Not scary, but a great parodyDirector Gary Orona has made a great movie, combining great sex scenes with a good script. It's not the horror movie I'd been hoping for, but I'm happy to settle for a campy parody with hot sex.
Beautiful performers, hot sex, good story, great locations
an awkward threesome scene, limited extras
This is a comedic parody of the Friday the 13th movies, with a campy feel. While the original movie may have been a somewhat scary horror flick, the parody focuses more on humor and hot sex, with no truly scary moments. Some characters die, but it never really feels like a horror movie.
The movie takes place at a long-closed nudist camp, where new owners are trying to get it up and running. The basic plot is set up in the first few minutes, when a new arrival (Sara Sloane) learns about Jason from a local (Tabitha Stevens in a non-sex cameo role) who describes how Jason drowned because of his huge penis and came back from the dead to kill people by spewing his now-toxic semen on them. Yes, it's pretty silly, but it works well enough in this parody.
Much of the movie is shot in a gorgeous location in the woods, and the indoor sets are all pretty good. Costumes are great, too. (Although I thought Kagney Linn Karter's was a bit odd.) The video quality is great, with good camera work and lighting. The editing and direction is very good, making for a well-paced, cohesive work.
The dialog is well written, and all of the actors deliver solid performances. Yes, the lines are a bit cheesy at times, but they fit together well to form a cohesive, if campy, storyline. The sex scenes are all pretty good, too, and in some cases are pretty great. Here's a quick summary of the scenes:
Scene 1: Courney Cummz and Mr. Pete. Courtney has a great outfit, and takes charge here and really owns this scene. Pete gives her exactly what she wants and the two make for an entertaining coupling.
Scene 2: Asa Akira and Rocco Reed are hot. Very hot. Not only is Asa an amazing sight to behold, but how often do you get to see male performers as good looking as Rocco Reed in straight porn? Even as a straight man, I can appreciate good-looking men in my porn. These two are great together, and I'm pretty sure this is my favorite scene of 2010. Highly recommended.
Scene 3: Kagney Linn Karter and Carlo are featured in this flashback explaining the origins of Jason. I always enjoy watching Kagney (I guess I have a bit of a crush on her!) and this scene was great. Sure, the plot is a bit cheesy, but the sex makes up for it.
Scene 4: Brooklyn Lee, Brooke Lee Adams, and Mark Wood have a hot, but somewhat awkward threeway after a game of strip-opoly. Brooke Lee Adams is really cute, but at times it seems like she's not sure why she's here. Brooklyn Lee and Mark Wood might have had a better scene without her. Threesome scenes are often awkward, and this one's not any worse than most others, but the movie would have been better overall had these three not been stuck in a single scene together. This is the weakest scene in the film, but it's still enjoyable.
Scene 5: After Jason has been defeated, Sara Sloane and Kris Slater celebrate with some good old fucking. Lots of energy here as they really get into it. But is Jason really gone for good?
The extras are limited to a brief behind-the-scenes feature, and the usual galleries and trailers. After Gary Orona's last big movie, Sanatorium, I was disappointed not to get a commentary track or more extensive behind-the-scenes features.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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