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Gettin' Naughty In Heaven!

This one rolls porn, a storyline and romance into the one great movie. Enjoy this one with your special someone on a quiet romantic night in together. Let the movie help set the mood. It delivers a soft sensual atmosphere that can draw even the un-romantics (such as myself) into enjoying it. It's as though you're watching a movie on TV, but this time you get all the nudity and sexual moments that we are normally denied.
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Pros:
Attractive people,
Crisp clean atmosphere,
Romantic
Cons:
Condoms,
Too many close ups
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review


INTRODUCTORY:

Almost Heaven is a New Sensations Romance film and directed by Eddie Powell. Unfortunately, one is forced to sit through a long drawn out ad about piracy and how it's illegal. The opening of the actual movie introduces the actors while showing random shots with washed out colors and some older style music which gives the feeling you're about to view an old fashioned movie.

Alice appears to be waiting for her husband when her name gets called and she is taken away. Next to be called is Angie who is led upstairs to a large open room where she meets Michael. She is told that she had died the night before and now has an important task. That task is to choose just one memory from her life to take with her for eternity.

Here is an example of a memory someone else chose to take with them......

1st: Oral, vaginal penetration

Carine and David are enjoying a beautiful meal for two in a garden setting before going for a stroll. They find a couch in the middle of the garden and decide they can't wait to get back to the room. They explore a few typical positions with oral and vaginal penetration. The scene is a good length and more so straight to the point, which makes it more pleasurable for me to watch. The sex could have been hotter. I didn't feel a lot of chemistry during the sex but it wasn't bad.

Back with Michael: Angie tells Michael that there's just too many memories of her husband, to just choose one. She is told to get her memory in by closing time, as she heads off to think.

2nd: Oral, vaginal penetration

This one takes place in the staff kitchen where Sara and Paul start talking about an assignment he has in which his client refuses to pick a memory. Before long, Michael walks in as Paul is leaving. Sera and Michael start kissing before getting hot and heavy. It's exactly the kind of action she had been hoping for. Little did she know, that it's what he had been wanting all along too. They start off with vaginal penetration with him taking her from behind against the bench before taking it to the floor where Sera takes her position on top. After taking the condom off, Michael erupts over her stomach and chest. My favorite camera angle is towards the end, where Sera sits on the bench and Michael penetrates her. The camera is located down on the floor level and looking up at the couple.

At the end of the scene, we're taken back to the same positions the two were in before the sex. Michael is back to playing Mr. Cool while Sera is over flowing a cup of coffee. So – did the sex really happen or was Sera just fantasizing? A bunch of other colleges enter the kitchen and ask Michael if he is interested in joining them for lunch. Again he acts like he couldn't care less for Sera and she is left wishing he'd give her the time of day. She heads off to the garden for a stroll to think things over when she comes across Angie. The two of them discuss their situations to try and help each other out.

3rd: Oral, vaginal penetration

Alice and Joe are a married couple, that appear to be employees, who are planning to make up a new memory together. They enter a room where the two of them start kissing while they undress. After which, we are taken under the light covers, where the kissing continues before getting into the heavier action. He performs oral on her. After emerging, we get a close up view of her giving him basic oral. They finally move onto vaginal penetration in a few different positions before he removes the condom to make a mess on her pubic mound.

The under the covers shot was a great idea! It's just unfortunate, that the shots were so close up while in that situation.
Experience
In between scene:

Both Sera and Paul walk in to find Angie still trying to work out what memory she wants to keep forever. When Paul happens to mention it's the little things that count, Angie suddenly decides which one she will choose. She can't wait to tell Michael and asks Sera to arrange the meeting, where she describes her lasting memory to him. It's here that Angie teaches Michael about how important the small things are as she reaches into a trash can to retrieve a note Sera had given him at Angie's first appointment.

On his way to leave, Michael comes across Sera sitting on a couch, frantically writing on a note pad. He thanks her for the note earlier and the two kiss passionately.

4th: Oral, vaginal penetration

Jake enters the bedroom to say bye to Angie before going to work. Just when she thinks he has gone, she goes to the bathroom to find a note left on the mirror. Suddenly, he appears in the doorway and the two of them retreat to the bed. Work flies out the window as they undress before they perform oral on each other. They enjoy various sexual positions and he explodes over her stomach and pubic region.

PACKAGING:

The DVD arrived in a cardboard box, which is rather standard, apart from the front flap which opens up to reveal more of New Sensations romantic titles and pictures of each of the couples from this movie. Both the front and back covers are tame, as in there's no full nudity. It actually comes across as being a romance movie, rather than porn. The DVD case inside this box features the identical covers. The front shows Allie Haze and Xander Corvus in an embrace and small imagines from the scenes on the back.

FEATURES & ACTORS:

This movie runs for 114 minutes and features Behind the Scenes, Trailers, Photo Gallery and a Pick Your Pleasure option. In Pick Your Pleasure, there are a number of different categories to fulfill your desires – Tease, Blowjob, Missionary, Doggystyle, Cowgirl and Popshot.

Kiara Diane
Allie Haze
Xander Corvus
Chris Johnson
Victoria White
Rocco Reed
Brooke Lee Adams
Danny Mountain
Sarah Jackson
Charlie Ann
Melissa Jacobs
Bruce Venture
Aubrey Addams
Jessie Andrews
Alan Stafford
Erik Everhard
Seth Gamble
David Arnold
Chad Alva
Anthony Rosano

EXPERIENCE:

It was nice to finally see some brunettes. In the beginning, I was starting to wonder if the movie was just going to be blondes. I could understand them preferring to use condoms, if the guy was to ejaculate over the girls stomach, back or end with a facial. But why use a condom if he is just going to erupt over her vaginal region any way????

I'm personally, not a fan of condoms but I won't reject porn because of it. They use relatively thin clear condoms so it doesn't take away too much from our viewing pleasure. My least favorite scene was the 3rd because they just didn't seem to have as much chemistry as the others and I felt Victoria White was forcing it a little too much. The best were definitely the 2nd and 4th scenes!

I giving this DVD a rating of 4 stars.
Follow-up commentary
I still enjoy this one on occasions and it's my 4th favorite movie in my collection, even though I'm not really the romantic type.
It's probably one of the best ones (out of the ones I own) for those wanting to start out in porn and great for couples viewing together.
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  • Darling Jen
    Darling Jen  
    The thing about hair that bothered me in this one (that I meant to mention in my own review) is how the angle from the ceiling down at the stars, plus the lighting, when walking up the stairs in the beginning really shows off the ugly dark roots in Kiara Diane's hair. It just looks damn horrible.
  • Selective Sensualist
    Selective Sensualist  
    I really liked this movie. I agree with your assessment of the scenes! The only one I didn't care for as much was the third one, but I also loved how they filmed the scene under the white sheets. It provided a look that was both unique and romantic.
  • ? Amanda ?
    ? Amanda ?  
    I was a little thrown off by the con listed as "condoms". I actually enjoy the idea that condoms are being used to prevent the spread of STDs, however I could understand why they could look like a turn off to some. The film sounds great though. Thanks for the great review.
  • markeagleone
    markeagleone  
    I enjoyed the movie. Just wish there would be a sequel.
  • leatherlover
    leatherlover  
    I really enjoyed this one as well. I need to sit down with my wife and have her watch it, I think she would enjoy it.
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    Thanks all

    Yeah, you would think they would have their hair roots touched up before doing a film. It does look trashy - especially when ya have bleached ya hair sooooo blonde and the natural color is rather dark.

    Allie Haze is my favorite! She is such a cutie!
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