So un-blown away I can't even think of a title..

All in all, not one of my favorites. I thought the plot was scattered and unbelievable, even for a porn. Get this is you want something light and funny, and if you don't really care for porn with plot. The sex scenes were decently hot, but I have to say I would probably only watch it again for the first scene, the rest I could take them or leave them.
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Pros
some funny parts, a few hot scenes
Cons
didn't hold my attention too well, super cheesy
Rating by reviewer:
2
extremely useful review


Ever wonder what girls do during their "Girls Nights"? Well, I can tell you that my girls nights have never been anything like the one in Girl Talk, and for any boyfriend or husband's sake I hope their girlfriend/wife does not behave like these ladies did during theirs! But, this is afterall a porn so the sexcapades were to be expected. It turns out, in Girl Talk, that Girls Night is just a cover and it's just what they tell their boyfriends. This was when I started to not like the plot, right then and there. I don't condone cheating, and I was kind of turned off by the idea that at least some of the characters were supposed to have boyfriends yet here they are for this Girls Night where they're all paying for this man to come and sleep with them. It just felt wrong to me, and I found it hard to get into the whole thing just because of that. Every time I'd watch a scene, even though I know it was just acting and not reality, I just kind of felt like it was all just..wrong. I don't have another way to put it except that.

Of course, I'm not naive enough not to realize that the idea of a woman cheating on a man with them is a fantasy for some men. For those, or for those that are able to just let go of the plot and enjoy the sex scenes for what they are, then I think Girl Talk is a great choice. But, if you've ever been burned by a sneaky woman you might find it triggering.

This porn is meant to be a comedy. The focus is not really on the acting, as it's definitely sub par, but more on the sex itself and the hilariousness at some of the situations. See, the idea behind it is that Mick Blue's character is in love with his roommate, Kayden Kross. Unfortunately, as her roommate he has to endure having her bring men in and listen to them as they have sex in the next room, which is how the film starts out. That first scene is definitely hot though, and features one of Kayden's exquisite blow jobs.

Anyway, so he is in love with the roommate but doesn't know how to tell her. She's having a girls night and she tells him and his friend that they have to be out of the house. They decide that this is a perfect opportunity to find out what makes Kayden's character tick, and dress up like women to infiltrate the Girls Night. Their costumes are comical and you really have to suspend belief if you want to be able to buy the story line. There's no way anyone would buy these two as women and every time they talk they accidentally talk in their regular voices first and then say "I mean.." and continue in the "woman" voice. It was so unbelievable that it was funny but very closely bordering on just stupid. Again, must keep in mind that this is a porn!

Honestly I think that was my trouble all throughout. If I am going to watch a porn with a plot I want it to be a good plot, otherwise just give me straight sex. All the scenes were just kind of unbelievable and the acting was mediocre at best. I liked Kayden's character and I liked that she did not participate on the sexin' with the man they hired. In the end she finds out that it's Mick underneath those women's clothing and they get together.
Experience
The sex scenes were decent, but not anything out of this world. I really enjoyed the two scenes with Kayden: the opening scene with her and this guy she just met (Tony Ribas) and then her end scene with Mick Blue.

In between we have a scene with Lily Labeau and Manuel Ferrara in which Manuel plays the pizza delivery guy who Lily's character hopes to get free pizza from by giving him some sex. It's pretty hot sex, since Manuel tends to play rough which I find incredibly sexy.

Then there is the first scene with the hired man which features Sara Stone and Charles Dera. I liked this scene simply because I liked Sara Stone. The rest was kind of boring standard sex. It didn't really flow to well with the story line since this was a hired man but Sara seemed to be doing most of the pleasing. I've never hired a man to have sex with me, but I'm pretty damn sure if I did he'd be doing a lot of the work!

Next there's Loni Evans and Scott Nails. Scott is still dressed in his female disguise but Loni is giving him flirty eyes. They make their way into a side room and go at it. Again, pretty standard here, this scene didn't do much to keep my attention, especially since Scott was still wearing a dress, it was kind of strange. Anyway, Kayden walks in on them and finally realizes that it was Mick and Scott all along. SHOCKER!

After this is when Kayden confronts Mick's character and they realize they both have feelings for each other. They, of course, go at it and it's a pretty hot scene, mostly because of Kayden's awesome blow jobs.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: P'Gell
    Thank you for the honest review, Alicia. Think I'll skip this one.
  • Contributor: Alicia
    I definitely would, for a better one that stars Kayden I'd recommend Love and Marriage, I really liked that one and it has both Kayden and Manuel, which are my favorites from this one..and in L&M they have a scene together!
  • Contributor: ~LaUr3n~
    HA! And your title ended up being great anyways!
  • Contributor: Jobthingy
    LOL! I am with Lauren.. you non title is awesome
  • Contributor: Kayla
    I'm sorry you didn't like it. I think it's one of the better ones that I've watched.
  • Contributor: Tart
    Awesome review!
  • Contributor: CarmenGore262
    thanks
  • Contributor: M121212
    Thanks for your honest review.
  • Contributor: mama2007
    good honest review! thanks
  • Contributor: Badass
    Lovely review, thank you.
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