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Talk is Cheap, Unless It's Dirty Talk...

The plot is fun and hilarious. The setting looks mostly elegant and classy and the acting is incredible for a porno. The sex scenes are hot, but a tad repetitive. Every scene goes from oral to vaginal penetration and back to oral between position changes and ends with a facial. I got bored and by the time it got to Kayden and Mick’s scene, I had lost interest. In some parts of the movie the background noises were loud and distracting. Overall, it was enjoyable, and I'm likely to watch it again.
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Pros:
Sexy cast, cheesy but enjoyable humor, hot scenes, great production
Cons:
Some scenes seem too much alike, loud background noise in sex scenes.
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review


Front Cover:

The cover features a close-up of Kayden Kross playing with her bra. The other pictures feature Sara Stone touching her breasts and a shot of Kayden and Mick Blue together. The text next to Kayden and Mick asks, “What’s on their dirty minds?” All the images are washed in a sepia tone. The design makes it appear classy and upscale.

Back cover:

The back cover features a montage of pornographic shots from the movie. There are 12 images total, with 3 pictures per actress. The images on this side are also sepia-toned, but are more overtly sexual than the front cover. The description is in very small print.

Menus:

The menu is straightforward and easy to navigate. The main menu features a shot of Kayden Kross on the right side and shuffles between a montage of clips from the movie of the actors and actresses in action.

Plot Overview: With potential spoilers

After the beginning credits, the movie cuts straight into a steamy sex scene featuring Kayden Kross and Toni Ribas. The background setting is pleasing and looks classier than your typical porn. The scene features vaginal and oral sex and ends with a facial.

In the next scene, we learn that Kayden and Mick are roommates; Toni was a one night stand. Kayden says she just hasn’t found Mr. Right yet, a guy who’ll really understand her. Kayden leaves the room and Scott Nails bursts into the house. A comical bantering scene ensues. Kayden interrupts and tells them that they need to get out of the house before noon because the girls are getting together for Girl Talk. Kayden leaves the room and Scott hatches an idea. They should dress as women and party crash to help Mick nab Kayden. Mick asks Kayden if his sister and her friend who are visiting can show up for Girl Talk. Kayden assures him that his sister is welcome and will fit right in.

Mick and Scott, show up to the house dressed as hairy, masculine women with bad wigs. They constantly forget that they’re supposed to be girls and talk in their normal voices, sit with their legs wide open and hit on the girls.

Lily LaBeau strips in front of everyone and puts on a black teddy with fringe. The doorbell rings and she runs off to answer the door. Lily comes on to the oblivious pizza guy (Manuel Ferrera). She yells at him that he’s supposed to fuck her so she can get the pizza for free. He tells her he’ll fuck her, but she still has to pay. They take it to the kitchen. The scene includes vaginal penetration and oral and ends with a facial.

Back in the living room, Kayden is collecting money for a gigolo (Charles Dera). The gigolo takes a special interest in Mick/Michelle. Sara Stone calls dibs on him first and they exit the scene to have private time.

Sara and Charles’ scene is by far the roughest in the movie. The sex is slippery and body fluids are everywhere. There’s hair pulling, face fucking, spanking, and rough grabbing of the breasts and neck. The scene includes vaginal penetration and oral. It ends with a facial.

Loni Evans has been making eyes at Scott the entire time. She saunters over to him and tells him she’s horny. Meanwhile, Mick and Kayden are in the kitchen chatting about her ideal man. Kayden checks the living room and everyone is gone. Kayden searches the house and walks in on Loni and Scott having sex while Scott is still wearing the dress. Kayden suddenly puts two and two together. Loni and Scott continue having sex after she leaves and the scene continues with oral and vaginal sex.

Kayden and Mick talk. He admits why he crashed Girl Talk with Scott. Luckily for him, Kayden thinks it’s romantic and they begin to makeout. The scene includes vaginal penetration, oral and ends with a facial.

