Offical Wife Swap Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by Lildrummrgurl7

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Offical Wife Swap Parody

DVD by Zero Tolerance

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I'm a hardcore pussy lickin' gangster

Six couples swap partners in this parody of Wife Swap. The DVD features straight vaginal and oral sex only. It has very little diversity between scenes but makes up for it with a lot of humor. If you're looking for some humor in your porn, this is a good choice.
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Pros:
Humorous dialogue and plot lines, good chemistry between actors
Cons:
Little diversity between scenes, poor acting can get annoying to some people
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Content / Genre / Audience

The Official Wife Swap Parody is a straight porn DVD from Zero Tolerance, which was released in 2010. Much like the "reality" show Wife Swap, two couples switch partners for a short period of time in which they live with the other spouse. The couples paired in the swap are often completely outrageous caricatures who are seemingly complete opposites from the couple they swap with. In this DVD, there is a total of six couples and three “swaps.” All of the sex is vaginal or oral. There is no anal, rough, or group sex in this DVD. There are also no fetish scenes in this DVD. There are also no toys or condoms used at all in this DVD. It's very simplistic, heterosexual sex. In it’s entirety, this DVD is 2 hours and 17 minutes.
    • Hetero
    • Mild

Actors

The first set of couples to swap are Jack (played by Mark Wood) and Diane (played by Bobbi Starr) Hughes, a white couple; and James (played by Prince Yahshua) and Latasha (played by Nyomi Banxxx) Jones, a black couple. Obviously, this swap and the first two sex scenes are interracial. Jack “Fro-Yo” Hughes is an aspiring rapper and Diane studies and “is fascinated” African anthropology. James is unemployed and “studying” to become a lawyer, which angers his wife, Latasha, who sees him as lazy. In this swap, the men actually travel to the other couple’s house. At the Jones’ residence, Jack angers Latasha right off the bat and she slaps him across the face. Of course, later in the scene they reconcile and Jack tells Latasha he’s “a hardcore pussy lickin’ gangster” and he apologizes to her by performing oral sex on her, which leads to the first sex scene. The scene includes interracial sex, oral sex on a woman, and oral sex on a man. The entire scene is around 18 minutes long and finishes with Jack cumming on Latasha’s ass. At the Hughes’ residence, Diane makes all sorts of racist assumption about James, which angers James. He retreats to a private bedroom when Diane comes in to seduce him, telling him she “needs to be dominated by a big, strong, powerful, gangster.” This scene includes interracial sex again, oral sex on a man, and very little oral sex on a woman. This scene is also around 18 minutes long and ends with James cumming in Diane’s mouth and on her face.

The second set of couples to swap are Rob (played by himself), Marie (played by Sara Sloane), and Joey (played by James Deen) Spallone, a family from New York City; and Richard (played by Anthony Rosano) and Barbara (played by Julia Ann) Frampton, a wealthy couple from the Hamptons. Joey Spallone is Rob’s son and Marie’s stepson. At the Frampton’s residence, Marie is blown away by the house and the wealth the Frampton’s have. She offers to give Richard a blow job, telling him her legendary skills “keep Long Island smilin’.” When she messes up a big business opportunity for him, he finally lets her give him a blow job as a way to apologize. This scene includes oral sex on a male, oral sex on a woman, and PIV intercourse. It is, not surprisingly, 18 minutes long as well. Richard finishes the scene by cumming on Marie’s face. At the Spallone residence, Barbara feels very out of place in their life. Joey continues to hit on her and Rob demeans her. When Barbara finds out that Richard and Marie had sex, she looks to Joey to get back at him. This scene includes a lot of kissing, oral sex on a woman, PIV intercourse, and oral sex on a man. Of course, this scene is 18 minutes long and ends with Joey cumming in Barbara’s mouth.

The third and final set of couples to swap are Steve (played by Dane Cross) and Edie (played by Kagney Linn Karter) Whitaker, a couple from Nebraska who enjoys cornshucking and tractor pulls; and Enrique (played by Marco Banderas) and Gloria (played by Rebeca Linares) Banderas, a passionate Spanish couple. At the Banderas’ residence, Steve finds himself overpowered and intimidated by the powerful Gloria. Gloria offers to teach Steve how to Salsa in order to change him from a “gringo.” Of course, gringo that he is, he fails miserably. Gloria questions his masculinity and says he must prove he’s a man by having sex with her. This scene includes oral sex on a man, PIV intercourse, and oral sex on a woman. No surprise here, this 19 minute scene ends with Steve cumming on Gloria’s face. At the Whitaker residence, Enrique pampers Edie by giving her a foot massage, singing to her, and teaching her how to cook. Edie begins to admire Enrique and he asks for a blow job, which she quickly agrees to. She gives him a blow job while he cooks dinner. After dinner, Enrique also offers to teach Edie how to Salsa. Enrique goes into the lessons expecting sex afterwards and Edie readily agrees. This scene includes a lot of kissing, oral sex on a woman, PIV intercourse, and oral sex on man. This scene is 20 minutes long and ends with Enrique cumming on Edie’s ass. This scene ends the movie, there is no reunion between the spouses as there is on the actual show.
    • Good acting / chemistry

DVD Features

The DVD has a behind the scenes feature, photo gallery, and cum shot recap. I really enjoyed the behind the scenes feature. It was nice to see the actors true personality and to see them having fun on set with each other. Plus, it’s fairly short, at only 10 minutes long. The photo galley was quite honestly terrible. It plays a slideshow including photos of the actors posing in lingerie and photos from the scenes. The pictures seemed to be really low quality on my television. I have a 47” television and the pictures appeared extremely pixelated. If you were watching this on a smaller screen, the pictures may look much better for you but the quality gave me a headache after the first few pictures.
    • Scene selection
    • Special features / bonus included

Personal comments

I found the sex in this DVD to be really repetitive and predictable. There was little variation between scenes since they all included the same sexual acts. The different actors did bring something different to each scene, but not enough to hold my interest for the whole 2+ hours. Also, Bobbi Starr’s acting was terrible and completely ruined any scene she was in. Other than her scenes, I did enjoy all of the acting. It was still cheesy porn acting, but it wasn’t as fake or as unbelievable as Bobbi Starr’s. I really enjoyed Sara Sloane in this film. Her portrayal of Marie was hilarious and enjoyable to watch. This DVD, true to it’s parody nature, includes a lot of humor in the actual “acting” scenes. My partner and I found ourselves laughing a lot at the exaggerated stereotypes, humorous dialogue, and outrageous storylines. Even if the sex itself was borderline boring, the entire DVD was enjoyable overall. If you’re looking for a good parody, I’d recommend this DVD. If you’re looking for something with more diversity in the sex scenes, look elsewhere.
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  • DomonCoshu
    DomonCoshu  
    Awesome review! Reminds of one those movies you would see late night on HBO!
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