Offical Wife Swap Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by Illusional

This DVD can be really for anybody, there's nothing too hardcore. It has a very campy and amusing introduction. The premise is about three different couples swapping their wives and meeting up with very VERY different. I had an amazing 2 hours, 26 minutes and 47 seconds of goodness with this DVD. I was a bit skeptical, because a lot of my porn tends to lean towards a more submissive/dominant tone but I really had a good time. I had my doubts in the beginning, with the cheesy acting, but I just sat back and found myself laughing and cracking up. After you get the general reality show feel, it breaks off into the separate couples who then meet and get a feel for each other. Things don't go so easy for any couple and that gives it a bit of a realistic feel, even though I know they're gonna fuck each others brains out. Kind of a cat and mouse play for awhile. Once it DID get down to the sex I couldn't take my eyes off of it. I also enjoyed that while the cast was attractive, they weren't all Baywatch Babes, and they seemed like actual couples. Imagining different wives fucking different people and trying different positions, needless to say I was left breathless after only few minutes of watching these people fuck like rabbits. The sex scenes aren't SHORT either,I had about 15-20 minutes each to fully enjoy and appreciate each couple's highlights. I really appreciate the director's choice of cast and shooting style, it pleased me greatly. What I've learned from this is that basic sex can still be fucking hot, and maybe anal and threesomes may be the icing, and let me just say, the cake is fucking delicious.

The following actors and actresses were in Official Wife Swap: Kagney Linn Karter, Sarah Vandella, Bobbi Starr, Julia Ann, Naomi Banxxx, Rebeca Linares, Anthony Rosano, Dane Cross, James Deen, Marco Banderas, Mark Wood, Prince Yahshua, Rob Spallone.
The lovely wives were played by Sara Sloane, Kagney Linn Karter, Rebeca Linares, Nyomi Banxxx, Bobbi Starr and Julia Ann. The Husbands are played by Marco Bandaras, Dane Cross, Mark Wood, Prince Yahshua, James Deen Anthony Rosano, and Rob Spallone.


The first people you meet are Jack and Diane Hughes played by Mark Wood and Bobbi Star. They are paired up with James and Latasha Jones, played by Prince Yahshua and Nyomi Banxxx.


These two couples were my favorite swaps. I'm a young black female and REALLY enjoyed LaTasha's performance. Attitude and all were stereotypical, but they weren't embarassingly stereotypical, for me at least. I think Fro-Yo/Jack Hughes was absolutely adorable but soooo mind-numbingly annoying. He did make me giggle from a viewer perspective. Latasha is NOT a fan of Fro-Yo at all, but finally gives him a chance when he admits his fondness to eat pussy. Oral is always win for me, I instantly went from laughing to intense watching with this coupling.

Afterwards you got to deal with the very sexy but very boring intellectual Diane Hughes getting to know James Jones. She is very stereotypical with her ideals of a black man and finally pushes him to the edge of exhaustion with him lashing out at her. Finally she admits that she just wants to be fucked by a "tough gangster" and starts unzipping him and going at it. I admit her frenzied actions scared me a little, but she had a really hot body and once they got into the fucking... I kept watching.

It goes downhill basically for me. I wasn't fond of the other couples at all, until the last couple. However, there's more inbetween you have to stomach to get to the goodness.

Second Swap: Rob and Marie Spallone are married, and Rob's son Joey lives with them. They are set up with Richard and Barbara Frampton, played by Anthony Rosano and Julie Ann. Rob and Marie are quite miserable and pissy about their relationship. Rob ends up going out of town for the swap weekend, so Joey fills in for him, he was such an ass. . Richard is an uptight lawyer and Barbara comes off like a complete idiot. This act annoyed me and I just could barely tolerate her acting. I muted most of it and just shook my head each time I un-muted it. These swaps were hardly sexy to me and neither of these acts did it for me.


Third Swap:
Purely wonderful. The very adorably sheltered Steve and Edie Whitaker, played by Dane Cross and Kagney Linn Karter. They're paired up with the very caliente Enrique and Gloria Banderas, played by Marco Banderas and Rebeca Linares. I loved these two switch-ups. Karter's performance was a bit overdone and while I apperciated her delicate "good girl" look, her voice got on my nerves sometimes. I was in LOVE with Enrique. Dominant and sensual and highly approve of his performance. His "wife" was something also. Her temperment only made her hotter and poor Steve had a hell of a time dealing with her. I love when she took control and finally manned up and fucked her like crazy. This coupling was also very hot.

The DVD menu was pretty easy to figure out on my laptop. It was very user-friendly and neat to go through.
Included is a gallery of pictures where the actresses are looking directly into the camera. Some of the shots are incredibly erotic and the actresses look beautiful in them.
There's also something called "Cum Shot Recap" I'm sure you can guess what happens there. It wasn't my thing but I did go through them out of curiousity. I'm sure it'll appeal to some viewers.
The movie features a full motion chapter menu which is great for when you just want to see a certain part of the scene. There is no need to watch the whole scene or skip around on the DVD.
The DVD Extras weren't amazing. Several trailers for other Zero Tolerance films are available as well.