Deluxe massage mitt - discreet massager by Lady Calston - review by CynicallyYours

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Deluxe massage mitt

Discreet massager by Lady Calston

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This mitt may not have a lot of bells and whistles but it does it's job well and it's very affordable. I think it's totally worth adding to the toy drawer!
Affordable, effective, easy to clean
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extremely useful review
The Deluxe Massage Mitt by Lady Calston doesn’t have a lot of bells and whistles but I think it’s worth having around!

I’ve always been big on touch and massage, I love giving and receiving. Unfortunately, I have carpal tunnel which means I can’t apply as much pressure and have less stamina in my hands than I used. With this disability, things like handheld massage implements and massage mits are a life saver. If I can’t give a really good, deep massage, I can at least give an interesting and relaxing one with varying texture and sensation.

The mitt is made of PVC and feels softer than rubber but has a stretchy, rubbery feel. PVC can be cleaned with warm water and antibacterial soap or a toy cleaner. It is only compatible with water and silicone based products. So if you want to use a lotion or something to make the massage easier, you will have to avoid classic massage oils because they will degrade the material.

My favorite way to use this mitt is actually in the shower. Since it can be hard (but not impossible by any stretch) to find a good water based lotion, I like to take it in the shower or bath and just use it with soap or body wash. This works great when just working my own tired feet and legs and on a partner!

The palm side of the mitt is covered in little slightly firm nubs. These feel fantastic against the skin and with just a little pressure add a bite more intensity. Because of the size and shape, it isn’t ideal for more intimate massage. It works best on larger surfaces like backs, legs, arms, and shoulders. However, it is quite good for mild sensation play on a blindfolded and possibly bound person! The nubs add just enough sensation to make it very interesting and hard to guess if you don’t see the mitt beforehand.For that matter, it makes for an interesting spanking as well. It's sorta like a vampire glove for the very squeamish!

This is one of the few things I can actually keep out in the open without awkward questions. The packaging is very simple, just a plastic back with a cardboard tag at the top with the name of the item. Mine is usually out in the bathroom or in the shower because that’s where I use it most often. Because it’s not really a sex toy there isn’t any worry about being discreet. It also travels very easily. Just make sure it’s clean and dry and it can easily be thrown in a bag, really nice after a long car or plane ride!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Deluxe massage mitt tags
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Solo
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Back
    • Breasts
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  • Jon S
    this is a cool product ty for the review
  • indiglo
    Oh I like the idea of using in the shower with your body wash! Is it designed to work just as well on both hands? (I'm thinking in case one hand gets tired and you have to switch.)
  • K101
    Awesome review! This mitt looks great! I hate to hear about the carpal tunnel
    I bet the mitt would also be perfect for breast flushing if used with a good oil
    Thanks for the great review
  • Kkay
    I wouldn't usually consider something like this, but the idea of non-sexual use is more appealing than expected. Thanks for the suggestion.
  • ParisLove
    I'm really interested in this! Ty for the review
  • Ryuson
    Thanks for the review! It didn't occur to me that this wasn't compatible with oils!
  • Vegan Silk
    I'd seen this at a toy party YEARS ago, and it was suggested as a shower toy. That's why I've been wanting one even though the other reviews are negative. I was sure that It would be fun in place of a loofa or washcloth.
  • zracer
    Great review
  • eeep
    Great review, I want one of there
  • evanovca
    I can think of a few people who will be getting this for Christmas! Thanks for the review!
  • Eucaly
    Great review!
  • faust
    nice review
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