Cock cologne

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Freshen your man up

I like the product due to its size and the fact that it works. It keeps them smelling clean and nice and smooth. If you want something to taste, get some flavored lube.
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Pros:
Easy to use, smells good, relatively inexpensive.
Cons:
Don't expect a BJ while using this.
Rating by reviewer:
4
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Use

When I first looked at this product I assumed that, like many other products/potions/lubes marketed for men, it was going to be a gimmick and have no real use/results. Most men suffer from some sort of odor after a day of work. This product doesn't accomplish the same thing as a shower but it will help. Think of it as spritzing with regular cologne before a date. It also keeps the boys nice and soft during the day. I work at a retail job so on an average day I walk 3-4 miles. Normally I toss a little baby powder on before work to make sure that everything stays soft and problem free. I've used this 4 times before work and so far it keeps them from getting rubbed.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Massage
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bath / shower

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This is thinner than a lotion but thicker than water. It's very similar to baby oil or mineral spirits. It's light and smooth. Just spray a little on whatever you want to stay smooth and smell good and you're good to go. Since I'm a bigger guy, I personally lift up the boys and spray some on them then spray a little above. They stay smooth and smell good.
    • Slick
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

The product smells good. Not too heavy of a smell and too light. You can definitely tell it's on there. I didn't go far enough to taste it but according to the ingredients there is fragrance (usually bitter), aloe (definitely bitter), and hydrogenated castor oil. Every single thing in there is bitter tasting and is known to cause stomach cramps if consumed. I doubt the little amount of it sprayed would cause that but better safe than sorry.
    • Light smell

Performance

I sprayed it on in the morning before work and it seemed to last all day. It washes off pretty easy with soap and water. I would say that because of the makeup of it you need to scrub to get the oil off. Also I don't think I'd leave it on for super long. Dirty skin and oil in a warm area under clothes just sounds like a bad plan.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Feels natural
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water

Packaging

The bottle is a smallish bottle with a pump top. The picture of the rooster on the front is pretty funny. It's not what I would call discreet by any measure. But the package is small and can be stored in about any size bag.
    • Can be opened with one hand
    • Does not leak
    • Easy to use / dispense
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  • JMTPG
    JMTPG  
    Thanks for the review.
  • The Curious Couple
    The Curious Couple  
    Great review, thank you!
  • Allstars316
    Allstars316  
    Thanks for the review!
  • PropertyOfPotter
    PropertyOfPotter  
    Thanks for the review! I grabbed a bottle for my husband as a gag Christmas gift! Can't wait to give it to him!
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    GONE!  
    Thanks for the review!
  • pinkzombie
    pinkzombie  
    Thank you
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