Offical Wife Swap Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by Brandi Rouxxx

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Offical Wife Swap Parody

DVD by Zero Tolerance

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Clever... My new favorite porn...

In one word... CLEVER... I really enjoyed this film. That about sums it up for this film, not going into too much detail, but keeping your interest piquedI hope... This was a very clever and entertaining spin on a great show... I loved this film, I really did... If you're looking for hot sexy porn with great realistic sex scenes and an entertaining plot, this one is definitely the one for you...
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Pros:
Entertaining, HOT HOT Sex, Clever!
Cons:
Bad acting from some of the actors.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Content / Genre / Audience



The film "Wife Swap Parody" starts off introducing six couples from six completely different backgrounds. They were all selected to participate in a TV show called "Wife Swap"... which is a kind of a knock off from the prime time hit TV series "Wife Swap". A very clever idea if I must say so myself! I liked it as soon as I popped it in! I think anyone who likes watching "Wife Swap" and has ever had the thought cross their mind, "Hmmm... I wonder what would happen if...." would love this film. I know I'm not ashamed to say that the thought has crossed my mind as well.

I don't want to give all of the movie away, so I'm just going to point out a few things here and there to give you an idea of what it entails... The six couples are broken off into three different swaps. Each couple gives a brief introduction of themselves. When you see which couples they are paired with, you will see that they fit perfectly together. Some of it is actually quite comical when you see the stereotypes come out in the characters, especially the first swap.

The first swap consists of Jack & Jackie and James & Natasha. Jack and Jackie are a white couple from a nice suburban neighborhood. She is a psychology major who is studying African Anthropology and Cultures. He is a wanna be Eminem. you can guess where this one is gonna go... yes, they both have jungle fever. James and Latasha are a black couple who are coincidentally the typical stereotyped black couple. She is an angry housewife who complains about him not having a job... but he is in law school, so they must be doing pretty well for themselves. He has a good head on his shoulders... and she's a woman who knows what she wants!

The chemistry between these couples are all out of whack. but it keeps you interested, though it wasn't in a bad way. It actually was pretty funny the way the white folks were stereotyping the black folks and watching their reactions to one another. The sex in these two sessions are amazingly hot. I love the positions that they chose... a lot of them are a few of my favorites. Though there are a couple things that could have been modified, such as the dialog coming out of Natasha's mouth during their sex scene (I wasn't a big fan of that). This wasn't the best swap, but it surely was the funniest. If you don't like it, just fast forward, it gets better.

The second swap is between Joey & Marie (who have an older son, Rob, who plays an important role) and Richard & Barbara. Marie and Joey are a typical middle class couple who fights all the time... Italians, probably living in Brooklyn or the Bronx from their accents. They are definitely not used to the finer things in life, unlike their swapping couple, the "Framptons from the Hamptons". Richard and Barbara are an upper class couple who have a huge house, money to spend, and definitely are not used to middle class ways of life.

Barbara and Joey have absolutely no chemistry at all. He constantly bitches at her as if she were Marie and cuts her down like a dog... I could tell that the scenes wouldn't be with him from the get go. In fact, Joey leaves to go out of town, leaving his son, Rob, and Barbara alone... but that's all I'll say about that for now. Richard is having a hard time dealing with Marie's smart mouth. She's not his type at all.

Richard is pretty standoffish when Marie first offers herself to him... but after a while of dealing with her mouth, which lead him to drinking, he lets loose. They have an amazing sex scene. Lots of great positions involved here and I love that the foot fetish is brought into the mix here. Marie really makes this scene interesting. So Barb finds out what her hubby has been doing with his new wife and with a little persuasion from Rob, she decided to get back at him... She thinks this is just wrong on so many different levels because he is Marie's step son, but he assures her that he's "strong as an ox" and he can pleasure her... and pleasure her is what he did. I have to say, the sex scene between Rob and Barb is my favorite on this entire film. The sex and the scenery in this session is the most realistic and touched me the most... Kinda feels weird to say I was touched by a porn... but I really was because it was so realistic to my life... not the step son part... but just the sex and the amazement in their ability to pleasure one another, it just reminds me a lot of the sex that me and my husband share... but the sex in this scene is definitely my favorite and well worth watching. I couldn't take my eyes off the screen.

