Typical...But in a Good WayThe Official Wife Swap porn parody was first and foremost, a lot of fun to watch. The premise is simple; akin to the reality show of the same name, they take 2 couples, very different from one another by means of culture or class, and swap partners. Of course in this scenario, they all end up having sex. It may be a little vanilla or a little typical for some but I think for most, it will serve its purpose.
Can be watched whole or partially, well produced, entertaining, decent albeit vanilla sex.
Stereotyping, some cheesy lines, scenes a little lengthy, sex scenes are all very similar, all m/f.
The DVD itself came in a standard case with a glossy sleeve - the back featuring lots of small photos of shots from the DVD itself. Besides the movie itself, the DVD also features a menu that offers scene selection, behind-the-scenes, popshots, a photo gallery and trailers for up and coming Zero Tolerance features such as The Official Friday Parody, Up Skirts 2, Kittens & Cougars, Amateur Swinger Party 2 and Chestnuts. I personally liked the behind the scenes because the actors legitimately seemed to be having a good time, and quite simply because porn stars always seem so taboo, it's nice to see them in a more normal light - like standing around in a kitchen eating their lunch while not shooting. The popshots gallery is another nice features for those that want to get straight to the money shot without the background stories.
It is divided into swaps 1, 2, & 3. Each swap follows the same format of an introduction to each couple involved in the swap, some 'candid' shots of their lives together, and then the scene where the partners meet their new, swapped partners. They then all feature a conflict of some kind within each new couple which at some point leads to sex. It's a pretty simple parody set-up, but it works. It's not remarkably serious, but some of the lines were humorous and although all of the sex scenes seemed to follow kind of a cookie cutter format as well, they were well performed for the most part. The movie portion was just about 2 hours long.
The first pairing was between Hughes and Jones couples. Nyomi Banxxx plays Mrs. Jones, a black woman and Bobbi Starr plays Mrs. Hughes, a conservative white woman with an interest in African-American studies. This particular pairing plays up some racial stereotypes, and then shows the characters being angered by them which inevitably leads to sex in both cases. Some of the lines are cheesy, but there are only so many serious things that can be said leading up to a multi-position sex scene in parody porn so I don't really fault them for that. This particular couple pairing could offend some though as it was really stereotypical, to the extent of Mrs. Hughes telling Mr. Jones that She wants to be dominated by a big, strong, powerful gangster and that she has jungle fever.
The second pairing is between the Framptons from the Hamptons and the Spallones from New York City. Julia Ann plays Mrs. Frampton while Sara Sloane plays Mrs. Spallone. It is again a very stereotypical pairing between the rough talking city family and the conservative, white-collar Framptons. But silly or not, it provides a back story for those that prefer it (I'm really not one of those people, but I was entertained). In this one however, while Mrs. Spallone and Mr. Frampton have their conflict then get naked, Mr. Spallone actually leaves town, leaving behind his son to console Mrs. Frampton from his mistreatings - and that he does. The young Mr. Spallone and Mrs. Frampton pairing does give a bit of a cougar aspect for those into that as well. The only thing that really bothered me about this pairing was Mrs. Spallone's speaky kiddie voice when she reaches around and grabs Mr. Frampton's balls and says "I love this nut sack! It's so cute!" She also spat in her own hand to lubricate her vagina at one point. I could have lived without both of those things.
The last pairing is between Mr. and Mrs. Whitaker, a pretty dull and adorably dorky couple from Nebraska and the passionate, fiery, Hispanic Banderas couple. Mrs. Banderas is played by Rachel Linares and Mrs. Whitaker was played by Kagney Linn Karter - who was really bruised up when this was shot. This was my personal favorite as I just preferred the backstory to this one the best. Mr. Banderas is alluringly charming and woos Mrs. Whitaker while Mrs. Banderas takes Mr. Whitaker more dominantly since they didn't hit it off so well. The only major turn-off in this one for me is that when Mrs. Banderas first gets on top of Mr. Whitaker, he has really obvious pit stains on his shirt. That would bother equally in porn as in real life. It's just not sexy.
The sex in all three pairings is pretty much the same. Oral, penetration, oral penetration, with lots of position switching. It's a cookie-cutter formula but it works. There's nothing too heavy or rough about any of it but for the 'general' porn audience, it should be enough to get the job done.
The male roles in this film were played by James Deen, Mark Wood, Marco Banderas, Prince Yusha, Dane Cross, Anthony Rosanno, and Rob Spallone.
Overall, the movie was well-done. Was it cheesy and done in a kind of standard format? Yes. But I like that. I'm not of a think-out-of-the-box porn kind of girl. I also liked that you could easily just watch the pornographic portions of this DVD or choose just one of the three sets to watch and not be confused or missing something. This way if I'm watching it alone I can watch the movie as a whole but if I'm watching it with my boyfriend for a little warm-up, we can choose just a portion. If it were up to me, the position switching and sex would've been a little shorter, as would the background acting but the longer lengths probably worked for a lot of people as well. The only people I really wouldn't recommend this to are those that will have a problem with the humorous stance they took on the racial and ethnic stereotypes. I realize they were just trying to be entertaining and am willing to look past it. The lighting, camera work, and and sets were all very professionally done.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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