and we saw everything we should have. Even some flies in the first sex scene.

Sound work:

The audio was pretty good. In scene 2, it was off a bit because this weird music got much louder than the actual actors but that's about it.

Bonus Features:

The upcoming trailers listed are for Amateur Swinger Party 2, Chestnuts, Official Friday Parody, Up Skirts 2, and Kittens and Cougars 3

The BTS (Behind the Scenes) made me laugh. Nothing like getting a feel for what it is like on the set of a porn.


Personal Comments:

This movie was awesome. It was a riot. I loved it. It had that perfect cheesy factor that cracks me up. The only thing I could have done without was the massive amount of spitting in the first scene. Otherwise, it was a hit in our bedroom.
Follow-up commentary
This movie just cracks me up. I have loaned it to friends, they all love it also. A group of us are even trying to set schedules together to have a viewing party for this one because of how funny it is. Awesome flick.
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  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Viktor Vysheslav Malkin  
    Very good review, If I do say so!

    I too did not like the spiting, and I would have perferd that it had not been done so much in scene 1. With a great director like Gary Orona, he is skilled enough to edit out applying lube, or at very least editing out the spitting.
  • Maiden
    Maiden  
    I can't wait to get this one! Oh how I wish I had enough time to join the porn club. Great review!
  • Triple X Moma
    Triple X Moma  
    Great review! I would like to watch this one.
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