Okay, the third and final swap is between two country bumpkins, Steve & Edie, and a romantic sensuous Latino couple, Enrique & Gloria. Steve and Edie are the typical stereotyped "white folk"... two country bumpkins who have a boring sex life and really don't have a life at all. They don't get kinky, and they surely have never felt pleasure before like they should have. Enrique and Gloria, however, have an amazing sex life. They actually remind me a lot of me and my husband. He's a buff bull fighter and she's a sexy feisty Latina princess. They make love spontaneously for hours at a time...

Enrique goes to Edie. He walks in with flowers and starts to sweep her off her feet from the moment she opens the door. She's never had that before. When Steve went to meet Gloria though, her feisty Latina attitude comes soaring out... the way she acts towards him, sadly to say, is probably how I would have acted with any other man than my husband. She's mean to him because he can't do anything right, not like her Enrique can... My favorite part about this is when he says "I really wish she'd stop spitting on me." I had to rewind the movie because I started laughing so hard and couldn't stop... maybe that's just me being easily amused, I dunno... Anyway, the sex between these two is amazing... she teaches that white boy how to f*ck and please a woman... Absolutely amazing sex scene... Couldn't keep my eyes off the screen... Became another favorite scene of mine... I guess because I connect with her in a way. Back to Enrique and Edie... He continues to melt her heart and shows her how a man can be romantic and please his woman at the same time. This was another hot, steamy sex scene... yet another favorite of mine. I love the way he showed her how pleasurable sex can be.
    • Erotic
    • Fetish
    • Hetero

Actors

All of the actors were amazing... they really all stayed in character the entire time and it made it so much more realistic because of that fact. The wardrobe, makeup, scenery, directing... everything was awesome!

Jackie - was played by Bobbi Starr. She is absolutely beautiful and an amazing body! She did a great job and I gotta say it, that girl has got some skills slobbin that knob...

Jack - was played by Mark Wood. For one, he wasn't attractive... and he wasn't a very good actor, but it was entertaining to watch him play this role...

Latasha - was played by Nyomi Banxxx. She is a beautiful actress and she has a great ass! She played her part very well. My thing with her though, I hated her gagging... it actually was sickening to listen to... not only that, but all she said the entire time was "fuck" and "shit" while he was doing her... that's ok for every once and a while, but she would say it over and over and over... I have to admit, I fast forwarded.

James - was played by Prince Yahshua. He played his part well, but a little amateurish... other than that, he was great on camera and he knew how to give that white girl his dick... "That's African culture right there baby..."

Marie - was played by Sara Sloane. She's a beautiful actress and she has a great body. She really played her character well and it was very entertaining to watch. She definitely has some skills too. My favorite part from her sex scene with Richard was the eye contact they made while he was doing her from behind, then he made her cock her feet up on his leg so he could see them and feel them; that foot fetish came out then and it was a definite turn on for me when he let her know that. She was by far the best actress in this film. She took her role seriously and stayed in character the entire time. I can't wait to see more films from her. She is my new favorite star...

Rob - was played by James Deen. He played the best male role to me. Not only that but finally a guy that's hot, lol. He was confident, knew what he was doing, and it was awesome watching him amaze Barbara the way he did...

Barbara - was played by Julia Ann. She's a gorgeous actress with a great body. She played her part very well and really came alive when she got a taste of that young cock... Rob turned her in to a cougar I bet!!

Richard - was played by Anthony Rosano. He played a great role. Even though he looked a little goofy at first, he turned out to be a great guy to watch... what really got me going with him was his foot fetish... I loved it!

