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Oh god, flesh eating jizz.

The sex scenes were sexy for the most part. I loved the wardrobes, but the ending was weird and it was rather campy sometimes. I also wish Jason got laid, honestly. It would've been freaking sweet.
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Pros:
No gore or guts, attractive actors
Cons:
Jason didn't get any loving, chemistry was lacking at times,
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review


Front Cover:

I really enjoyed the front cover. There's this huge portrait of Jason's eerieness looming in the background and behind him is this way too eerie abandoned house. Yikes! To counter it, there's Sara Sloane in cut-off shorts and a bikini top to keep you from wetting your pants in the awkward disturbing nature of Jason. It looks like it could be the real movie, not a porn. I actually hadn't seen the real movie until after the parody. If someone had shown this to me, outside the porn club I would've dismissed it.

Back cover:

A nice yummy montage of pictures, from different scenes in the movie and a basic description of the plot.

Menus:
The menus are nicely designed and easy enough to follow. The background is a cabin with Jason standing outside of it; and has some creepy music to draw the effect.

Plot Overview: with potential spoilers
The story starts out with little Miss Susie hitchhiking and traveling. She comes to a local bar where she meets the bartender and also a patron of the establishment. They jab at each other in a friendly manner when the bartender breaks into an eerie legend of Crystal Lake. According to this sage storyteller, a man with an extremely, extremely huge penis went for a dip one day, but due to the weight of his penis he drowned, and his sperm (over time) turned acidic and was now flesh-eating. (Eeeek!)


Scene 1: Courtney Cummz and Mr. Pete: Courtney is in lovely domme apparel and bossing him around and making him her slave. This scene does have an anal scene too, albeit brief. I actually did like this scene; it held my attention pretty well. She was pretty overbearing for me but it had some nice moments. It ended with him cumming in her mouth. Afterward in comes Jason and ends their after sex relaxation by spraying them with his flesh eating jizz.

Next we see Asa as she applies bug repellent to Ricardo who is freakishly afraid of bugs. Asa and Ricardo head off to their cabin. The place is damn creepy but they decide to take their mind off of it. Asa is very sexy. The eerie foretelling of Jason's presence slips in from time to time during their hot sex. Afterward Asa leaves to wash up. Ricardo relaxes and drifts but then he meets a strange and untimely death.

Like most movies, the chicks always shower with the door open. She is showering away and thinks she hears something, but she dismisses it. You watch Jason be all eerie and stroke his huge dick, before finally killing her with his cum.

Scene 3: Kagney Linn Karter and Carlo Cerrara- This scene is a flashback and it kinda explains what happened to make Jason the way he is. Basically Kagney Linn’s character flirts with young Jason and he explains his situation with the ever growing dick. She doesn’t believe him and propositions him to show her. Once they finish Kagney Linn gets to see he's telling the truth.

Scene 4: Brooklyn Lee, Mark Wood and Brooke Lee Adams- Yay, threesomes. The three workers are bored and decide to play "Stripopoly" and surprise, surprise they get tired of the game and decide to really get it on. I really don't care for threesomes and this didn't help any. The girls seemed bored and not very gifted or interested in interacting with each other, and it was almost boring. They could've upped it some but I'll get over it. After he cums in both of the girls' mouths they sit back and relax. DUN DUN DUN, here comes Jason all crazy and stroking himself. The girls are all like... "Oooh he wants a turn, let's do it!" Which was really nasty but whatever works for them. He doesn't join in sadly and just kills them in an amusing manner.

Camera work:
The camera work was great. It was crisp and clear and almost flawless to me.


Sound work:

The sound work was overall alright. At one part, the music gets really loud for some reason and you can't hear the actors very well, but it isn't for very long this happens thankfully.

Bonus Features:
Popshots
Auto-Restart
Photo Gallery
Behind the Scenes
Full Motion Chapter Menu

Personal Comments:

This parody wasn't one of my favorites, but it was definitely well-made. It had tons of gorgeous actors and I loved watching them. I loved seeing the wardrobe too, I'll have to invest in those sexy hiking boots now.
Experience
I've experienced some pretty out there porns, but this one... is definitely on top... of my least favorites.

Scene 5: Here we are back with Susie and Kyle. They, in fact are not fucking and think they're safe cause they are not fucking. Which, kind of makes sense. Most in horror flicks end up dying either showering or fucking. Susie and Kyle hear a noise and decide to check it out. Fail, never check it out. Leave that to Scooby Doo and the Gang. So, they find the huge cock monster's room, and Jason sneaks up on them. They run and go behind a door and Jason's cock gets stuck. It was a bit much for me here. Kyle decides to chop it off, (totally gross) and they are declared the winners! How dead can he really be? However... they celebrate by tapping that ass. They did a pretty good job with it, and it was very hot. I guess I'd be fucking good if I destroyed a monster who spewed flesh-eating cum from his dick.
Follow-up commentary
Still not one of my favorite parodies but it has its hot moments. I still love the wardrobe and the gorgeous actors. I keep this on a bookshelf with the other parodies. I haven't let Jason go.
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  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Viktor Vysheslav Malkin  
    You did very good with this review
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Your reviews are improving with each one! Great job!
  • Illusional
    Illusional  
    Thanks Lauren! And thank my mentor!
  • Lucidity
    Lucidity  
    I'm a massive horror movie nerd, and Friday the 13th movies happen to be some of my favorites. I think I'll skip this one to preserve some part of my childhood that's still intact. Great review!
  • Miss Voluptuous
    Miss Voluptuous  
    This sounds funny.
  • Adam02viper
    Adam02viper  
    Thanks for the review
  • Ash1141
    Ash1141  
    Good review
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