Cum-Kleen: You Aren't Actually Mango, Are You?

These wipes are pretty expensive, and while they're large, they smell kind of weird. If they disclosed the ingredients, I wouldn't be so wary, but if I'm going to clean the stuff I put on my junk, I want to know exactly what's in it!
Published:
Pros:
Big, clean well.
Cons:
Ingredients not fully disclosed, don't smell like mango.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review
The Cum-Kleen wipes are post-sex personal wipes for cleaning up without getting up. Toy and body wipes are really just time-savers; you won't have to rush up to wash off toys or naughty bits after sex, and this jumbo sized wipe helps to do just that.

I purchased the mango scent, assuming it would be refreshing and light, but it doesn't actually smell like mango, it smells more like a piña colada that was left out overnight and is all melted and yuck. It doesn't smell BAD, it just smells like fake piña colada--not very sexy. The scent does linger on your skin/toys for a while, so if you don't care for the scent, you might not be happy that you'll be bringing it with you.

The packaging, too, lacks a bit of sexiness; it comes in a metallic pouch with an easy to tear top, and once it's open, you see the white wipe inside. The package has a big ejaculating penis on it, with a smiley face and the words, "Get it off after getting it on." The brand name is at the top, and below it reads, "Personal wipe, mango," as well as the company's website.



The back of the wipe reads that it's the original wipe that kleens (get it?) love's messy moments. It also highlights that it's disposable and convenient, cleans today's lubes, and it beats ruining another towel. It also denotes that it's for external use only, isn't flushable, and also comes in tub size. It also has the ingredients list, which is a bit incomplete: water, vitamin E, aloe vera, bodysafe [sic] preservatives and fragrance. They never disclose, on the package or the website, exactly what the 'safe' preservatives or fragrances are, which makes me wary.

As a wipe, it does a good job, it easily removes lubricant and other bodily fluids, and is large enough to clean a large swath of stuff without you having to reuse a 'dirty' area. If you wanted to share this with a partner, you could easily by either trading off, or tearing it in two--it rips easily if that's what you're trying to do, but doesn't tear during normal use.
Follow-up commentary
Every time I think about picking up another of these, I just remember the awful smell and I think that maybe I'll just get something else. It did an okay job at cleaning, but the smell was awful and even the super size of this wipe can't make up for it.
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Comments
  • Femme Mystique
    Femme Mystique  
    Eww, fake pina colada smell? That sounds awful.
  • DeliciousSurprise
    DeliciousSurprise  
    I mean, it's not AWFUL but I wouldn't pick it again.
  • Allison.Wilder
    Allison.Wilder  
    Great review, thanks!
  • DeliciousSurprise
    DeliciousSurprise  
    You're welcome!
  • puppylove
    puppylove  
    It would be nice if they disclosed exactly what the preservatives are, it's a bit sketchy to leave that out. I think it's a bummer it smells like a stale pina colada. Do you have the Eden wipes too? Do you think these smell better or worse than the Eden wipes?
  • DeliciousSurprise
    DeliciousSurprise  
    I prefer the odor of the Eden wipes; I find them totally unobtrusive and lovely.
  • breebree
    breebree  
    great review
  • DeliciousSurprise
    DeliciousSurprise  
    Thank you!
  • Geogeo
    Geogeo  
    Thanks for reviewing. Ill pass on these!
  • DeliciousSurprise
    DeliciousSurprise  
    You're welcome! I hope you find other wipes that you like!
  • Sunnybutt
    Sunnybutt  
    Thanks
  • DeliciousSurprise
    DeliciousSurprise  
    You're welcome!
  • lokidies
    lokidies  
    lmfao I bet they burn
  • DeliciousSurprise
    DeliciousSurprise  
    They don't burn or sting, but they do smell terrible.
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