Dynamic trio motion lotion - lotion discontinued by Doc Johnson - review by SomeMonster

The Passion Fruit scent for this lotion is nice - not too overpowering, and almost hearkens back to a dish soap I used to use. Not getting a distinctly 'Passion Fruit' vibe from it, but overall not bad - it could definitely use a more enticing scent obviously, as 'Is that you, generic dish soap?' should not be the first thing you think of as you prepare to rub down your partner.

The warming sensation was mild to hot, and pretty brief, good for some quick foreplay or general lubrication. It does indeed heat when blown on as described, and has a nice little burn to it.

A thumbs down for me was that this product is water-based, but I was left feeling rather oily afterwards. Not a turn-on for me, as I'm big on texture. It does not soak in at all, and must be washed off afterwards, a bit of a drag if you're trying to enjoy some post-coital bliss. I tested some on my hands, just to be sure, and had the same results.

The bottle design was nice, however I like the modern rounded look, and the snap top, as well as the cute logo/package design. I’m not keen on the flip-top spout opening though, I find that liquid likes to pool around the tiny 'hinge' and looks a little gross if you're not super attentive in cleaning it after use.

For those curious of the contents, everything is plainly labeled on the back, which is nice. The first few ingredients are: Glycerin, Water (Aqua), Flavor (Aroma), Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Juice, A Long List of fruit extracts, and Glycol. The words 'May Contain Caramel' are also uttered, which baffles me a little, but I won't question that one.

Doc Johnson could have done better with this one, but for the price and the general quality, I was pleased overall. I used this product probably three times and then forgot about it. It is forgettable, unfortunately.