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Loch Ness Jason's Deadly Jizz

They say his penis is so huge, it never goes soft. As much as the nudist camp near a lake sounds like huge fun, I could certainly do without Jason's flesh eating jizz! If the thrill of sex with an extremely mild touch of horror (if you can even call it that) tickles your fancy, then this may be right up your ally.
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Pros:
Good looking natural size girls
Some good looking guys
Awesome chain outfit in 1st sex scene
Cons:
Some funky music in parts
No toys used
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review


MY TWO CENTS:

WOW – I love it! I was super excited when I heard the title of this DVD. The Official Friday The 13th Parody was written by Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance. I actually get a kick out of scaring myself with hardcore horror movies so couldn't wait to get my hands on this one. The cover and online trailer are deceiving, so please don't let them put you off this movie. It's not hardcore or even moderate horror by any means. I have to admit the mask kinda creeps me out a little but this is going to the top of my favorite porn DVDs.


SUMMARY:

The movie starts off with the masseuse Susie, hitching a ride into town where she meets a rough bar attendant Tabitha Stevens. It's here that she first hears about a flesh eating jizz, serial killer. After having a drink, Susie makes her way to Crystal Lake Nudist camp where she is greeted by the owner (Kyle) and one of the couples. This movie tends to jump from scene to scene (but not erratically) to spice things up. Thankfully, all sex scenes are played out fully without jumping. Some scenes had some pretty funky music but I personally found the sex was good enough to distract me from noticing it too much. I prefer movie music (unless at a dramatic ‘on the edge of your seat' part) to be more in the background rather than – right in your face.


1st couple: The first couple plays out a D/s situation where the girl takes on the dominant role. Throughout the whole sex session, she wears an awesome chain outfit. The scene involves face fucking, spitting (including into his mouth, making him swallow it which I was repulsed by) and oral performed on him. Unknown to the young couple, the dude in the mask (the infamous Jason) lurks nearby watching as they play. While they lay in each other's arms, Jason walks in the door to reveal himself to the young couple before he performs the deed.


2nd couple: Ricardo is so paranoid about bugs and insists his girlfriend Asa, rub repellent over his hot topless body. They enter their cabin for a night of hot passion. This couple play an equal role - neither being more dominant than the other. She performs deep throat oral on Ricardo before the couple finishes with intercourse, as Jason watches on from a window. After Ricardo blows his load on Asa's stomach, she takes off to find the showers while he lays back to take a nap. A nap that he will never wake from. Asa runs a bath and as she is about to enjoy a nice soak, Jason enters the room. It's the last bath she will take.


Meanwhile Susie wonders off down a track through the bush and comes to a rickety old timber building, where Jason is hiding inside. She continues to the infamous lake where the rumor supposedly began. When she returns to the camp later that evening, Susie enters the employee building looking for the others. Before she gets too far in, Kyle walks in behind her carrying a blow up doll. A doll he claims is for the fetish room, but you can be the judge on that one. He tells her of the whole freaky rumor associated with the nudist camp. This results in a full sex scene featuring Kagney Linn Karter. After Kyle finishes the story, they go down to the basement in search of a banging sound they heard. Once again, Jason isn't far away when he creeps up on the two of them. Before they can shut the door to protect themselves, the masked man pushes his huge penis through the door way – trapping him. Kyle reaches for an axe when suddenly the screen goes black. The next scene shows Susie and Kyle having their own sexual pleasure before falling asleep. Mr Jizz approaches their room.


3rd - threesome: Kendra, Rita and Manny (the three employees) are playing board games when Kendra suggests they have an orgy. Both girls orally pleasure him. They take turns in being vaginally and orally used before he delivers a facial. They relax and are recovering from the excitement when Jason arrives, exposing himself to the threesome.

Friday 13th cover

Friday 13th back
Experience
PACKAGING:

The single DVD arrived sealed in clear plastic and then sits in a large folded cardboard envelope which can be altered so it stands up on a book shelf, if you desire. The DVD case is dark and features Sera Sloane with a view of the masked man in the background. The cardboard envelope has the same illustrations on the front and back as the case. The back cover shows a number of small captured sex scenes from each of the sexual performances.