Edie - was played by Kagney Linn Karter. She is stunning! She was amazing on camera and I loved how she really played her character well... My favorite part about her character was when she said "Can we, do that, oooorrr?" She played that off well... props to you Kagney... Amazing body, the only flaw on this film were the bruises on her legs. Come on people, you're making a movie... you could have put some makeup on those to cover them up. That was the only flaw on her part.

Steve - was played by Dane Cross. He was really corny and goofy, but once he got in the bedroom, OMG, he was hot. he did an amazing job. He played his part well and has some skills.

Gloria - was played by Rebecca Linares. She is gorgeous and a great body!! Definite eye candy to watch... She's a woman who knows what she wants and gets what she wants... I loved her "Spanish Kiss"... it actually reminded me of a little trick I do, he he... She was amazing on camera... Her character reminded me a lot of my personality at times...

Enrique - was played by Marco Banderas. Ok, he has a VERY hot body... but his face, not so hot... He looked a bit goofy and he really wasn't a good actor... but he redeemed himself in the sex scenes as he taught Edie what sexual pleasure really was all about... I'm so glad that for most of the scenes his head was cut off...
    • Good acting / chemistry
    • Hot scenes
    • Good presentation

DVD Features

Behind the Scenes footage (which actually was very entertaining)
Over 2 hours of amazing sex scenes...
Photo Gallery
Cum Shot Recaps (yes, for those of you like me with that cum fetish, it's there)
Full Motion Chapter Menu (so you can skip to your favorite sex scenes like I do)
Auto-Restart function is even available
    • Attractive design
    • Scene selection
    • Special features / bonus included

Personal comments

My favorite quote from this movie was from Gloria... as she said "Ok bueno, you can not cook... You can not dance... Your hands are like a girl... So better you fuck me good..." She sounds like me...

Experience

First off, let me be honest and say that I've never really been a big porn person, but I really enjoyed this film... I don't think I can say that enough...

When I got my new movie in I was so excited... I couldn't wait to watch it. Personally, I didn't really care too much for the first swap... yes it was entertaining, did have some great sex scenes, but I think the main thing that turned me off were the things coming out of Natasha's mouth during their sex... All she said, like every two seconds was "shit", "fuck"... I know there are some people out there, that's your thing... but it wasn't mine... not only that but her gagging was really disgusting... but I stayed open-minded and dealt with it... What turned me on the most about the first swap, more or less, were the skills Bobbi Starr had sucking on that cock... she knows how to work her mouth... I loved the positions he put her in... very hot...

The second swap was great. The clash between the personalities of Marie and Richard was classic... she really made those sex scenes entertaining... especially with some of the things she was saying about her husband. But my favorite thing about the second swap was, like I said, the chemistry and amazement that Barb and Rob had while they were having sex. It really did remind me of the love making my husband and I share because we are always leaving each other in amazement. I even texted him while he was at work and told him about it and that I wanted him to watch this scene FIRST before I even let him know what the porn was about... I wanted him to see the connection and the reactions those two had for each other more than anything...

The third swap was amazing. Great sex in both scenes. Enrique and Gloria remind me a lot of me and my husband. We love pleasuring each other and making love for hours on end... and if it were us in that situation, I could see us being the same way those two were with their new partners.

All in all, we both really enjoyed this film. We pop it in all the time!!
Follow-up commentary
We've gotten about six or seven new porn flicks since we got the Official Wife Swap Parody, and this one is still our favorite. This is the one we always start our conversations with when we discuss our extra curricular activities with our friends. We want more of Zero Tolerance's films. To us, we haven't found anything better just yet! We love that Wife Swap!
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Comments
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Great review Brandi!
  • Brandi Rouxxx
    Brandi Rouxxx  
    Thank ya ladies!!
  • Jessica Elizabeth
    Jessica Elizabeth  
    Great review!
  • Brandi Rouxxx
    Brandi Rouxxx  
    Thank you! We really did enjoy this one!! Hubby tells everyone about it! LOL!
  • AMGuidroz
    AMGuidroz  
    thanks for the review
  • Alex Time
    Alex Time  
    Very detailed. Thanks!
  • Archery
    Archery  
    Great review!
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