Official Friday The 13th Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by PassionQT

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Don't Expect a Sequel for this Parody!

Have no fear, this silly parody is far from horrific! There's no blood, no gore, & no high-pitched shrill screams, but there is jizz, and plenty of it! Oh yeah, and there's one REALLY big cock! Other than that, there just isn't much substance to it and will be collecting dust on my shelf if I can't convince a friend to take it from me.
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Pros:
Clear, feature-film type cinematography, not too long, Sexy Domme scene!
Cons:
Mediocre acting, weakens before the halfway point.
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review


THE PLOT

The horror film parody from Zero Tolerance Productions is
mildly humourous at times, but it's mostly just a bunch of porn actors running around an abandoned campground full of decrepit buildings, and screwing their brains out until the resident "Jason" gets jealous because, I suppose, he is mad he can't have sex anymore, so he takes it out on these young horndogs.

Directed by Gary Orona and produced by his wife, Tabitha Stevens, it tells the story of a group of adults trying to get this dumpy campground up and running as a nudist resort, but I doubt anyone with a taste for bugs would want to pay good money to go there! Pay attention to scene I and you will see what I mean.

Seriously, if you aren't a hard-core fan of the original movies, then you will probably want to pass on this one, unless you just choose it for the sex, or because you are a fan of a particular actor. I found myself falling asleep and waiting for it to end after the second major sex scene. The only "fun" part for me in watching the movie was wondering how "Jason" was going to strike.

SEX SCENE BREAKDOWN

There are 5 main sex scenes during this 1H45MIN long flick. Interlaced between them are quick scenes that help to tell the story, but most of these just show Sara Sloane, the main character, running around in skimpy shorts exploring the camp, or "Jason" lurking in the shadows.

Scene I: This one is my favorite, and probably the best one before the movie goes downhill, mostly because it involves a dominant female and her slut slave. She makes him kiss her ass, then fuck it, so there's plenty of anal play for those that prefer taboo. I am SO buying a chain outfit like hers! Talk about sexy! Pay attention and you'll notice all the flies swarming around. I though they were on my television until I took a closer look. At least you know they really filmed it in the great outdoors!

Scene II: A fairly vanilla sex scene between Asa Akira and a total hottie. It's sexy, but compared to the first scene, it left me wanting more.

Scene III: This one is a flashback scene that shows "Jason" before his unfortunate accident, which I won't give away in this review, but he does warn Kagney Linn Karter's character of his "condition" before they start screwing. Overall, ANOTHER vanilla scene.

Scene IV: A threesome between Mark Wood and two other actresses. It's pretty vanilla too: just two sexy babes devouring his cock orally, then taking turns riding him until they meet their demise.

Scene V: Final scene with actress Sara Sloane, the heroine, and the camp director celebrating their "supposed" victory of having escaped from "Jason". Little do they know that he can't resist staying away from a good fucking. Can you say "more vanilla"? Yeah, sorry to disappoint you, but that's it.

CAST
Sara Sloane, Kagney Linn Karter, Courtney Cummz, Brooke Lee Adams, Asa Akira, Brooklyn Lee, Mark Wood, Kris Slater, Carlo Carrera, Rocco Reed, Mr. Pete, Ralph, Tabitha Stevens, Cheyne Collins (as the creepy Jason).

Extras
Scene Selections, Behind the Scenes, Gallery, Popshots (cumshots), Trailer
Experience
The last parody I watched from Zero Tolerance Productions was Wife Swap Offical Parody, and that one was actually pretty good! This one, however, put me to sleep after the first scene. I found myself hitting the FFW button just to get through it. I mean, you can't just follow a hot Domme scene with a bunch of vanilla stuff! The rest of the film was overshadowed by that opening scene. They should have saved the best for last or at least added some more kink to it!

The story behind how "Jason" became the monster that he is is quite funny, but watching this once is enough, unless its the ONLY porn movie you own. I'll be passing mine on to a friend in need. The last 4 scenes were just too repetitive and not very creative in my opinion.
Follow-up commentary
There really isn't much more I can add to this review than I already said the first time around. Nothing (well maybe a roll in the hay with Kris Slater) could make me sit through this painfully boring and ridiculous flick again. I did end up finding a chain bra similar to the one used in the first scene. That's the only good thing that came out of watching this flick!
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Comments
  • Jobthingy
    Jobthingy  
    LOL! This whole movie cracked me up. I could not stop laughing.
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    I like to see the different opinions of what everyone thought. I personally loved it but it wasn't really horror. I like the hardcore horror. And yeah - it was funny.

    I LOVE her chain outfit too. PLEASE let me know if you find anything similar. I tried to find something like it last night but only found outfits that had a little bit of chain. They were boring.

    Great review!
  • Tuesday
    Tuesday  
    Interesting. The Domme scene was my least favorite. Everyone is different.
  • bzzingbee
    bzzingbee  
    I'm a big fan of the original, so I enjoyed this a lot. I agree that the first scene was waaay different from all the rest though. It had me expecting a lot more than what we got, but the other scenes were still good.
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    I also felt that it got weak in the middle, but the last sex scene saved a bit of it for me.
  • Selective Sensualist
    Selective Sensualist  
    It IS interesting how we all have different opinions. Our favorite scene was the second scene. We absolutely loved it and have chosen to watch it an additional couple of times. We also liked the last scene. I do enjoy some Dom/sub scenes, but the one in this movie (the 1st scene) just did not do it for us.

    Nice job on the review!
  • Airen Wolf
    Airen Wolf  
    OMG the flies....everywhere!
  • Love Buzz
    Love Buzz  
    I never even noticed the flies lol (I also missed the anal the first time I watched it) Great review, really looking forward to the discussion
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