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Your normal horny stone-age group.

The Flintstones are a horny bunch of people. Poor Fred has a lack of sex in his life, and he can't get his mind out of the gutter. He imagines his wife and Betty getting it on, and his wife cheating on him with a strange man. Just when he thinks that no body cares about poor Fred anymore, he gets a pleasant surprise. Also, poor Fred never gets his rocks off.
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Pros:
Barney and Betty, good plot, good sets.
Cons:
Spitting and a very vocal Wilma. Also, water bottles and sandals?
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Content / Genre / Audience



Scene 1
Fred starts to day dream at work, and he imagines that Wilma and Betty are spending the day together. First they show each other their new panties, and they start to kiss. They play with each others breasts, Wilma fingers and licks Betty, who then returns the favor. That's true friendship. They spank each other a few times as well as 69 and grinding. However, the scene also involved spitting and Wilma telling Betty what to do, and it came off quite porn like. This scene ends after 16 minutes. I would give this scene 2/5 stars because Wilma was really annoying with her vocals.

Once Fred gets home from work, he comes through the door and finds an strange man on his couch. This turns out to be an old friend of Wilma's, a man by the name of Tyler, but Fred is suspicious. Wilma tries to make up a story to why he is in town, but Fred isn't buying it. Pebbles then comes in and asks if she can borrow the car to go see a movie with Bam Bam, and Fred imagines that she is giving Bam Bam a blow job. Poor Fred, he can't keep his mind out of the gutter. Pebbles leaves, and Barney and Betty come over, so Barney can ask Fred to help him. While the boys go outside, Betty asks Wilma if Fred suspects anything. She says that she doesn't think so, and the boys hear all of this outside of the window. While they are looking at the massive pile of shit from Dino, Fred tells Barney about his problems and why he is worried about loosing Wilma.

Scene 2
Scene 2 starts with Barney resting on the couch, when Betty walks in wearing a bikini and wielding a crop. The scene starts with nipple play for Betty, then cunnilingus and fingering, with fellatio following. There was some sound issues during the oral, it would be the perfect volume to hear Barney, but you couldn't hear Betty at all. Soon they are on the couch with spooning, followed by some nice doggy style. They switch between oral sex and Betty on top and reverse cowgirl, with a few more positions before they finish with the cum shot on her pussy. This scene lasts 20 minutes, but it started to feel a little too long. Besides the initial sound issue, the sound during the rest of the scene was fine. I would give this scene 4/5 stars, because of the slight sound issues and the scene length. I was amazed though at how both Barney and Betty did an excellent job staying in character during the entire scene.

After this I noticed a slight mishap in the movie. While Pebbles comes home from the movie with Bam Bam and is talking to everyone on the couch, Wilma is shown wearing sandals. I don't ever remember seeing shoes on the cartoon.

Scene 3
After Bam Bam snuck through Pebbles window so they could have sex, they put on some music to mask the noise that they are about to make. The music only lasted though for the first three minutes of the scene. Pebbles first receives cunnilingus, before Bam Bam gets fellatio. Then Bam Bam bends Pebbles over for doggy style, before she gets on top for reverse cowgirl. More of the standard positions follow, and just when I think they have done something differently by not showing the cum shot, they cut and are having sex again. But alas, they do disappoint and he cum's all over her face. This scene lasted 17 minutes, and I would give it 4/5 stars. Afterwords they are cuddling in bed, when Fred comes to say goodnight. After a little heart to heart, Fred says goodnight to Pebbles, and then to Bam Bam as well. Oh no!

Scene 4
After a meeting with Fred, Mr. Slate calls in his secretary, a Ms. Stone, and as soon as she walks in he starts daydreaming. When he comes to, he tells her she needs to chisel something down for him. What we get to see is a view of her lovely ass and him putting back a container of Rock Hard. Soon she is taking his Rock Hard massive cock down her mouth. Next she is up on his desk spread wide, being licked by her boss, before he starts to fuck her. They switch from the desk, to him sitting on a chair, back to her bent over the desk. Eventually he finishes with the cum shot to her ass after 18 minutes. Unfortunately, there is spitting by both of them, and you see plastic water bottles in the background during one of the positions. She also curses and moans a lot during the sex. It was a different scene in the fact that it was interracial, but that's the only note worthy thing to me. I was quite bored during this scene, and I will give it 3/5 stars.

