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PG on the Horror, XXX on the Sex.

This porno is geared toward the generation of horror lovers who were never really all that scared of men in masks in the first place. This film has mild gore, but still some gore, so if you are really squeamish, this might not be your bag.
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Pros:
Variety, Character Chemistry, Special Features
Cons:
None
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Content / Genre / Audience

I feel like this parody was geared for the generations after the Friday the 13th hype had died down. This film, especially Jason's role, has been flipped and skewed to almost make him a comical character. For in this movie we don't view "Jason" as a hack and slash serial killer as he is in the real Friday the 13th films. Instead, this Jason has an enormous penis that orgasms by shooting a creamy load of flesh eating acid. The character still looks and dresses similarly to the original Jason, and he even carries around a machete. In this film there is a wee bit of blood, so I do not recommend watching it you are super squeamish.

This film contains much more sex than plot, but it still has enough plot that you can understand what is going on. Within the first few minutes of the film, you discover that there is a Camp Crystal Lake nearby, that has recently become a nudist camp. You hear from the local bartender the basic premise for this Jason(again, it is a gag). The basic story of this Jason goes something like this. When Camp Crystal Lake was a kid camp, there was a boy named Jason who had an enormous penis. Rumor is that Jason's huge cock was so heavy he was weighed down by it and drowned. Now he's back and his penis comes flesh eating come.

This film is mostly sex. The story line takes up only about 15-20 minutes of the hour and 44 minute long film. There is also a variety of types of sex, that are not nearly as vanilla as most porn available on Eden. There is an entire scene of female domination over a man, and a lot of oral sex and foreplay throughout the film. There is a scene of anal sex, and also one threesome. All together there are 5 sexy scenes, all of which are rather long and are at least 20 minutes. None of the scenes in this film are super rough, but these actors and actresses do have a lot of hardcore sex.
    • Female domination
    • Hetero
    • Threesome scenes

Actors

Sara Sloane(Sarah Vandela) - Susie & Kris Slater - Kyle
This character is the one you see the most of throughout the film. Though, you do not see her naked or getting it on until the very last scene. She is a masseuse starting a new job at a nudist colony at the old Camp Crystal Lake. She unknowingly hooks up with Kyle in Jason's hideout. Kyle is the camp leader, or owner, and the one I wanted to see naked most. The two would make an adorable couple, and carry chemistry throughout the film. I think they timed this scene perfectly, making you wait until the end to see them get it on. The are the only couple lucky enough to get to do it on a bed. They, like the others, give and get a lot of head before doing the dirty. You don't actually see these two die, leaving room for a sequel. But you do watch Jason watch them, while stroking his cock loaded with flesh eating cum.

Asa Akira - Asia & Rocco Reed - Ricardo
Asia is in the second sexy scene with Ricardo. The two are in a cabin with no furniture. They make out and have a lot of foreplay before laying down on a thin mat to have sex. These two appear to have a natural chemistry. They do it in many positions and Asia moans many "Oh yeah"'s. Ricardo tells Asia he plans on blowing his load over every girl at the colony, but thinking of her while doing so. This is only moments before Jason shoves an arrow through his throat.

Courtney Cummz - Connie & Mr. Pete - Billy
These two are the first sexy scene in the film. Connie makes Billy her bitch pretty much. Courtney Cummz is a remarkable female dominatrix. She looks like this type of role is easy for her and appears to be having fun doing so. Billy plays into the sub role very well before making anal love to her. As soon as they are finished, here comes Jason who has been beating his meat while watching from outside.

Mark Wood - Manny, Brooklyn Lee - Rita & Brooke Lee Adams - Kendra
This is the only threesome in the film, and it is quite brief. The scene starts out with the thought of playing strip poker. The three soon tire of this and decide they would rather get it on. The chemistry was not on point for the threesome and when the girls eat pussy, they don't seem to enjoy it or really be into it. Manny, however, seems to be a very happy camper, both when watching and when he gets to ejaculate on both females. After their sexy romp, the three sit down side by side on the couch and then enters Jason, to ejaculate his flesh eating cum on them.

Kagney Lynn Karter - Kagney & Carlos Carrera - Young Jason
Kagney seduces an early in life Jason in a flashback. They are in the basement and Jason tells Kagney he doesn't like orgies because when he comes, his penis gets bigger. The chemistry between the two is very believable. They both get an awful lot of mouth action on a living chair before actually doing the deed. This must be before he drowned, because she doesn't die from swallowing his load. She does, however, freak out after he comes while staring at this cock.

