What a yawn-fest!Oh this thing is just a DVD that will take up space in our drawer and collect cobwebs. It is simply five scenes of chicks putting on lingerie, taking it off again, doing some oral, having some straight vanilla sex and the guy cums. The moaning alone made me want to wander off....
Uh... for me, there were none.
Boring, repetitive, some of the lingerie didn't even fit
Uh, I guess you can tell by the title that I did not like this film. Not one little bit. It was one of the most boring porn films I have ever seen... 2 1/2 hours of my life I will never get back.
If you like watching women simply put on lingerie, then take it off again, and then have boring vanilla sex with a guy you will probably like this thing, but I have better things to do with my time. I didn't even like most of the lingerie and some of them did not even fit the women! Now how lame is that, I ask you?!?
The sex scenes are just run-of-the-mill scenes, nothing remarkable about them at all. And the moaning! Oh holy crap, I had to turn off the sound. It was false and a couple of the women just kept moaning after the guy was done. Shut up already!
The couples don't seem that into one another. I am used to steamy scenes where the couple seem as if they would be doing it for free, so I guess I am just spoiled.
Here is the absolute worst thing I can say about a porn movie: my husband actually fell asleep watching it! He was totally dis-interested, and I guarantee you, this man loves his porn. If he falls asleep, it has got to be of the worst films ever made. And it is. He is a huge fan of Julia Ann and he didn't even like her scene. Sigh. And he was so excited when he found out she was in this thing.
I am sure that neither of us will ever watch this again. It is just the same thing, over and over: Put on the lingerie, take it off again, some oral, some straight sex and a cum shot. If that is your thing, more power to you! But don't come back to me later and say I did not warn you.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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