Cum-kleen - wipes discontinued by GS Wipes - review by ToyGurl

Cum-Kleen wipes are a convenient way to clean up your toys. They do clean very well, and leave behind a nice scent. I noticed that they leave a bit of a tint on glass toys, which is odd. It washes off with warm water, but that really defeats the purpose of having wipes around. Both the mango and the vanilla smell great, so I cannot complain there. However, they are too high in price and you only get one for $0.99! That's not such a great deal... I would rather spend $5 or add a free EdenFantasys wipes pack to my cart.


The package for each wipe is a bit hard to open. I had to really give it a pull. It's not such a downside, as it may seem, since you wouldn't want any tears or leaks if you plan on traveling or keeping these in your purse. When you open the packet, there's a bit of liquid inside. Enough so that a drop of two might fall out, but not enough to make a mess in your car or wherever you plan to store/open it. The liquid itself dissolves quickly, so even if you have a tiny spill, it shouldn't be a huge issue. Plus, the smell it leaves behind compensates.


The Cum-Kleen wipe comes in a tiny green packet with a pecker/penis on the front side. The pecker has a funny happy face, so it is very animated. It is also shooting out "cum" which is cute... But it is also quite indiscreet and anyone wishing to be discreet will not like this! God forbid your child, little brother/sister, etc. found these. At the very bottom of the package it list the ingredients that the wipes contain. Each packet also says the scent of the wipe, along with what they can and cannot be used for. You should NOT flush these down the toilet, as they can clog your sewage system. This is common sense for most wipes.


Not only can these be used on toys, but you can also use these to clean your skin, or anything where cum or lubricant may have made a mess on. So keeping one or two of these in your car could be a good idea. Yes, these work good, but don't waste your money on just ONE wipe. That's ridiculous! Maybe if you have just one dollar left on your gift card, or some extra points you need to cash in. However, I would still just go for the free Eden wipes!


When using these on the skin there is no sticky feeling or residue left behind as far as I can tell. The moisture dries quickly, and my hands felt pretty moisturized (as in re-hydrated) after using one. This was really nice, as things tend to get dry after using lubricant or getting cum on your skin. At least this is my case.


They absorb cum and lubricant very well. Well enough that you don't see anything stuck to the wipes, so they can easily be trashed without your nosy family (who take pleasure in looking through your bathroom garbage can) can't tell what it was used for or what it is. The only thing to give these wipes away are the packets they come in.


There isn't a whole lot to say about these so I apologize for such a short review!

I love the smell of both the vanilla and the mango, but they really are too expensive and there's no way around that! I'm glad EdenFantasys.com gives theirs for free!

I can honestly say that I like these wipes, but I still don't feel any different about the fact that you only get one, and the fact that they are so pricey. If they came in bulk for two or three dollars, then we might have a winner.