Intimate Things - erotic video by Zero Tolerance - review by Destri

Uh, I guess you can tell by the title that I did not like this film. Not one little bit. It was one of the most boring porn films I have ever seen... 2 1/2 hours of my life I will never get back.

If you like watching women simply put on lingerie, then take it off again, and then have boring vanilla sex with a guy you will probably like this thing, but I have better things to do with my time. I didn't even like most of the lingerie and some of them did not even fit the women! Now how lame is that, I ask you?!?

The sex scenes are just run-of-the-mill scenes, nothing remarkable about them at all. And the moaning! Oh holy crap, I had to turn off the sound. It was false and a couple of the women just kept moaning after the guy was done. Shut up already!

The couples don't seem that into one another. I am used to steamy scenes where the couple seem as if they would be doing it for free, so I guess I am just spoiled.

Here is the absolute worst thing I can say about a porn movie: my husband actually fell asleep watching it! He was totally dis-interested, and I guarantee you, this man loves his porn. If he falls asleep, it has got to be of the worst films ever made. And it is. He is a huge fan of Julia Ann and he didn't even like her scene. Sigh. And he was so excited when he found out she was in this thing.

I am sure that neither of us will ever watch this again. It is just the same thing, over and over: Put on the lingerie, take it off again, some oral, some straight sex and a cum shot. If that is your thing, more power to you! But don't come back to me later and say I did not warn you.