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I was pretty disappointed by this. If you are a big Dita fan, you might enjoy this. But otherwise, if you are looking for something to turn you on, you should look elsewhere. Distracting camera work, photographer, and the 10-15 year old age of scenes show in this. Dita was stunning, the lingerie was great, but only one scene get me truly aroused.
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Pros
Dita, lots of vinyl and latex lingerie, very tall shoes.
Cons
No sex, no licking, only background music, some very short clips.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Content / Genre / Audience

After having watched this, I am slightly disappointed, but I understand what this feature is about. If you are a huge fan of Dita Von Teese, this will be right up your alley and should be in your collection. If you love watching burlesque, you should buy this. If you enjoy latex and corsets, you might consider this. If you want to watch people have sex and be thoroughly entertained, you should look for something else. When I read the only other review for this, I know the person said that the scenes somewhat bored them. I thought that this was just personal preference. But since this is a bunch of her scenes slapped together into a DVD, you get bits and pieces here and there. And with no commentary, no sex of any kind, only breasts and leg touching, it gets quite boring. I loved the lingerie, but this didn't make up for the rest of the film.
    • Fetish
    • Mild

Actors

Dita Von Teese
Eve Ellis
Bianca C.
Edited and Directed by Peter W. Czernich.
By Marquis Media

Dita looked absolutely wonderful in this. She had many different pieces and kinds of lingerie, which did interest me some. But I got the feeling that she and the other women were more posing for the camera than doing what they wanted to do. It got boring pretty quickly. The only people you see in this film are the three listed above, plus a woman holding a digital camera taking pictures in some of the last scenes.
    • All female cast
    • Bad presentation
    • Interesting costumes

DVD Features

The front image of the DVD is Dita in a blue corset sitting down on an ottoman. The back has six images, a few with breasts showing. Looking at the images, I can remember seeing 4 during the film, but I really don't think that the other two were even included.

When you put the DVD in, after maybe 30 seconds, you arrive at the main menu. The only options are Play Movie and Chapters. It is a very simple menu, with the same image from the front of the DVD case, and some light background music. No tacky ads or special messages at the beginning of the DVD.
    • Not very discreet packaging

Personal comments

Dita's Dance 1
Dita starts out in a patent trench coat, patent opera length gloves, and a hat. She removes the coat and we find her in a patent dress, but this doesn't last for very long. She then quickly removes almost all of her clothing, and then she moves around just a little bit while sitting in her garter belt and thong. and this scene ended after only 3 minutes, and I give it 2 stars.

Stiletto Sluts 1
Starts with Dita kneeling on the floor in front of a bookcase of stilettos polishing them in a latex maid outfit. There is some background music, similar to the opening, it isn't porn star music, but more piano music. Soon she starts fellating and playing with the stiletto, and we get a close up of the action with her luscious red lips. Soon she is joined by her master, another female, and she starts to undress this woman by removing her coat. It is like a silent movie with no noises besides the piano. Dita then removes the women's boots and starts messaging her feet. All of a sudden we cut to Dita drawing a bath, and her master walks in. She gets into the bath, stockings, panty, garter belt and all, and proceeds to be messaged and stripped by Dita. Dita is still in her latex maid outfit, which is very nice. Dita then joins her in the tub in her full maid outfit, shoes included. The same piano music continues, except with the occasional female "ohh" and "ahh" added in. This scene ends after 11 minutes. It was much better than the first, but not over the top. Just kinda middle of the road. 3.5 stars. The action wasn't the greatest between the women, but her outfit was hot!

Dita's Dance 2
Very similar setup to her first dance, music and background, but she is wearing a blue corset, bikini, and stockings, but my favorite part, are the long leather gloves. She starts another striptease with the gloves and shoes, and removes everything except her bikini, This scene lasted 4 minutes, and 3 stars.

Stiletto Sluts 2
The starts with only feet showing, and someone trying to figure out what shoes to wear. Eventually we see it is Dita, and she is only wearing stockings, a bikini bottom and some small gloves. All of a sudden it transitions to Dita being used as a foot rest at the end of the bed. She goes about painting her masters nails, and I believe this woman is Bianca C. All of a sudden Dita is on the bed and the kink factor is turned up. She is in ballet heels, and is being somewhat mummified in a stocking on top of both shoes and legs, and Bianca is wearing latex stockings, garter belt, and a upper body bodystocking. After Dita's legs are secured, Bianca secures the rest of Dita. Then just as quickly as she is bound, Dita is freed from her nylon prison, which was kinda disappointing. This scene lasted 11 minutes. It had some promise with the restraining and the outfits, but it just didn't go all the way. 3 stars.

