The Flintstones XXX parody by New Sensations - review by Emma (Girl With Fire)

I would suggest this video to pretty much anybody who is into parodies (or possibly just Wilma or Betty). The sex scenes are really fairly vanilla and for the most part couples oriented and therefor make it an appropriate selection for those who are new to porn, the fact that there is an actual plot line doesn't hurt either.

The plot of this film is pretty basic (after all it is a porn), Fred is becoming increasingly concerned as Pebbles is nearing the age where she will finally leave the nest. He worries that without his daughter there as a distraction, she will notice his faults and leave him for greener pastures, so to speak. His anxiety is heightened when a handsome man shows up at his door and his wife seems to know him fairly well... As the story progresses you encounter sex scenes from almost all of the characters, the exception being Fred himself.

What to expect from this film:

Kissing
Breast play
Male oral
Female oral
Vaginal sex
Girl on girl
Scissoring
Light Spanking
Spitting



Cast

Female Cast (in order of appearance)

Wilma (Hillary Scott) : 28yo, Ginger, 5'3", 95 lbs, 34C
Pros: None
Cons: Acting was a little lacking, didn't have that great of a connection with partners, wig

Betty (Brooke Lee Adams): 25yo, Brunette, 5'6", 130 lbs, 34C
Pros: Acting was great, Good connection with partners
Cons: Skin irritation on her butt (which was otherwise perfect)

Pebbles (Hayden Winters): 20yo, Ginger, 5'3", 103 lbs, 34C
Pros: None
Cons: None

Mr Slates Secretary (Misty Stone): 25yo, black, 5'5", 120, 32A
Pros: None
Cons: Spitting



Male Cast (in order of appearance)

Fred (Peter O'Tool) - no sex scenes: Brunette, Rotund physique
Pros: Though acting wasn't spot on, he carried the part well.
Cons: None

Wilma's Old Friend Tyler (Dale DaBone): 38yo, brunette, 6'0, Average build (stocky), 9" cut
Pros: Enthusiastic acting
Cons: None

Barny (Anthony Rosano): 34yo, brunette, 5'9", Average build (muscular), cut
Pros: Acting, Great connection with partner
Cons: None

Bam Bam (Seth Gamble): 22yo, blonde, 5'9, average build (toned), cut
Pros: Enthusiasm
Cons: None

Mr Slate (Rod Fontana): 58yo, bald, 6'3", thick build, uncut
Pros: None
Cons: Though they may be to somebody else's tastes, anatomy and age were a huge factor for me.



Sex Scenes

Wilma & Betty (Fred daydreams a steamy scene between the two women while at work)
Pros: Fantasy aspect for fans
Cons: Skin irritation

Barny & Betty (Barny recounts one instance of his and Betty's recent sexcapades in order to cheer Fred up)
Pros: Good Setup, Good Chemistry
Cons: Not as kinky as the props suggest it might be

Pebbles & Bam Bam (Bam Bam sneaks into Pebbles' room to screw with all 4 parents in the next room)
Pros: Fairly realistic for young sex.... vanilla and a bit slow going
Cons: Same as above?

Mr Slate & Secretary (Mr Slate begins to daydream about his secretary who quickly turns those dreams reality)
Pros: None
Cons: This whole scene really bothered me, something about it just gave me a creepy vibe

Wilma & Tyler (Fred has a daymare about Wilma and Tyler and it's pretty sexy - though admittedly probably not to him)
Pros: None
Cons: None


Presentation

The plastic 2 disk dvd case comes inside of a cardboard slipcase, which is actually more of a box, which makes it a little harder than usual to get into. The packaging of the Dvd is fairly attractive. There is no nudity, but the title is pretty self explanatory so you might want to keep it off your living room shelf. The menus are attractively designed, they have full motion backgrounds; they are really well set up and easy to navigate.

Camera work and lighting during the video was well done, and the soundtrack was alright but nothing spectacular (not horrible either though).

Extras

Behind the Scenes - A short behind the scenes look at the filming of The Flinstones XXX Parody(features Mark Wood and Brooke Lee Adams)
Party Version - All plot and no sex
Bonus Scene - Self explanatory no?
Outtakes - Bloopers and missed lines
Photo Gallery - A gallery of promotional shots for the movie
Popshot Recap - Straight to the last minute of each sex scene just in time for the popshot!
Trailers - A long list of XXX parody trailers

The special features also include a web trailer Ipod format, and company info.

I really didn't find myself getting into many of the sex scenes in this film. While I enjoyed the scenes with Betty in them, I found the Pebbles & Bam Bam, and Wilma & ...... scenes just so/so. The Mr Slate scene actually ended up being a huge turn off for me. I don't know if it was that I didn't find the cast in that scene attractive, or just their interaction with each other being too crude. In any case that was a scene that I felt the movie definitely could have gone without.

Overall, as far as porn parodies go, this is probably 7 on a scale of 1 to 10 because the attention to detail was incredible. As far as straight porn goes I would rate it a 5, possibly lower.

I think this is absolute mediocre porn, mediocre parody porn, just plain old mediocre. I think a lot of this had to do with personal taste as I found the film incredibly vanilla, and the acting so/so at best for most of the actors and actresses. The exceptions being Betty and Barny who I loved.

It's the kind of thing that is nice to have kicking around for a really boring rainy day, but probably wont be anybody's go-to anything.