Tabitha Stevens - Bartender
This sexy country bartender plays only a brief role in the film. She is the character that tells Susie about Jason and the camps history.

Cheyne Collins - Jason
This is the man behind the mask. He can be found throughout the film being a voyeur. He watches the couples get it on before killing them with minimal blood, or ejaculating on them with his massive monster cock. The cock is not an actual penis, but instead, is a prosthetic. The penis would be like 20" long in real life.
    • Good acting / chemistry
    • Good presentation
    • Hot scenes

DVD Features

The DVD case itself could pass as a regular DVD from the front panel. It is when you turn it around and look at the back that things get very sexual. This DVD comes to you in a normal DVD case, inside a much larger box. It seems like a waste of paper and space to me, but that is how it came.


Scene Selection
This option takes you to a menu where you can choose which sex scene you want to view first. Only the 5 sex scenes pop up and there is no scene selection for the plot portions of the film.

Behind the Scenes
This takes you to a 15 minute long video of the actors and actresses on scene, recorded by the actors and actresses. This includes sex scenes not included in the film and some bloopers. This is also a behind the scenes look at the non-sexual scenes. There is a lot of laughing and joking going on. This portion gives you a chance to get to know the people behind the porn star masks.

Trailers
Amateur Swinger Party 2- This is exactly what you would expect, a giant sex party. The trailer briefly shows an indoor threesome and a scantily dressed and mostly naked group on a boat.
Chestnuts- Judging by the way the trailer contains two titty job scenes and a woman booby bashing a dude she then has sex with, I think it's safe to say that this film is for those who really love boobies. Just from the trailer I can tell you there will be scenes of women rubbing their breasts together and anal sex.
Official Friday Parody- This trailer portrays the film in a light very similar to the actual film. There is many "Daaaaamn"'s and other catch phrases. The trailer is mostly an introduction to each of the characters and the roles they play. There is at least one MFF threesome.
Up Skirts 2- The trailer shows you exactly that... shots from low, looking up skirts of girls with big booties. Of course, they leave the skirt on when they start having sex. This would be a great porno for those who love huge cocks. This film appears to only have larger penis'.
Kittens & Cougars 3- Is exactly what it sounds like. A preview for a porno where young women hook up with older women. From the preview, I don't think there are any males involved in this film.

Gallery
This is simply a reel of photographs taken of the cast. Of course these photos are of a sexual nature. In some, the girls are simply dressed sexy, and in others they are being penetrated or being came on. The images get dirtier in nature as the reel goes on.

PopShots
Yes, it is what you think it is. This is a reel of video that is just the right before(sometimes up to 2 minutes before) and actual cum shot from each of the sex scenes.
    • Not very discreet packaging
    • Scene selection
    • Special features / bonus included

Personal comments

Personally, I bought this as a gag. I thought it would be a fun porno to watch on Friday the 13th, and indeed it was. It was a bit comical during the actual plot scenes, but hardcore and sexy during the sex scenes. I would recommend this film to almost anyone who enjoys horror. I would recommend against it for those who are a bit squeamish about blood or ugly penis'. Jason's cock is hit!

You can watch the trailer on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfC3mFl7_-4
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  • PeachCandy
    PeachCandy  
    Awesome review! I've been thinking about getting this one for fun for my hubby. I think we have all of the Friday the 13th movies, so it would be kinda funny to pop this one in the dvd player instead one night.
  • PeaceToTheMiddleEast
    PeaceToTheMiddleEast  
    I never seen this it sounds interesting. I love horror movies too might have to check this out. Thanks for sharing!
  • Bex1331
    Bex1331  
    Thanks for the great review
  • unfulfilled
    unfulfilled  
    Excellent review, thank you for sharing! flesh eating acid.
  • Badass
    Badass  
    Thanks for reading and the positive comments. I tried super hard on this one.. DVD reviews were never my specialty..
  • MR Chickhabit
    MR Chickhabit  
    i dunno about horror porn...
  • TheSinDoll
    TheSinDoll  
    Great job!
  • Badass
    Badass  
    Thank you kindly for reading!
  • Princessfi
    Princessfi  
    Wonderful, thorough review! Would probably buy
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