FEATURES & ACTORS:

The actors in this DVD were very professional as in, they didn't just act for the camera. It truly felt like a great movie we see on TV all the time. Only, this one was spicier! It had a good storyline for porn and was enjoyable to follow the whole way through with no hidden catches so everyone will understand this DVD. Friday the 13th features 1hr 44 minutes of movie, popshots, photo gallery and bonus behind the scenes section.

Sara Sloane
Kagney Linn Karter
Courtney Cummz
Brooke Lee Adams
Asa Akira
Brooklyn Lee
Tabitha Stevens
Mark Wood
Kris Slater
Carlo Carrera
Rocco Reed
Mr Pete


EXPERIENCE:

Some may say the sex scenes are vanilla and in a way, I'd have to agree. But, they are done in a way so they aren't – wake me at the end – boring. There are no toys used in any of the sex scenes which I usually find disappointing but to be honest, I was so caught up in the sex, I barely noticed. There was an anal scene. I enjoy the fact that Zero Tolerance use natural figured girls rather than the extremely skinny or petite girls filmed in most sex DVDs. I highly recommend this movie to ALL!

I'd like to give this one a 9 but unfortunately due to there only being
5 stars available, 5 full stars it is!
Follow-up commentary
I love my horror movies and this one is the closest porn I have come cross to horror. What a combination!
It's certainly not the full on horror I'm use to but for anyone who likes sex with a few mild on-the-edge-of-your-seat type thrills, this one is a must!

It's my favorite porn club DVD so far!
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  • Love Buzz
    Love Buzz  
    I ended up getting interupted during the flashback scene showing the origin of the legend, Can't wait to watch the rest of it now!
    Great Review, I'm so looking forward to the next porn club discussion, Hope you won't be at work when it's on
  • Maiden
    Maiden  
    I am so excited about this one!
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    Ohhh bugger. I loved the whole dvd! I didn't personally think it was horror at all... there were no scary parts.
    Yeah, I'm looking forward to the discussion too! Nah, I work from home so I push work aside.

    Thankyou. I highly recommend this!
  • Research
    Research  
    These parody movies always crack me up.
  • OroNomi
    OroNomi  
    This came out of left field! I'm more than thrilled by the idea of this and I'm glad to hear it delivers. Sounds like a lot of fun!
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    Cheers - it is a good one. Are you in the porn club, OroNomi?
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    ??? There was anal. The first scene has it and I think there was another one too more in the middle. That's why I liked it lol.
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    Shit - I totally missed that one! I think I was drooling over her chain outfit so much that, that one skipped right by me. I want that set!!!!
    I just went through the sex scenes again and yes (sorry everyone) there was an anal scene. Which included penis and finger penetration.
    My bad .
    Thanks
  • Jessica Elizabeth
    Jessica Elizabeth  
    Great review! I have to finish this one so I can do my own review LOL
  • Love Buzz
    Love Buzz  
    ok, I finally picked up the quick anal part in the first scene on viewing #3or4, Where's the other anal? Is it in the 3 way? so glad others pointed this out before my full review went through lol
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    Thankyou Jessica.

    I flicked through to the sex scenes after that and I only found anal in the first session. It didn't look like he was in her ass in the 3some to me. I think there was a number of things happening in that first one that it was easy to miss the anal. I was focused on her awesome outfit and how she was dominating him - telling him he wasn't allow to cum til she said so. I should focus more on where the cock is going in future.
  • Redboxbaby
    Redboxbaby  
    I think I will add this to the wish list too. Nice review!
  • Screaming Violet
    Screaming Violet  
    I got a chance to watch this last night, so hilarious. love your review
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    Cheers. I'll certainly watch this again!
  • cherryredhead88
    cherryredhead88  
    Thanks for the review. Great title! I have not been able to watch the whole thing yet either, but I think I missed something in the beginning. I just remember it starting out with the light bdsm scene. I think I might go watch this now!
  • Michelle Menace
    Michelle Menace  
    This sounds hilarious lol
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    It is a good one. It's the top Porn Club DVD in my collection so far.
  • Linga
    Linga  
    Can't wait to watch it!
  • Shellz31
    Shellz31  
    Pitty we don't live closer - ya could watch mine incase it's not really what you're after.
    But I think it's a good one. It's still my top favorite. Hope we can get more like this one!
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