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Humor? Eh. Sexy? Eh.

This adult film just didn't do anything for me. It annoyed me scene after scene until I really was just annoyed that I had to watch it at all. It has basic scenes that are repeated exactly time and time again just with different actors.
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Pros:
Funny?
Cons:
Lily LaBeau speaking.
Annoying formulaic porn scenes.
Loud distracting background noises.
Rating by reviewer:
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extremely useful review


This film for all intensive purposes is a comedic porn.

Kayden Kross and Tony Ribas are in the first scene of the movie having sex. They have oral and vaginal sex. I knew this was a movie with a plot so it honestly surprised me a bit to have a sex scene immediately. Either way, I wasn't very impressed with the scene there was nothing new or exciting to it. It seemed like any bad porno formula was just being followed. I can say that for me it set a bad tone for the rest of the movie. There would have to be some redeeming features for me to like it.

After the immediate sex scene is when we get the background and plot for the movie. Kayden and Mick are roommates and Mick loves (secretly of course) Kayden. Scott Nails is Mick's best friend and comes up with the brilliant plan of infiltrating girls' night. Mick tells Kayden that his sister and a friend would like to attend girls' night (but really it will be them poorly dressed as girls) and she invites the girls over.

The next scene is the start of girls' night. Mick and Scott are dressed so badly as girls. Not only that but they were hitting on the girls at the party and sat like man pigs. Who sits slouched down with their legs spread wide open??? It looked disgusting. I understand that it was for comedic value but it just made me roll my eyes. Instead of going for finesse and some real comedy they went the lazy man's route and did some boring cliches.

Eh, either way the next scene is what really irked my bone. Lily LaBeau and Manuel Ferrara have sex. But it isn't so much the having sex part of the scene that bothers me as much as the Lily LaBeau part does. She is dressed in some lingerie as she answers the door for the pizza man. He tells her how much the pizza is and then (because of course she expected to get the pizza for free) she says "Not only do I get a deaf pizza boy, but I get a gay one!”. This line turned any excitement I had off. Um, just because a guy doesn't jump your bones the second you show him any attention means he's gay? Sorry, but you just seem like a bitch. Which was unfortunate because it was actually the hottest scene of the movie. Manuel Ferrara was the best male actor in this so it was really sad he got paired in such a scene.

Next is the scene between Charles Dera and Sara Stone. It seemed like the same old same old. By this time I was unimpressed with the movie and just watching it to get it over with. Sara and Charles (just like every other scene in this movie) have oral and vaginal sex then end with a facial. Apparently the director really likes following a bad porn formula. This one was a bit rougher, but it felt very forced and unnatural.

Loni Evans and Scott Nails have a scene together next. There really isn't anything to even say about it because it is exactly like the other scenes in this movie. Oral, vaginal, facial. It made the movie quite hard to sit through considering you were seeing the exact same thing over and over again with no variation on the action. However Kayden walks in on this and realizes what is going on with the "girls" that she invited into girls' night.

Kayden confronts Mick and he tells her everything. She finds it romantic so of course they fuck. It was a boring and noisy scene. By this time I could almost time when the action would shift from oral to sex. There was nothing new in this scene either. Although the two did have a bit of chemistry that was obvious. But the points that it gets for that chemistry are easily taken away when you have to endure annoying loud background noises.
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Alright, so my experience with this film was not positive. I read a lot of other reviews that loved the movie, so don't take this as your only judgment of if you will like it or not.
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  • Kayla
    Kayla  
    Girl Talk was better than Love & Marriage for me, and I think it was one of the better mainstream porns.
  • Penguin
    Penguin  
    When we started watching this I thought it might be a lot better than it turned up being. I wasn't a huge fan of this one either.
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