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Cthulhu Ftagn, Oh it Feels So Wrong! We Love it!

So glad I bought this for his sore back. It is adorable, multi-functional, cute, makes a good kid's or bath toy, and it's relatively inexpensive. Leave it out, no one will know! Use it with any lube, it's good to go!
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Pros:
Great Kid's Toy! Discreet! Great Bath Toy! Adorable! Great Nautical Room Decor.
Cons:
Eyes Look Funny! Sections Easy To See. Floats in Water. Not Heavy.
Rating by reviewer:
5
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This is adorable, as well as discreet and functional. It works as a kid's toy even. It's discreet in the bedroom, living room, and bathroom. It's cute decor for a kid's room, bathroom, or nautical bedroom. It's safe for the fish tank if you put it in (it will float, however). We love it!

It's also the same price for a kid's toy, so why not be multi-functional? Or be able to function as such.

However, since you are looking at this because you want to massage yourself or another with it, let's look at that.

This is an awesome massager. It looks a little comical because it's not something like a bone or normal ergonomic massager, but it's still ergonomic and feels good. It's easy to clean, and the 8 massaging "tentacles" are pleasant to the back or wherever you are massaging.

There are no seams on the tentacles so there is no pain there. You can put any lube or massage oil (even baby oil if you have neither) on your back to use with this. It can be used easily with anything, and feels good especially with your favourite JO massage oil (our favourite brand!).

You can put this in the dishwasher or in with the dishes to sterilize/wash, and you can put it back on your dresser. Don't worry about having to hide it. This massager is great.

It tastes of nothing, smells of nothing, and is smooth and hard plastic. Adorable!

We are very pleased with the Octo-Pleaser. It pleases him just fine. I'm glad I bought it for him. He likes it. It works more like a kid's toy because you can't take it seriously, but it is good for massaging. Why not? Performance and looks meet function! Let them mix. This is adorable. Buy it anyway! Display it for all to see and look at next to your fish tank. Use it as a bath decor and bath toy.

I just think this is cute. I've liked it for years and am so glad we own it now. So multi-functional. 5 stars easy!
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.
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My Octo-pleaser tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Anyone
    • Massage
    • Sensory play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bath / shower
    • Campus/roommate living
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
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  • Yvan the Dragon
    Yvan the Dragon  
    Thanks for the review!
  • gwenevieve
    gwenevieve  
    thanks for sharing :3
  • married with children
    married with children  
    thanks for sharing.
  • mpfm
    mpfm  
    Thanks for the review.
  • Archery
    Archery  
    Thanks for your sharing
  • nettepooh
    nettepooh  
    thank you for the review!
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    pizzahut  
    Thanks for the review
  • Ayogirl230
    Ayogirl230  
    thnks!!
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    big b  
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