Crazy Girl lip balm by Classic Erotica - review by FoFoFoFoSho

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Crazy Expensive

This chapstick simply isn't worth it. Save your money and buy a real tube of chapstick the next time you pop into a store.
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Pros:
uhm...none....
Cons:
expensive, sickly sweet smell, waxy feeling
Rating by reviewer:
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I’m sorry, but am I the only one who thinks that 6.99 for a tube of chapstick is insane? I mean, Burt’s Bees is only three dollars for a tube, and even that is really pricey.

When I bought this I was expecting a VERY high quality piece of chapstick. After all, I paid nearly 6 bucks for it! Stick a wick in it, because what I got was basically a candle with a cap. You know those really waxy chapsticks that you buy at gas stations that perform so badly that you wonder why you even bothered to use it in the first place?

I wish I had bought that chapstick instead of this chapstick. I don’t want to say I would have been better off rubbing sandpaper across my lips. That would be mean (but not entirely inaccurate.)

Alright, I kid (and exaggerate). But honestly, I really do feel ripped off by this chapstick.

It doesn’t work very well. I find I have to reapply it often throughout the day. And by often I mean about every 7-15 minutes.

It doesn’t, in my opinion, smell very good. It’s supposed to be this fruity smell, but it’s really overpowering and I feel like someone is constantly waving a box of sickly sweet candy gummies under my nose.

Even the packaging for this chapstick looks rather low end. I don’t know why I was expecting a sex company to have the best chapstick. I learned my lesson and in future will be keeping my lip care purchases to drugstores and check out aisles.

If I’d bought this for a buck, I might not be as mad. At most, I’d pay two dollars. But I didn’t. I paid seven. And I feel like an idiot.

Trust me, save your money and just buy a birthday candle and rub that on your face. You’d be better off.
Follow-up commentary
This lip balm is still just a plain rip-off. It's highway robbery. Don't get fooled. Go pick up some Eos or some Burt's, or even just some plain ChapStick.
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  • LaSchwartz
    LaSchwartz  
    Thanks for sharing sorry that this didn't work out well.
  • LaSchwartz
    LaSchwartz  
    Thanks for sharing sorry that this didn't work out well.
  • surreptitious
    surreptitious  
    What a shame that you found this so terrible! I own it and I am actually quite fond of it, but I got it on sale and didn't pay anywhere /near/ seven dollars. Thanks for the review.
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