Offical Wife Swap Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by Misfit Momma

The Official Wife Swap Parody features six couples each with very different personalities from the next. The film them goes on in a rinse and repeat like cycle with the first scene used as an introduction followed by two sex scenes and then it continues on to the next introduction and so on.

There are a total of nine scenes. Six of those being the sex scenes which include oral for both the men and women and many different sexual positions. A variety of action and different scenarios are given, including some light spanking, age play and more.

The first two sex scenes star Jack and Diane Hughes (Mark Wood and Bobbi Starr) who swap with James and Latasha Jones (Prince Yahshua and Nyomi Banxxx). Jack calls himself Frozen Yogurt or Fro Yo and seems to think he will be the next Eminem while Diane is studying African Anthropology. James is studying to be a lawyer and Latasha thinks he is just being lazy since he is unemployed (though there is no mention of her own employment). James and Latisha both yell out "Oh Shit" throughout the two sex scenes, which gets repetitive fast. These scenes may be geared towards the audience who enjoys heels or boots and both include some light spanking as well. (Yes, even James keeps his boots on during the entire scene. Impressive that he managed to get his jeans off without removing them!)

Next, Rob and Maria Spallone (Sara Sloane) who also live with their grown son Joey (James Deen) swap with Richard and Barbara Frampton (Anthony Rosano and Julia Ann). The Spallones seem to be Mafia wanna-bees who run an Ice Cream truck, and the Framptons are a rich couple from the Hamptons. Rob Spallone is quite the dick and is very insulting towards Barbara's cooking but soon announces that he needs to go out of town for work which leaves Barbara alone with Joey. Both of these scenes are geared toward those of you who like to play with age fantasies as Barbara is "old enough to be Joeys step-mom" and Maria tells Richard that it feels like she is a virgin again since she is not used to the large size of his penis.

Finally, Steve and Edie Whitaker (Dane Cross and Kagney Linn Karter) swap with Enrique and Gloria Banderas (Marco Banderas and Rebeca Linares). Steve and Edie are slightly dorky and ditsy country folk who own a comic shop. Enrique and Gloria are a romantic, endlessly frisky Latino couple. Cooking never looked better than the way it is done here! Add in some Salsa dancing with some sexy lingerie and before you know it the wild sex begins. These scenes have a seductive, almost coercive feel to them as both Steve and Edie had to be talked into having sex with their new spouse. Although, neither of them needed much convincing.

The Official Wife Swap Parody is directed and produced by Mike Quasar for Zero Tolerance. The actors include Kagney Linn Karter, Sara Sloane, Rebeca Linares, Nyomi Banxxx, Bobbi Starr, Julia Ann, Marco Banderas, Dane Cross, Mark Wood, Prince Yahshua, James Deen, Anthony Rosano, and Rob Spallone.

The actors performances were well done overall. Some of their lines were a little cheesy, and when it came to the sex scenes it wasn't exactly what you might expect for a reality parody. The movie gives the impression that the couples are all having passionate sex on the first night they meet yet implies that (at least some of) the actors didn't intend to have sex with their new spouse when they signed up. All of the actors have nice bodies, and the sex scenes are exaggerated with fake moans which took away from the reality feel of the storyline. Not to say that the sex scenes weren't good, they were sexy in the typical vanilla porn kind of way.

The film is around two and a half hours long and the menu includes Play Movie, Scene Selection, Behind the Scenes, Pop Shots, Photo Gallery, and Trailers.

I'm not normally one to watch reality shows, though I have seen Wife Swap a few times and have always wondered what went on behind the scenes!

Unfortunately, I would have preferred to watch this one on mute during the sex scenes. They really seemed to over do the vocalizing which tends to leave me rolling my eyes rather than becoming aroused. I would have liked to see a little anal play, but the sex scenes were strictly vaginal.

I wouldn't recommend this movie if racial or stereotypical humor offends you, but if you are able to shrug it off it can actually be quite funny. It did not offend me in the least, but I know it would for some.