Horny OR Corny

If you're into ditzy cartoon-type characters where the females have au naturale genitals, this is definitely for you folks! I personally am not that smitten with this particular genre of porn. There were some funny moments, but over all I found many things in it that were distracting from the actual sex.
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Pros
Cool costumes, Humorous storyline, Attractive cast.
Cons
Hairy nether regions, Cheesy acting.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review


Yikes! I don't know what to make of this parody... it's pretty amusing and entertaining, that's for sure. The Director is Eddie Powell, and I have seen a couple of his films before and I like those a whole lot better. (No offense!)

I'm not going to go through a whole synopsis of every scene, but I will give a brief outline of certain aspects and my general view of each one, saying what I like and/or what I don't like.

I get a real kick about how the maître d' or waiter in the background during one of the first scenes (Where Shaggy meets the costumed Fairy Cindy for the first time at a Halloween party.) turns out to be the ghoulish Costume Bandit guy who got caught in the end.

Scene 1 : This is where Shaggy shags the Fairy Cindy. Hot! Mostly because after dorky Shaggy starts getting busy with Cindy, he whips out his piece, and boy is he packing a nice one or what? I was pleasantly surprised, and his hotness just went up a few points higher. I like my porn to have attractive men, it's a pet peeve. The sex was kind of standard vanilla. Whatever the hell that means! I have a vague idea though.

Scene 2 : Daphne and Fred get busy! Basic stuff, you know... fellatio, kissing, banging every which way, even in the booty hole. It was alright. I've got to say this though; why is Daphne's bush so damn hairy? I don't get it! Is it because this film is supposed to be set back in the day in the 70's where women really didn't wax, shave, or trim as much as they do in this day and age? I'm confused! Maybe it's European inspired. It was definitely a turn-off. And Bree Olsen is so pretty too. Her whispery baby sex talk was very distracting to me.

Scene 3 : It starts with a scene set in an earlier time in the day, when Velma is masturbating on a toilet seat in the bathroom while she's listening to Shaggy's party romp story. Then it switches to the present time when she is in a room (Inside an old mansion.) alone with Shaggy. She loses her inhibitions and jumps his bones. I thought it was pretty funny the way Bobbi Starr did her Velma voice the whole time she was having sex. The way she moaned was hilarious, along with her facial expressions. By the way, her snatch was a forest too!

Scene 4 : Velma and Daphne attempt to distract the ghoul guy with some girl on girl action while Shaggy and Fred hide underneath the bed and listen. Both girls are hot, but I can't get over how much hair these two broads have on their muffs. If I was a dude and I had a ding dong, it would not rise to the occasion. The scissoring was pretty hot though.(I don't know why, but it fascinates me.)

Scene 5 : Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, and (Boring snooze fest!) Fred have a foursome orgy. This is my favorite scene. They saved the best for last. Sex partners were swapped and everything.

I enjoyed the bonus footage disc a little more. It was cool to see the outtakes, and the bonus sex scene with Bree Olsen was actually really sexy. She looked hot and was shaved down below.
Follow-up commentary
I love this one because of Shaggy. Although this isn't one of the first ones I pick up, I do watch it on occasion.
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  • Contributor: Mistress M.
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: married with children
    thanks for the great review. I dont get the hair either.
  • Contributor: leatherlover
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: darlingnikkie
    I am not gonna lie I was quite disturbed by it lol.
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    Brilliant title!
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