Bondage duckie - discreet massager Discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys
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Bondage duckie

Discreet massager by Big Teaze Toys

Our Price:$27.99
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Cute But Not Practical

It's a fun toy to have and give, but there are better waterproof vibrators out there for a more reasonable price.
Published: August 30, 2010
Pros:
Cute, Waterproof, and Funny
Cons:
Non- adjustable, too loud to be discreet, battery guzzler
Rating by reviewer:
2
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The Bondage Duckie looks fairly discreet since it's a rubber duck, but the bondage look gives away it's less innocent appearance. I was hoping for a toy that looked discreet it would also sound more discreet, but this was not the case. The vibrations can easily be heard through the shower door and the bathroom door so it's not quiet enough to use with company around.

Besides being a great bathroom buddy, it works for the bedroom, but I don't find it appealing as a couples toy. It works better as a body messager than a personal messager since the appearance isn't exactly "sexy" for your partner to use. When using the toy by myself I found the vibrations are the strongest in the tail, which fits snugly onto the vagina and clit and feels great.

The duck uses 2 AA batteries. The battery compartment is located on the underside of the duck and needs a Phillips screw driver to open, which can be a hassle. The compartment door sometimes does not seal correctly if it gets off track, which was the demise of mine. The battery compartment seems to somehow get moisture in it even when it is correctly sealed, but a little moisture never killed mine. The duck also sucks batteries entirely too fast and the vibrations are only strong for the first few uses.

It's non- adjustable, and is turned on the pressing down on the ducks back. With it being non-adjustable, fresh batteries could make the vibrations near overwhelming for clit stimulation and then non existent by the fourth use.

The miniature cuffs that come with the duck are a nice bonus and cute, but they serve no real purpose. I would avoid using them as a keychain like I did because they break easy and you risk loosing your keys.

Unless you're buying the Duck for it's appearance, which in that case it would be worth it, there are much better waterproof vibrators out there and for a more reasonable price. It makes a funny gift for your friends, and is cute to have around the house, but isn't the most practical toy out there.
Follow-up commentary
I'm still sticking with my original opinion. My broken Bondage Duckie has a place of honor on a dusty shelf in my bedroom and is just for show now. While I still think it's cute, for the price I could have found cheaper and more satisfying decor for my room.
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Kush (verified)

Thank you.

Mar 4, 12:33 am
corsetsaurus rex (verified)

Too bad it's so loud. Thanks for the review!

Mar 5, 6:50 pm
nirelan (verified)

Mar 8, 11:02 pm
Hatxhetxxx (verified)

Great Review

Mar 24, 11:28 am
Brandonn (verified)

I'm gonna get him and sit him on my counter

Mar 27, 7:01 am
ltco (verified)

lol

Apr 3, 10:39 am
nosrslylol (verified)

Thanks for your review, will probably skip this one.

Apr 7, 9:34 am
Entropy (verified)

Yah, I would probably on buy this for decor, after reading about all of the battery, (non) floating, and leaking compartment issues. Thank you for the informative review!

Apr 18, 2:29 am
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  • oh dear...
    • could never have this, my kids would totally find it! LOL
    • There are worse things to find. :/
    • My sister plays with my duckies when she spends the night. Then again, I just have them in my tub for decoration
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