Official Friday The 13th Parody by Zero Tolerance - review by SexyySarah

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Watch out for the flesh eating jizz!

This movie starts out with a new masseuse of a nudist camp on her way to her new job at the camp. She learns of the myth of the man with flesh eating jizz and wonders if it could be true. The sex scenes in this start out great and end up boring. I wish it was more of a turn on to me, though if you are looking for a porn with a plot this could be it, otherwise not too exciting if you are looking to be really turned on.
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Pros:
Had a plot, good acting, great first sex scene, not horror or scary
Cons:
Could have been more of a turn on
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review


This movie was interesting from the beginning sex scene and slowing I found myself hitting the fast forward button. It had a good plot and good acting for a porn. They went into a lot of detail where the acting was concerned, but not as much into the sex scenes. It is based off of Friday the 13th movies. It starts with Sara Sloane heading out to be a masseuse at the new nudist camp where she stops in to hear about a myth at a local bar. This myth is about a man who drown in the lake because his penis was so big that he sunk, in which his jizz fermented to become flesh eating! Is this myth true?

The first sex scene was a real turn on for me. It starts with a dominate female wearing leather and chains demanding her man do things to her and beg. The way she made this scene was like watching the real thing. It didn't feel like I was watching someone act out the scene. They both seemed really into the sex and because of that made it very intense to watch. At the end of this dominant scene you then see Jason shoot his flesh eating jizz all over the couple and ultimately know that the couple was killed.

The second sex scene was with Asa and Richardo. You see them enter there cabin and check for bugs because Ricardo is seriously afraid of them. It then turns into a very long and drawn out kissing and rubbing scene, and as my husband put it; we know this is a porn you don't have to seduce us all over again. They both seemed awkward about the sex scene and I found myself pressing fast forward quite often to get to the "good" parts. At the end you see her go into the bath tub and then you hear a scream. Then the scene switches to a threesome sitting and talking about what was going on in the camp. Then one suggests playing strip monopoly. Later it shows blood in the tub where Asa was, with no body to be found! What a mystery!

The next sex scene goes into detail about how Jason became this mystery murderer. As the nudist owner starts to go into detail about his story we are taken to the next scene. You watch a woman come down some stairs to the basement with fish net stockings and black stripper boots on. A man is standing there and he talks about how he has a problem. When the girl asks about his problem he says that when he has sex, after he finishes his cock grows larger. Of course she is intrigued and lures him over to her by seducing him with her sexy naked body. The scene starts with him eating her out and goes into detail of their sex scene. At the end after giving him head she backs up and starts to scream. He then runs out to the lake and sinks because of his massive cock.

In the next sex scene we are taken back to the threesome of two women and one man playing strip monopoly and of course begin to enjoy each others company. This scene was a little boring to me because it seemed as if neither one of the girls were enjoying themselves. There was a lot of moaning and screaming and fake faces. After the scene ends they fall asleep awkwardly in chairs and then Jason walks in with his massive cock and shoots jizz all over them, thus killing them.

Then the scene switches to Sara and the owner as they walk into Jason's home. As they are trying to find their way out they turn just in time to shut the door on his massive cock and then proceed to cut it off with an ax!

The last sex scene ends with Sara and the owner going at it on a bed. She is giggling and moaning the whole time. As the scene comes to a close you see Jason walking in the dark and it ends, possibly suggesting a sequel?
Experience
I was expecting more arousing sex scenes, and with the first scene I was very turned on thinking that the whole movie would be like that, but all of the others seemed to bore me in comparison. The plot was interesting and gave it more of a movie feel then just a porn. I love to watch a porn that has somewhat of a plot, so this was a pleasant surprise to the movie. Overall, the movie was kind of cheesy, but had an interesting plot.
Follow-up commentary
Well this hasn't been our favorite porn to watch and since watching it, we have found some other porns that are more interesting. We haven't jumped on the chance to watch this one again, so I would say it's not in our top 10 porns. Though it was a good watch, we have just found others more interesting.
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My Official Friday The 13th Parody tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Couples
    • Group situations
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom / on a bed
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
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Comments
  • PussyGalore
    PussyGalore  
    I would add this to my collection just for the lulz.
  • Midway through
    Midway through  
    Great review! I saw the picture and was like WTF? Then I actually read about it and was like "oh"
  • Redboxbaby
    Redboxbaby  
    I find most adult movies are only good for one or two watches then I am bored or annoyed with them. We only have one or two that are good for several viewings.

    Great review though! Thanks.
  • SexyySarah
    SexyySarah  
    Thanks Redboxbaby! Yeah, I am figuring that out! LOL
  • melianofvalinor9
    melianofvalinor9  
    This sounds like a good laugh...
  • spicyjjang
    spicyjjang  
    Great review!
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