Is it Friday yet?The Official Friday the 13th Parody has beautiful actors with cheesy acting that adds to the light hearted-ness of the plot. The sex has something to offer to almost everyone.
Not gory; Attractive actors; Cheesy acting; Bit of variety in sex
A few disconnects within the plot; Blemishes on actors; Some annoying moaning
I was expecting blood, guts, gore, and stuff jumping out at you when I received the Official Friday the 13th parody, but I was pleasantly surprised to find that there was none. I'm not a complete wuss with gore, but I am with scary stuff. This parody though is more of a comedic parody. I have never seen the original movie (nor do I ever intend to), but I know the basic concept and I feel that the parody was able to successfully put a twist on that basic concept.
The movie starts with Susie, played by Sarah Sloane, making her way to Crystal Lake Nudist camp. She's warned about the curse of the camp, that there is a monster with flesh eating cum, but continues on her way. At the camp you meet the camp owner Kyle and a few other characters. Through out the movie each couple, or in one case a threesome, does theire thing and is then killed by Jason's flesh eating jizz. Finally, Kyle and Susie are confronted by Jason and they save the day by chopping his monstrous dick off.
The overall plot did amuse me, but I still had a few problems with it. The biggest issue I had was that for a so called 'nudist camp' no one is nude very often. Even the scene where a girl goes to take a bath after she had sex with her partner she puts on a robe to walk to the bathroom. Everyone seems clothed except for when they're fucking. Another problem was that just about every couple mentioned how the camp should "schedule and orgy" but it never happens. Granted most everyone is assumed dead by the end of the movie, but it was kind of a let down when it never happened. And lastly, after Susie and Kyle save the day, it just cuts to them in a super fancy bed room. None of the rooms in any of the buildings they had shown were that nice, so it just seems very out of place. Their sex scene also seems very disconnected. They kill the monster and then suddenly appear in this bed room ready to screw. It was just something that bothered me.
All of the acting is horrible, but I think that's part of it being a parody. The characters are very extreme and they're reactions are cheesy. I feel that this adds to the light nature of the film, which is something that I liked. And on a side note I did love Susie's outfit. It was very cute and playful.
The sex scenes over all were decent, but not great. I did like that this video had a lot more kink variety instead of plain vanilla sex. The first scene features a dominate woman dressed in leather and chains and even some anal play. There's also a sweet sensual scene and a threesome, so I feel most of the sex has a little bit of something to offer anyone.
I did have a few annoynesses with the actors. One of my biggest pet peeves is seeing skin blemishes in a porn. I know everyone gets pimples, but in a professional film I expect them to be covered up. Also, in the same scene, I found the girls moaning to be very annoying and whiny sounding.
The angles of all the shoots were great and the music really added to the effect of the movie. The music had a creepy, there's a monster just around the corner feel to it, which definitely added to the movie. However, the music didn't blast through the sex scenes and shortly after each sex scene began the music actually cut out.
Overall, the Official Friday the 13th Parody was amusing. I can't say it was a great porn, but it did get a laugh or two out of me. There's a bit more variety in sex acts in this movie and it does have a lot to offer.
Follow-up commentary 3 months after original review
It was kind of amusing the first time, but I sent it to a friend that really enjoys porn parodies. Just not my type of porn.
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