Handjob Handbook - book discontinued by Simon Spotlight Entertainment - review by Kayla

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I could see this being a decent book for those who are too young/shy to know about the penis, but most of it is pretty common knowledge.

I do gotta say that I feel pretty badass with a book spine that says "Handjob Handbook" sticking out of my bookshelf though.

Sad to say that this still is absolutely useless to us - unless we use it as a joke book. People are almost always drawn to it in the bookshelf (The Handjob Handbook) because of the title in huge, non-discreet letters. It always leads to people opening up the book, noticing the banana and kiwi to simulate the penis while it talks about the "pee hole" and the "butt hole", then leads to giggling about what in the world the "Ants Up a Hill" technique would feel like. The friends always comment that the techniques are silly technigues like "Move hands Up" then "Move Hands Down" then "Apply slight twist at bottom" then "repeat".

I really can't say that I see any sort of use for this book unless you plan on giving it as a gag gift or possibly giving to to a sexually active child.