Lesbian Paradise Lesbian Paradise

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Porn should not be boring...

The premise of the story, a lonely women headed to an island paradise with six lusty women waiting there, is solid, but the story never actually gets there. You're left with actresses who have no chemistry and look like they'd rather be doing anything other than this film, and every sex scene is nearly the same, just a change of scenery and if you're lucky, you might get a dildo. Overall something you can pass, there are much better DVDs out there.
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Pros:
1.5 hours long, good production values, beautiful women, multilingual narration
Cons:
Boring plot, bland sex scenes, not enough variation, dispassionate and disconnected actresses
Rating by reviewer:
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Though Eden Fantasys is a website that heavily promotes sex toys and paraphernalia, it also has a wide collection of DVDs for all types of sexual preference and kinks. I happen to love lesbian porn, and I perhaps watch a suspiciously large amount of it. Craving something hot and sexy, I went through Eden's catalog to find the perfect DVD, and that's where Lesbian Paradise comes in.

Firstly, lets take a look at the physical DVD. The feature length film, out from Marc Dorcel Productions and directed by Walter EGO, features a woman named Katia who takes a trip to exotic Thailand, and is met by a bunch of lusty women when she gets there. The cover doesn't feature Katia at all, but another woman who goes by Lucy in the film. The back has a montage of stills from the film, but half of them are staged and never actually happened in the movie. Talk about getting your hopes up for nothing. Speaking of nothing, don't expect anything when you open the DVD case itself; the entire packaging is pretty cheap, and the DVD disc itself is just a copy from the DVD cover.

But onto the meat of this review. You would think Katia ends up having lots and lots of sex with these beautiful women featured on the cover; you would be wrong. The movie, filmed in French with multilingual language tracks, can best be described as "dispassionate." It's clearly a male-targeted lesbian film, but I figured that out from the cover, so I wasn't expecting "realness," just really good acting. Here you've got seven beautiful women on a gorgeous beach in Thailand, yet when they have sex, they are very disconnected from each other. The main plot of the story is that Katia becomes wrapped up in a love triangle between her friend Lucy and Lucy's girlfriend Ellen. Yet despite the massive drama and soap opera elements (and I do love my soap operas), I couldn't bring myself to care about any of them. Lucy has sex with Ellen. They go to a party. Two random people have sex in a flower-filled bathtub. One person goes out to the hall to masturbate. Ellen dumps Lucy and has sex with another women in the woods. Lucy has sex with Katia. The end. Wake me up when it's over.

The biggest problem is that all of the scenes are the same, and the music is really cheesy. I'm used to bad music, but good sexy porn makes you forget all about the uncharacteristic hip-hop or lusty saxophone tunes. This porn was so bland that the music actually became distracting. There are about four couples sex scenes (and one random solo scene at a party), and all of them play out the same way. Sexy strip tease, featherlight kisses on the mouth (no tongue, really?), oral sex, reciprocated oral sex, and a single finger for penetration. Ending with an extremely fake orgasm. There are two scenes where I was lucky enough to get dildos, but the women, after a very brief session of using the dildos on each other, ended up masturbating themselves with their own dildos while sitting side by side. Where's the fun in that?

All of the sex scenes felt like the women didn't really commit to them. Every touch was soft and fleeting; the oral sex was just a few licks to the clit, no variation; half the time the women were humping the air or staring awkwardly at the camera (talk about drawing me out of the fantasy). I mean, I literally watched Lucy play with dildo while I ate a Snickers bar, waiting for the scene to be over. I was that bored.

I would say skip this one. The production values were good, but the content will put you to sleep.
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    • Mood enhancer
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    • Anywhere
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  • Zandrock
    Zandrock  
    Thanks for the review
  • Bex1331
    Bex1331  
    well I at least hope the Snickers bar was good...
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