Plenty of Mouth Action, Few Words

This one is for all those lovers of sex and humor rolled into one. It does tend to have the vanilla sex scenes but I didn't find this one disappointed me as much as past ones have. The girls are slim and attractive while the guys are more on the average side – which doesn't bother me too much. My filthy eyes were focused on what's further south and none of the guys failed me there!
Published:
Pros
Funny,
Nice figures,
Attractive girls,
Good camera work
Cons
Sound in some places,
Noisy furniture,
No anal,
Some horrid vocals,
Sex scenes too similar
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review


FIRST IMPRESSIONS:

I was thrilled when the Girl Talk DVD by Digital Playground was announced. I had decided to wait and see it for the very first time on the actual DVD rather than view the snippets they show online. I have found in the past that these don't always portray the films in the best light. But this one was the exception.

1st Sex Scene:

The first scene is Kayden in bed with Tony Ribas. The two of them are having their wicked way with each other in a variety of positions. Towards the end of their scene, the camera jumps to the roommates bedroom where he is clearly disturbed having to listen to everything that's going on in the other room.

The next morning, Mick is in the kitchen having brekky when Kayden walks in. Trying to find out more about her night he mentions she must have had a good one. Kayden informs him that she was just test driving another guy. Scott Nails helps himself inside and to Micks breakfast. It's then, the two of them learn Kayden has a girls only day planned. When she leaves the room, the pair of them come up with an idea to join in the girls only get together. Before they leave to set their idea in motion, Mick feeds Kayden a story about his sister and her friend coming to the house and asks if they could possibly join in the girls talk group.

The guys then get themselves a dress and wig each. Welcome Michelle and Sasha. These two look like two really muscle toned butch girls. They turn up at the house pretending to be Mick's sister and friend – facial hair and all. Kayden appears to be none the wiser (even with the masculine voice) and welcomes them inside to get to know them better.

Before long the rest of the girls arrive and are introduced to Michelle and Sasha. Apparently these girls all need glasses cause it's extremely obvious that these two aren't girls in any way! But this sets the humor for the movie.

2nd Sex Scene:

As the chat is getting underway, Lily LaBeau strips completely naked to dress and model a sexy new outfit. Michelle and Sasha can't believe their eyes as they sit there drooling. Next thing, Manuel Ferrara (the pizza guy) arrives and Lily goes to answer the door in her skimpy outfit. She fails to arouse the pizza guy at first even though her breasts are deliberately exposed. She eventually manages to get him to fuck her in various positions after she makes a gay statement.

Lily fails to return and there's a knock at the front door again where Charles Dera is waiting. He is led into the group where he is introduced to the girls and hands out cards to all with his information. He pays particular attention to Michelle and Sasha.

3rd Sex Scene:

Before Sara Stone can snatch Charles away from the group for some one on one time, he promises he will be back to share himself with one of the guy/girls. I guess he liked what he saw. Sara and Charles don't know the word slow as they get straight into the sex - hard and heavy on a squeaky bed.

Michelle goes into the kitchen to chat with Kayden where he tries to find out exactly what she is looking for in a guy. Kayden wants to return to the group with food and walks out before answering.

4th Sex Scene:

Mean while, Loni Evans begins to flirt with and tell Sasha just how horny she is. The two of them are already in the middle of sex when Kayden walks in and discovers the two ‘girls' aren't who she was led to believe they were. The only time Loni was quiet was when she had cock in her mouth!

5th Sex Scene:

Kayden chats to Mick about why he and Scott dressed up as girls. She is impressed and turned on by the fact that he just wanted to learn everything he could about her. It seems this worked in his favor as he finally scores with the girl he has been craving for the last 2 years. Mick has his way with her on a noisy couch.

PACKAGING:

This title comes as a set with both DVD and Blu-ray discs. These are positioned into a nice clear blue double DVD case that is slightly shorter than the average movie case. The case is then sits inside a cardboard sleeve and sealed in protective plastic. Both the cardboard slip and DVD covers share the same prints featuring Kayden and Sara Stone on the front. The back shows selected sexual snap shots of the pairs and a short write up.
Experience
FEATURES ~ ACTORS ~ MENU:

The movie plays for slightly over 1hr 45mins and will entice you with sex scene upon sex scene. There wasn't a whole lot of story line as it was mostly about sex – not that I'm complaining. It's filmed in High Definition with both discs delivering special features, photo gallery and behind the scenes. The DVD also features widescreen.

Kayden Kross
Lily LaBeau
Loni Evans
Sara Stone
Charles Dera
Manuel Ferrara
Mick Blue
Scott Nails
Tony Ribas

The menu screen picture was clean looking with the same image of Kayden as is the covers and a sex scene in the background. It has the basic titles to choose from – Play Movie, Chapters, Special Features and Contact.

EXPERIENCE:

Running mascara isn't a good look – ever! Another turn off are when a couple of the girls became very vocal and loud. Makes me wonder how genuine they really are.

I found Loni to be rather vocal but there wasn't a lot of expression (face or body) to go with them so it kind of seemed fake to me. Apart from her nasty nails, non-stop vocals and tattoos, I think she was one of the hottest girls in the porno.

My favorite scene would probably have to be the last as Mick was so into Kayden that the two of them really looked like a couple. Although, they could have improved this by shortening it just a little. I started to find my mind wandering towards the end cause it dragged on and her vocals became damn annoying. Kayden has some of the longest nipples I have ever seen. They were actually quite impressive.

Unfortunately I only have a standard DVD player so I didn't have the option of watching the Blu-ray disc. But it's a great feature having both for those who do have a Blu-ray player or for future if I finally upgrade.

If the scenes weren't so vanilla, weren't so similar and the girls had their vocals under control just a little, I would have given this a full 5 stars. It has two of my favorite things to do – sex and humor!

I have chosen to give this one a rating of 3 stars.
Follow-up commentary
I still enjoy this one.
It's only the vanilla sex and vocals that disappoint me.
I still feel exactly the same as I did when writing the main review.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Love Buzz
    i'm stealing your template for my review. Im so sad we missed this months meeting. Oh well I guess we'll just have to make up for it next month
  • Contributor: KnK
    Hehehehe. I loved your review. It's very cheeky.
  • Contributor: namelesschaos
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: Shellz31
    Love Buzz - steal away!
    Yeah me too. I was there for the very first part but didn't get too far in. I don't know why mine kept dropping out. We thought maybe there was water in the phone line box thingy they do in the ground on each property but then by saturday it was steady again. Weird. But glad it's back. Is yours on permanantly now?
    Yeah - too right! I'm looking forward to next months! I didn't realise I'd miss it as much as I have. Guess I have become dependant on the meetings for socialising...lol.

    Twister Finger - Hehehe. Glad you liked it

    namelesschaos - Thankyou
  • Contributor: Waterfall
    Nice review! I'm not sure if I want this one, I am thinking I want to go for the Love and Marriage film.
  • Contributor: Shellz31
    Yeah, I liked Love and Marriage slightly more than this one.
  • Contributor: sexyintexas
    Great review!
  • Contributor: Shellz31
    Thankyou
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