Slightly disappointed listening experience

This CD is of letters taken directly from Penthouse magazine, which I didn't realize when choosing to review it. I was expecting longer, more involved stories. These are quick retelling of true events that often skip over the "good" details. If that's appealing to you, then you will definitely enjoy this CD.
Published:
Pros
High quality recording. Variety in the letters being read.
Cons
Letters are read too quickly. Letters are not detailed enough to be arousing.
Rating by reviewer:
2
useful review
A few months ago, I listened to and reviewed Penthouse: Between the Sheets CDs, which I thoroughly enjoyed. Since Penthouse audio presents... You've Got Tail was also associated with Penthouse, I assumed it would be similar, just different stories. I was mistaken. It is my mistake, because the description of this product clearly states that it is letters to the magazine, whereas the other CD set I reviewed was erotic short stories collected by the editors of Penthouse.

My complaint is not as much with the letters as with the reading. The women reading these letters may as well be reading me something from the newspaper. They don't set any type of mood and most of them read very quickly.

As for the letters, I wish there was more detail to them, because often the "good stuff" is glossed right over. It may just be that I'm personally interested in details, where as many people would be fine without them.

Another complaint is in the middle of one of the letters a voice-over stated what I was listening to causing me to miss hearing a few sentences of the letter.

A quick breakdown as to what the letters are about:

Girls Gone Wild - a drunk woman has sex in a parking lot against her car with a man

Feeling Neighborly - a married couple spend an erotic weekend with their female neighbor

Clear Communications - an IT engineer (male) for a hotel has sex with the woman in the penthouse

Desk Job - man and woman who meet on-line "meet" in person - a little Monica in his office

The Intern - the boss gets caught by the young hot female intern while jerking off

Following Instructions - female friend and wife practice their blow job techniques on husband - face/body shots

The Reunion - woman at her high school reunion fucks old crush (male)

The F-Factor Diet (Part II) - as motivation to lose weight, husband withholds sex from horny wife; for every 3 pounds she loses, one of her fantasies gets fulfilled. They have sex on service elevator. They have a three-some with male friend - DP.

There is "relaxing" music at the beginning and end of each letter being read, which was okay, but a little distracting.

For my own tastes, I was unimpressed with this recording, which is why I'm only giving it 2 stars. If you're looking for quick stories that are the equivalent to a quickie with a stranger (in a lot of ways) then you may enjoy this CD more than me.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Victoria
    Thanks for the review! I appreciate you listing a summary of the letters!
  • Contributor: Backseat Boohoo
    The girl on the cover looks disturbingly young. O_o
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