Nice Lingerie, Boring Sex

This is a collection of five rather vanilla scenes which only stand out for their focus on lingerie. If you love watching women change in and out of bras and panties, you might find it compelling, but if you're looking for hot sex scenes that stand out from all the rest, you'll likely be disappointed with this release.
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Pros
Attractive performers (both male and female)
Nice lingerie
Good production values
Cons
Lack of chemistry between performers
Repetitive, formulaic scenes
Rating by reviewer:
2
No votes for this review

Content / Genre / Audience



This is a mainstream porn release, targeted primarily at heterosexual men (and possibly couples), so expect mostly M/F pairings, with one M/F/F threesome. It would appear to be targeted more specifically at those who enjoy watching women put on and take off their underwear, as each scene begins with an extended segment featuring the woman (or women, in one scene) trying on several pieces of lingerie before getting to the sex.

This is not Mike Quasar's best directorial work. It feels like someone told him to make a movie featuring lingerie and he didn't really know how to go about making it interesting.
    • Hetero

Actors

Cast: Julia Ann, Shyla Stylez, Kagney Linn Karter, Gracie Glam, Monique Alexander, Mark Wood, Marco Banderas, Mariah Milano, Chris Johnson, Anthony Rosano, Michael Vegas

All of the scenes feature the same basic structure. A woman (often nude to start) tries on somme of lingerie (mostly bras and panties), takes it off, tries another item, and so on, usually while the man watches. After five minutes of trying on different pieces of clothing, with no dialog and no real sense of why it's happening, the two suddenly start having sex. The sex is pretty formulaic, with some oral sex (usually a long blowjob, with a tiny bit of cunnilingus if the woman is lucky) followed by vaginal sex in two or three positions. Sure, one scene has two women, so it's structured slightly differently, but doesn't add any real variety.

There's not a lot of chemistry between the actors in any of the scenes. These are all great-looking performers, several of whom have been favorites of mine in other movies, but none held my interest in these scenes.

The performers are paired up as follows:
Scene 1: Gracie Glam and Chris Johnson
Scene 2: Kagney Linn Karter, Monique Alexander, and Marco Banderas
Scene 3: Mariah Milano and Michael Vegas
Scene 4: Julia Ann and Mark Wood
Scene 5: Shyla Stylez and Anthony Rosano
    • Bad acting / chemistry
    • Interesting costumes

DVD Features

This is a bare-bones release. Aside from the feature (138 minutes) there is a ten minute behind-the-scenes segment (which isn't particularly interesting, but does a pretty good job of showing how they actually film a scene). There's a scene selection menu, of course, as well as an option to see the popshots. There's also a photo gallery and a small assortment of trailers for other films.

The only other feature is auto-restart, meaning that the film will keep playing over and over again if you don't stop it.
    • Not very discreet packaging
    • Scene selection
    • Special features / bonus included

Experience

I just didn't find this movie interesting at all. The sex scenes were too formulaic and uninspired. I didn't feel compelled to watch them, as there was no real setup for the scenes and no chemistry between the performers to make them exciting.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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