Scene 5
Fred starts to have another day dream at work about Wilma making him a delicious birthday dinner, with her being the desert, and just as he is about to grab her, Tyler comes in and they start to go at each other. She quickly starts sucking his cock on the kitchen floor, but she once again is talking way too much during the scene in my opinion. Wilma does do some deep throating which is impressive, but she also spits quite a bit. Wilma then lies back on the floor and rubs herself some before Tyler comes in and starts to lick her. The volume level is too loud when she is being really vocal, but once I turn it down, I can't hear the small talk that they, mostly Wilma, is saying. He then bends her over her dining room table and takes her from behind. I wish he would put something in her mouth to shut her up. At this point, after two scenes with her, I don't want to watch another scene with her in it ever again. She is REALLY annoying. Finally the scene finishes after 16 minutes with the cum shot to her face. I will give this scene 2/5 stars.

When Fred and Barney get home, Fred is expecting a surprise party, but when he walks through the door, no one is there. But he hears them in the kitchen, and just as he is going to storm in there, he gets hit by the door. When he comes to, he has a heart to heart with the family, and gets promised all the desert that he wants that night.

Actors

The Flintstones features Hillary Scott as Wilma, Brooke Lee Adams as Betty, Anthony Rosano as Barney, Hayden Winters as Pebbles, Seth Gamble as Bam Bam, Peter O'Tool as Fred, Misty Stone as Ms. Stone, Dale Dabone as Tyler, and Rod Fontana as Mr. Slate.

Directed by Will Ryder
Written by Tyler Scott
Edited by Gabrielle Anex

My favorite performances in the movie are Brooke Lee Adams and Anthony Rosano. They played Betty and Barney really well, and I enjoyed the sex between them. My least favorite performance was by Hillary Scott.

DVD Features

After a few minutes of an ad asking you not to watch pirated porn, the DVD loads the main menu. Your options are Play Movie, Scene Selection, and DVD extras. The extras are on disk 2, and include Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Popshot recap, Party Version (which features just the plot parts), Outtakes, I-pod version, Bonus Scene, and Trailers.

The DVD case came with a slip cover, and it featured the same images on the front and back, but also featured on the inside other XXX parodies offered by New Sensations. Also on the inside were 12 images from the Flintstones all showing sex scenes. On the back cover, the only suggestive image is Betty in a bikini with a crop, and Betty spanking Wilma. Other than that, it would blend in with the rest of your normal DVD's.
    • Commentary options
    • Discreet packaging
    • Special features / bonus included

Personal comments

After having viewed the two trailers for this month's movies, I was very excited about watching Scooby Doo. The Flintstones did look interesting, but it was lacking something. I also reviewed Scooby Doo first, and I was really impressed with the entire movie. However, The Flintstones did disappoint me some. First off was Wilma's performance. I didn't think she played as good of a Wilma as everyone else played their part, and her sex scenes were annoying with her vocals. The plot in the movie was good, but her performance with a scene at the beginning and end really hurt the overall movie for me. Because of this, I am giving it 3/5 stars.
Follow-up commentary
My feelings towards the Flintstones parody hasn't changed since I did this review so many months ago. Out of the 4 movies from New Sensations (this one, The Interns, Scooby Doo, and Almost Heaven), this one was my least favorite. Not that I didn't like the Flintstones as a kid, but I just liked the sex and the plot better in the other parodies. And since I wrote this review, the others have come out again, but not this one.
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  • Adam02viper
    Adam02viper  
    Thanks for the review
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    pollux  
    Thanks for the great (and detailed!) review
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    Thanks for the very detailed review!
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