Dita's Dance 3
Dita is back in her maid outfit from scene 2, and she is polishing her latex legs. After her legs, she focuses on her skirt and ass, before moving to her gloves. She finally gets her waist cincher and her top, and then every other piece she is wearing. She then starts to remove her latex garments, one at a time, until she is down to just her thong, which then a first for the movie gets removed. This scene lasted 9 minutes. Out of her three dances so far, this was the best. I loved the outfit, and it wasn't a quick 3 or 4 minute thing, this lasted a little bit longer. And it left me longing for more at the end, so I guess her burlesque was successful. But still missing something, so 4 stars.

Corset Sisters 1
This scene starts with three women, wearing Victorian era wings, mostly naked sitting on a couch choosing which corset that they want to wear. This is the first scene in which we get a full close view of a woman's crouch. After somewhat modeling their corsets for each other, they change into more risque vinyl corsets and start lacing Dita up. This scene really caught my interest, between the sexy corsets, long vinyl gloves, and over the knee boots, it was right up my alley! Next Dita puts on a tight corset dress and tries to walk around with a notebook on her head, as another behind her "whips" her into shape. We get to experience Dita lacing herself up a few times, which is quite impressive! Eventually Dita dresses up as a ballerina with super high ballet shoes as well. As she is hobbling around in a circle, one of the women whips her as the other helps her stay up. There is some light boob caressing, and a little nipple painting on Dita, but that's about it for this scene. This one lasted 13 minutes, and so far it is my favorite. 4 stars.

Fetish Motel 1
We find Dita and Eve Ellis sitting on a couch partially dressed. They both start by putting stockings on themselves, in which Dita is in a garter belt and robe, and Eve in a latex skirt and see through bustier. We are introduced to a third woman in the corner in a latex catsuit, who starts taking pictures, and then the women start posing for her. This seems a little more modern than other parts of the film because she has a digital camera. All they do during this scene is some leg rubbing and foot rubbing, nothing crazy or even that exotic. Thankfully after 11 minutes this scene ended. I will only give it 2 stars, and that is more because of the latex outfits that the other women were wearing.

Oily Fun
This starts with Dita outdoors, fully naked, and poring message oil all over her body. After she exhausts the bottle, she starts to rub it into herself, before wrapping in the tarp that she is lying on. This was quite exciting, but she didn't take it any further and it ended after only 3 minutes. 3 stars.

Experience

Continued

Fetish Motel 2
In this scene, Dita and Eve are drawing a bath, wearing latex see through dresses, and are being photographed again by the woman in the black catsuit. In this scene we hear the first sounds from the scene, even though it is only them splashing around in their tub of water. But like the other motel scene, this one quickly bored me with no action and them only posing for the camera. I was more interested in the camera woman than them. This scene lasted 7 minutes, and I give it 2 stars.

Clear Plastic
This scene has a somewhat futuristic feel to it, with the clear lingerie, clear inflatable chair, and it looks like bubble wrap for a wall. For a change, Dita gets wrapped up even further in cling wrap, and then is laid down on the floor where she fellates Bianca C.s heel. But after this, she frees herself and disappears, and the scene ends after 3 and a half minutes. 2.5 stars.

Fetish Motel 3
Back in the motel, Dita is in a very nice red catsuit, while Eve is in a black one, and taping Dita to a chair. Has some promise! Somewhat distracting to the film, Eve keeps stopping what she is taping every so often so the camera woman can get a photo. It is like the film was a second thought. And throughout the motel scenes, most of the filming is done so it looks like we are looking through a peep hole. 3.5 stars, and it ends after 7 minutes.

Shooting
Dita is in a black vinyl corset with crotch high boots on, long gloves on and a whip in her hand. Once again she appears to be stopping to pose for the camera, instead of the filming. All of a sudden she is changed into a teddy with a coat on. It is a very sexy outfit, but because of the coat, we only get a small view of it. This scene lasted 4 minutes, but it was somewhat boring. 3 stars.

Silver Shooting
This scene starts with Dita in a black waist cincher, applying makeup to herself. Next we get to see a random man applying a shimmery coat of something all over her skin, and after this she gets painted silver, and even her lingerie does as well. Once she is done being painted, she starts posing for the photographer. This scene ends after 7 minutes. 2.5 stars.

Early Shooting
This just shows some behind the scenes footage, hair curlers, assistants, with a few new images thrown in.
Follow-up commentary
Since reviewing this two months ago, I have had zero urge to pull it out again. It was such a disappointment, that I don't think I would ever pull it out for masturbation purposes. I might watch certain scenes for looking at the lingerie, like the corsets scene, but otherwise it was a really big disappointment.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
    As much as I think Dita is hot, this video sounds a bit pointless. What's the fun in seeing someone bound and then immediately released?
  • Contributor: leatherlover
    I agree. I have never seen burlesque before, but this seemed to be like speed burlesque. Take it off as fast as you can, move minimally, and move on!
  • Contributor: LittleBird
    Dita fan, here, but I agree with your comments. Great review.
  • Contributor: Eucaly
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: shotjuan
    3 minutes isn't enough for oily fun
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