I am a cheese connoisseur, and this is some tasty cheese!

I'll admit, this wasn't even close to what I was expecting. Obviously, I should have realized that "parody" meant "comedy", but after watching the previews I was expecting something a bit more "spooky". All in all, not bad as far as spoof flicks go—the sex was hot, the acting was cheesy, the effects were about as believable as they were when the original Friday the 13th was made! You know what? I totally just realized that it's Friday the 13th as I'm writing this now! Eeeeerie...
Published:
Pros
Laugh-out-loud funny, which was surprising in a few different ways!
Cons
The kind of cheese to be expected from a parody of an already cheesy horror movie...
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review


Camp! Orgies! Woohoo! And there’s a serial killer? Oh nooooooes!

Hilarity ensues.

This skin flick pays homage to every great summer camp killer thriller, but the sex is actually sexy! What more can a girl ask for, really?

The setting is absolutely gorgeous—natural, outdoors, woodsy, with genuinely creepy little buildings where the action goes down. The music is subtle and cohesive, nice back beats in the strum & bass genre that set the mood and don't distract too much from the on-screen action. Filming is well done, and unlike post of the porn I watch, the audio seemed well-mastered. (In other words, I didn't have to turn it way up to hear what everyone was saying and then turn it way down again during the sex scenes to keep my eardrums from blowing out.)

Of all the scenes, the first was my favourite—the female lead is nice and bossy with some great face-sitting action and a great anal scene. The rest were just as hot, though the "horror" started to distract me a little bit from this point on. Flesh eating jizz? Some kind of giant mutated cock-monster? Hmmmm. With a nice Asia-in-hiking-boots scene (I loved the hanging light bulb for ambience) I was getting back in the mood. The threesome scene that followed was also nice, though I wished there had been a bit more three-at-once action, rather than what seemed to be girls-taking-turns. The "Flashback" scene was mostly just confusing, because while it attempted to explain the "back story", the porn actor cast to play the "bad guy before he goes bad" didn't look anything at all like the monster from the bottom of the lake....

The sex was overall very hot—lots of intimate slow build up, very subtle power play (like when Asia hands Ricardo her hair so he can fuck her face), a little bit messy and sweaty like sex at summer camp should be!

In the end, though, I felt like the parody aspect fell short. I really would have loved a bit more interaction with the "bad guy" character, more attempts to be scary alongside the sexy the way old-timey horror does it best. I guess what I was looking for was more of a porn "Scare-ody" than a porn parody.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

EdenFantasys Review Program

  • Get Free Toys
  • Enjoy Special Deals
Become a Reviewer
This review was edited by
  • tim1724 Contributor: tim1724
  • Rank:
    5.8 / 10
  • Edited reviews: 250
Comments
Subscribe to comments
  • Contributor: sexyintexas
    Great review!
Forum
Discussion Posts Last Update
out of stock 9
Thank you for viewing Official Friday The 13th Parody review page!