Official Friday The 13th Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by Sbear89

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Oh please no, please... Don't cum on me!!

This is a good example of a horror porn. I enjoyed the "Official Friday the 13th Parody", but I don't think I will be watching it again anytime soon. If there wasn't a lot of killing in it I might reconsider; but then it wouldn't be a proper Jason movie now would it.. I would give it 5 stars if I really enjoyed it, but for good overall quality and sex scenes I give it 4.
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Pros:
Overall the quality of the film is excellent, and it includes some very sexy people.
Cons:
Not a fan of the "gore". He could have spared at least one person...
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review


Summary:

Everyone knows the story of Jason, rite? Well in this version Jason's death was caused by his huge dick; he went swimming in Crystal Lake and drowned because it was so huge. He terrorizes a nudist camp run by Kyle (played by Kris Slater). Now for the wired part (or at least one of them) Jason's cum is like acid; every time he squirts someone it eats away their skin killing them. Ewe! And now for the scenes:

Scenes:

Scene 1:

Intro: Here is where you meet Susie (played by Sara Sloane), a woman who has just been dropped off on the outskirts of town. She walks into a bar where the bartender (played by Tabitha Stevens) is talking with another patron, when she starts telling the story (legend) of Jason (played by Cheyne Collins).

Scene 2:

In the second scene Billy (played by Mr. Pete) and Connie (played by Courtney Cummz) are two people who enjoy a little master/slave fun. Connie dominates Billy in her sexy dominatrix outfit. They give each other oral, and then they have sex, including some nice anal play (even though it was very brief in my opinion). After they both finish in walks Jason and he shoots his flesh eating cum on them.

Scene 3:

There's not too much to say about this scene. Ricardo (played by Rocco Reed) and Asia (played by Asa Akira) are outside, with the bugs. Ricardo hates bugs, he's what I call a bug-a-phobe, so Asia is helping him apply bug repellent before they head back to their cabin. Somehow or another they are able to have sex in their creepy feeling cabin. Every now and then you see little flash clips of Jason entering the cabin. As Asia leaves to go wash up Jason enters the room and sprays Ricardo (killing him).

Jason then walks to the bathroom and watches Asia as she showers. He starts stroking himself; apparently he really enjoys watching Asia. But it doesn't last long before he decides to kill her by cuming on her too.

Scene 4:

This scene starts off with Susie running into Kyle who has a blow-up doll in his arms. They begin to talk and he tells her the story of Crystal Lake, with a little more detail then the bartenders' version. Then it switches to a flashback:

Kagney (played by Kagney Linn Karter) comes across Jason in the basement of a cabin. He seems depressed, and she wonders why he isn't at the party, he replies that he just doesn't want to go to it. So seeing as how they were both alone in the basement Kagney comes up with the idea for the both of them to have sex. Jason declines because he is "cursed"; every time he has sex his dick gets harder and bigger. Kagney didn't believe his story, that is, until after they have sex and she realizes it's true. She screams in horror at the sight witch makes depressed Jason decide to go walk into the lake where he drowns. Awe poor Jason...

Scene 5:

Now this scene was a fun one for me, threesome... awesome. Here Rita (played by Brooklyn Lee), Manny (played by Mark Wood), and Kendra (played by Brook Lee) are playing a fun game of strip-opoly. After the game loses its charm they decide to have some real "fun". The women don't seem too interested in each other but they have a good time none the less. After Manny cums in the face of both girls they are interrupted by Jason. He enters stroking himself, and the girls think that he wants to join, but that's not the case. He cums on all of them and leaves.

Scene 6:

Susie and Kyle come across Jason's hidden lair in the basement. As they start to leave Jason confronts them at the door. And it is here where Jason's huge dick gets slammed in the door. Kyle thinks quick and grabs an axe, in one blow he chops off Jason's dick. Susie and Kyle go back to Kyle's cabin and get it on, thinking the monster is dead and they are safe.. yay. But wait just as Kyle finishes cuming on Susie's stomach the camera turns to the door where Jason starts to enter. And that begins the start of the credits.

Extras:

On the title (or main menu page) is an auto restart option as well as a full motion chapter menu. This movie also comes with a photo gallery, popshots, and behind the scenes footage.

Cast:

Asa Akira
Rocco Reed
Cheyne Collins
Mr. Pete
Courtney Cummz
Kris Slater
Tabitha Stevens
Sara Sloane
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Personal Comments:

I found this movie interesting, however I don't think that it would be one that I would buy on my own (I'm not a big Jason fan anyways). The sex scenes were nice but the blood and gore at the end of each one kinda killed it for me. I ended up watching this as if it was a normal Jason movie, not a porno.

The camera angels were nice and shifted through the scenes very nicely. I didn't see any changes that were "distracting", so yay. It was also easy to hear the people talk, no subtitles needed; and I feel that they picked out the perfect background music to make this one cool horror porn.
Follow-up commentary
Over time this movie has went from being ok to being "Corny". It's still a "high quality" porn; but the overall story and plot are just not doing it for me. I'm not much of a Jason fan anymore, and to me it's not ver stimulating. I would still recomend this for people who are Jason fans and love horror and suspenceful movies. But as far as this porno goes, it's no longer one of my favorites
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Masturbation
    • Mood enhancer
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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