The Masseuse 3 by Digital Playground - review by oldhippy

  • Christmas shipping schedule
  • 20% OFF sitewide — Code: ENJOY20

Add resource

Massage, Massage, My kingdom for a massage!

This movie is just too similar to too many others to make it distinguishable. The sex scenes are too long, too boring and too routine. It might be enjoyable for some, not probably not for most.
Published:
Pros:
Well filmed. Good looking cast.
Cons:
Sex scenes too long and too routine.
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
Although Digital Playground's DVD, "Masseuse 3" purports to be the story of Kayden Kross, her multiple horny personalities, and the interface of her and James Deen's massage business. It leads us to believe that there will be some great scenes of massage therapy leading to some great passionate sex scenes. Even with the cast of this DVD, very little could be closer to the truth. While there is one great massage scene, there is no sex in the scene, although the possibility is there.


In general the sex scenes that are there tend to be too long, too expected, and too much the same. The plot, such as it is, tends to wander and can easily lose anyone trying to follow it. The scenes tend to jump from one subject to another, and from one actor and actress pair to another, with very little to tie them together other than an occasional appearance by Kayden Kross. This script was written by Kay Brandt and stars Kayden Kross, James Deen, Francesco Le, Samantha Ryan, Yurizan Beltran, Scott Nails, Mick Blue, and Toni Ribas. This movie runs 2 hours and 23 minutes and is available in both regular DVD and Blu-Ray in a combo pack. In addition to the movie, there are also special sections such as,Behind the Scenes, Slide show, Gallery, and Trailers. The Behind the scenes, as the name implies is a brief clip series done during the shooting. The Slide show, and the Gallery are series of photos of the actresses in various poses; and the Trailers are previews of other Digital Playground movies that are currently available.


The movie itself is a series of overly long sex scenes that a very predictable and with nothing new or even interesting to offer. In the first scene Kayden, dressed as "G.I. Jane" feels that her masseuse is an enemy soldier, even after he (Scott Nails) explains himself. The ensuing search of Scott leads to a strip search of him, then her, then oral on him, oral on her, then sex form behind, sex from the front, then more oral. No massage, and they didn't even use the table. This flows into a bedroom scene between Yurizan Beltran and James Deen, that is again a rather vanilla sex scene, except the photographer seems to have a thing for her breasts. The photographer devotes quite a bit of film to showing them in various positions and bouncing to various rhythms. This leaves us with the mergers of James and Symantha Ryan, Mick Blue and Francesca Le, and Mick Blue and Kayden. Samantha had overheard and overseen James and Yurizan's spree, so she arranges to have a set with James. This is done in the close proximity of a pool table and is probably the highlight of the entire movie. They have most of their sex while standing, which shows greater flexibility that most of the actors and actresses. Mick Blue, who plays Kayden's doctor, is to have a session with her, when his wife/girl friend shows up and wants more than a talk with him. This delays his meeting with Kayden by more than 20 minutes, but still doesn't add anything new to the movie. Even with the adding of an examination table to a psychiatrist's office, there aren't any new advances in mental science or physical sex presented. Following the session with the wife, and the session (less sex) with Kayden, the movie jumps to the scenes of Kayden as a real estate agent. She is showing a house to her husband, who she doesn't recognize, and her doctor, who she doesn't recognize, when James Deen shows up for her massage. This is the massage series that is well done, but has no sexual part to it. It one true opportunity to work the movie's title into the movie, and it was missed. The doctor checks on his patient, Mick and Kayden, after the massage, but before she is fully dressed. This leads to another mundane and predictable sex scene that is too long and too similar. This, thankfully, is the last sex scene in the movie.
Follow-up commentary
The scenes are still too long and too boringly predictable. The plot is still missing and the scenes are still not related to the write-up on the DVD cover. I am still looking for my massage.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
Become a Reviewer. Get free toys. Enjoy Special Deals
My The Masseuse 3 tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Couples
    • Masturbation
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Play party
This review was edited by
  • sexyintexas sexyintexas
  • Rank:
     
    6.7
  • Edited reviews: 357
Do you like this review?
Comments
  • sexyintexas
    sexyintexas  
    This is a really good review, especially to be your second one. Job well done
  • married with children
    married with children  
    good review, thanks. How long are each of the sex scenes? Nothing I hate more then a porn with scenes that are way too long.
  • oldhippy
    oldhippy  
    The sex scenes average over 20 minutes each. I didn't time them exactly.
  • namelesschaos
    namelesschaos  
    Good review. With that title I would have expected more massage scene too.
  • Kate
    Kate  
    great review
Forum
No discussions yet.
Thank you for viewing The Masseuse 3 review page!