Official Friday The 13th Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by Yucca

Wow. So I'm not a fan of horror films and was wondering how Zero Tolerance would put together a slasher/porno.

The answer is not very well. I'm guessing most men and women who want this DVD are into slasher/gore films as well as the erotic side. I easily handled the "scary" parts—and I'm a complete baby. I thought Sean of the Dead was scary—and pretty much giggled and then fast forwarded to the sexy parts. I thought with a slasher porn, there would be rough sex, sex with the "slasher", or at least some gore/blood. No such luck. This is a standard porn, so if you're looking for something darker, move on to something else.

I thought a bunch of sexy porn stars trapped in a cabin would make for a great sex set-up, and it did. Walking around scantily clad in the woods was an instant turn on—I just wish the girls would have been fucked right then. Unfortunately they moved inside the cabin for all the scenes, but these were fairly sexy anyway.

The film alternates between the several couples fucking and "Jason" creeping on them from behind the scenes. Often they would shoot the couple from a voyeur viewpoint (from Jason' POV), which I thought could have been verrry sexy if continued. However, the camera was just shaky and hand-held for the POV shots, then back to the professional shoot from the audience POV.

The sex scenes were very couple oriented, which I am a big fan of. I really like to see couple sex (not fake porn sex(—seeing both the man AND the woman really enjoying themselves. The actors could've been a little better, but they were hot and the sex was steamy, so after awhile, I forgave them their bad lines.

The sound wavers and definitely needed to be remastered one more time.