Camera work:

Overall, the picture quality was clear, bright, and never pixilated. The camera angles were always focused on the action. DP produces some of the highest quality porn I’ve ever seen.

Sound work:

The conversations had crisp and clear audio, but frequently it was difficult to make out the dirty talk, but generally, you get the idea of what they’re saying. The music was pleasant, except for the ending music which sounded out of place and from the 1980’s. At times, the background noise was distracting during sex scenes, and included very loud bed-creaking, slurping, and the squeaking of skin against the leather couch.

Bonus Features:

DVD + Blu-ray Disc
High Definition
Special Bonus Trailers
16x9 Widescreen Format
Slideshow/Photo Gallery
Motion Chapter Index
Behind the Scenes Featurette
Experience
Personal Comments:

This was a very well-produced porno. The set was pleasing, the lighting was perfect, and the music was classy, and fitting. The actors and actresses are attractive and they genuinely seemed to be enjoying themselves and the scenes. Even the acting was really good, which, let’s be honest, is a miracle when it comes to porn. Overall, it was incredibly sexy, and I'd definitely watch it again.

I really enjoyed the beginning scene between Toni Ribas and Kayden Kross. Watching that attractive woman suck him and tease him made me almost wish I could get a blowjob; that lucky bastard. I usually hate watching blowjob scenes since they never really do anything for me, but I love watching that woman work. She sucks cock like a champ.

Overall, I found this porno to be incredibly arousing, although there were certain scenes that didn’t do a lot for me. I found the scene between Lily and Manuel to be completely un-arousing. My clit was flaccid in disappointment. Her blowjob and handjob looked pretty bad. I wanted to hand her a bottle of lube. I think Manuel felt the same way about the awkward handjob. He jerked himself while she licked his balls. I found it rather funny. It was like, honey, just focus on what you know how to do.

I loved Sara Stone’s babbling outbursts. My absolute favorite was, “Fuck my pussy like you’re a fucking virgin.” I burst out laughing, listened to it again, and continued laughing. The scene started off kinda blah, but it picked up fast and became really hot, until He gave her oral. It was a total turn off; he spit on her vagina, and all I could focus on was the icky spittle bubbles over her clit. Thankfully, it was brief. Charles Dera’s grunts were comical at times; they reminded me of a bizarre combination of Cookie Monster and Animal from the Muppets.

I was completely turned off by the scene between Loni Evans and Scott Nails. I hated her stupid Snooki hair bump and found myself distracted between that monstrosity and her gaudy lobster-claw nails that fanned out extravagantly and looked like they threatened the welfare of Scott’s penis when she was blowing him. He must have been too distracted by her tongue piercing to care. Not only did her nails freak me out, I also found this scene to be completely uninspired and dull. Her squeaky moans were annoying.
Follow-up commentary
There are certainly certain scenes I favor over others, but what makes me love this porn the most is the comedy. Yes, it does have a very cheesy premise, and watching Kayden Kross in this movie makes you wonder how dumb her character must be, but it's enjoyable to watch overall.
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    • Anyone
    • Foreplay
    • Masturbation
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
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  • Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
    Viktor Vysheslav Malkin  
    You did an excellent job on this review!

    I also thought the background noises were distracting, especially that couch at the end!
  • ~LaUr3n~
    ~LaUr3n~  
    Your last paragraph cracked me up!
  • KnK
    KnK  
    Lol, thanks Lauren!
  • leatherlover
    leatherlover  
    That was a great review. The lobster claw nails does sound quite scary.
  • Mr. E
    Mr. E  
    Somehow, I missed Sara saying “Fuck my pussy like you’re a fucking virgin.”. I'll have to go back and check it out.
    My favorite line was when Lily LaBeau tells the pizza guy, Manuel Ferrara "fuck me, so I don't have to buy the pizza, you idiot". We enjoyed this silly movie.

    Very nice review.
  • Adam02viper
    Adam02viper  
    Thanks for the review
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