Chocolicious

I would recommend Doc Johnson's body butter to anyone who delights in the sense of smell and taste. A chocolate lover is bound to love this as a gift, whether they use it in the bedroom or to moisturize their elbows.
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Pros
Smells great, tasty, smooth texture.
Cons
Is it a food? Is it a cosmetic? There are no nutrition facts!
Rating by reviewer:
3
useful review
This chocolate flavored body butter has a wonderful smell of instant cocoa mix when you open the jar. Not exactly like REAL chocolate, but still mouthwatering. As it is rubbed into the skin the smell dissipates to a general sweetness, but remains pleasant. The texture is very smooth and almost fluffy. I was surprised when I opened the jar, expecting a firm product. This is the texture of pudding, and if it is very warm is a bit sloppy- so be careful when opening the lid! The taste is sweet and mild. Pretty much like the smell, a kind of Swiss Miss flavor that doesn't taste like actual melted chocolate, but is not bad considering it's body lotion.

Which brings me the the fact that it is BODY LOTION. I don't think anyone should really be eating this stuff. Sure is smells and tastes good, and it probably won't kill you, but please don't eat too much at once- no dipping a spoon in! I really wanted to do this, but there are so many ingredients that I don't recognize it just didn't seem like a good idea. The package doesn't say "edible" anywhere, just the word "taste".

This body butter rubs on smooth, but after the initial slickness it soaks in and leaves only the slightest bit of greasiness. This is not necessarily a bad thing, just avoid using it on a condom or something latex, since it is mostly oils. Some reviews say it is sticky, but I found that it was not. My mind EXPECTED sticky, since the smell and taste were so sweet, but after rubbing it in and letting it sit for a few minutes, a hand pressed on the buttered area did not stick. My skin did feel "coated" however. If you don't enjoy the buttered-up sensation, it rinses off easily- no vaseline-like clinginess.
Follow-up commentary
I have to admit that I'm not using this for sexy massages since my man is hairy and this would make a mess, but I love it as a body lotion for myself.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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