Forplay toy cleanser 7oz review
All in all, the product gets the job done when it comes to keeping your toys clean, but there is a bit of a hassle to do so with the measuring of how much water and toy cleanser to use.Published: April 10, 2008
Pros:
Keeps toys clean and fresh
Cons:
It is a concentrate. It needs diluted. Only 11 uses.
Call me lazy if you must, but I was a little disappointed with the Forplay Toy Cleanser. Yes, it works great, but it is also a little bit of a hassle to use. The description on the site page made using the product seem like a very quick and easy toy cleanup. For me it seemed like the very opposite. This is because the instructions say to dilute 2/3 of an ounce (of the product) in 3 quarts of warm water.
Like I said in the beginning, it could just be laziness, but I really don’t feel like dealing with measurements and mixing along with cleaning after having pleasured myself. Those neuro inhibitors that are released after orgasm really drain my energy and make me very sleepy.
After looking at the product information page more clearly after seeing the real thing, I did notice that if you zoom in on the product pictures there is a front and back view. The front view (though a tiny bit blurry) has the words “A Concentrate” right in the middle of the bottle. Right below that, in tiny font, is a note saying “(approximately 11 usages).“ When zooming into the back view picture of the product, you can see the directions.
Also, on the side there is a measurement scale showing the 2/3 of an ounce marks. I was surprised at how mush toy cleanser there was for how little usages there are. The reason I bought the product was because it seemed like the best deal at the time. Even though I was disappointed with the product, I should have looked a little more closely at the product information pictures.
Overall, there may be a tiny hassle in the end when getting your toys clean and sanitized, but the cleanser still works.
Like I said in the beginning, it could just be laziness, but I really don’t feel like dealing with measurements and mixing along with cleaning after having pleasured myself. Those neuro inhibitors that are released after orgasm really drain my energy and make me very sleepy.
After looking at the product information page more clearly after seeing the real thing, I did notice that if you zoom in on the product pictures there is a front and back view. The front view (though a tiny bit blurry) has the words “A Concentrate” right in the middle of the bottle. Right below that, in tiny font, is a note saying “(approximately 11 usages).“ When zooming into the back view picture of the product, you can see the directions.
Also, on the side there is a measurement scale showing the 2/3 of an ounce marks. I was surprised at how mush toy cleanser there was for how little usages there are. The reason I bought the product was because it seemed like the best deal at the time. Even though I was disappointed with the product, I should have looked a little more closely at the product information pictures.
Overall, there may be a tiny hassle in the end when getting your toys clean and sanitized, but the cleanser still works.
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That is so weird! And lame.
So this is a cleaner you have to mix by hand? You can't just squirt it directly on your toys?
I ended up doing that. I am too lazy to mix by hand. I squirt a little drop, depending on how big the toy is will be the size of the drop...works fine doing that. I need to put that in a follow up
Hmmm 11 uses for 13 bucks? Heck my spray on cleaner has lasted me though nearly daily use for five months...sounds like a rip off. Was there something special about the cleanser that makes the high price and mixing worth it? Is it better in some way? I rarely need 3 quarts of water to clean my toys...I wonder though if you couldn't mix the stuff in a spray bottle and use it that way? I wonder if it would go bad somehow?
Thanks for the review!
I will confess, I am pretty lazy when it comes to following the directions of this stuff. I have definitely gotten way more than 11 uses out of it. I normally just get a few drops on the toy and then wash it that way. I have had it a year now and I still have over half of a bottle left.
11 uses seems like a ripoff. Wonder what it does about butt scent?
Thanks a lot for the review!
Thanks for the review!
sounds like too much work for me. great review though
Thanks for the review
Doesn't sound like it would be useful for cleaning up directly after having fun.
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Thank you for your review