Fun To Use, Not To Eat!
These undies are great for a gag gift. If you are going to actually put them on; they pull, pinch, and they are very uncomfortable!Published: January 30, 2012
Pros:
Funny
Cons:
Taste bad
The g-string candy underwear is a fun set of undies that can actually be eaten. The panties come in one size, and they are very stretchy. They claim that one size will fit all, but I would say this is going to be a very tight fit for any woman over a size large. They are elastic, but the string the candy is on seems kind of weak.
The candy on the underwear is not the most delicious thing I have ever tried to eat. They are extremely hard to bite into. It actually hurt my teeth when I tried to bite into one of the candy pieces. Once I finally did get a piece of the candy off, it really had no flavor. It was not sweet like I expected it to be.
This is a g-string, so get ready to be uncomfortable. It literally feels like you are wearing a small stick in your rear end. Shaving before you put this on is a must! The candies are very close together, so every time you move, the candies also move. If you have any amount of hair down there, get ready to have it pinched and pulled!
With all that being said, these make a hilarious bachelorette party gift. I got this for one of my girlfriends for her bach. party, and it was a huge hit. She put it on over her pants, and then people would just take a bite off of it. The only bad thing about this is that I noticed as people were eating off of it and the candy was getting wet, it was leaving little stains on her pants. I am not sure if the stains came out or not.
Overall, I would buy this again as a gag gift or for a bach. party, but I would never buy it to use for an actual 'sexy' situation! In my opinion, not many people are going to be turned on by eating candy that has been in your rear end!
The candy on the underwear is not the most delicious thing I have ever tried to eat. They are extremely hard to bite into. It actually hurt my teeth when I tried to bite into one of the candy pieces. Once I finally did get a piece of the candy off, it really had no flavor. It was not sweet like I expected it to be.
This is a g-string, so get ready to be uncomfortable. It literally feels like you are wearing a small stick in your rear end. Shaving before you put this on is a must! The candies are very close together, so every time you move, the candies also move. If you have any amount of hair down there, get ready to have it pinched and pulled!
With all that being said, these make a hilarious bachelorette party gift. I got this for one of my girlfriends for her bach. party, and it was a huge hit. She put it on over her pants, and then people would just take a bite off of it. The only bad thing about this is that I noticed as people were eating off of it and the candy was getting wet, it was leaving little stains on her pants. I am not sure if the stains came out or not.
Overall, I would buy this again as a gag gift or for a bach. party, but I would never buy it to use for an actual 'sexy' situation! In my opinion, not many people are going to be turned on by eating candy that has been in your rear end!
Follow-up commentary
4 months after original review
My opinion on the Candy g-string has not changed since my first review. Since these are a one time use toy, there is not too much more that I can add. My friends and I still get some laughs when we talk about this g-string, but I would not order them again.
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"Featured" on 1000 Ways to Die?
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Just curious if anyone else here has seen that TV show, 1000 Ways to Die?
I believe these were in an episode where a woman surprised her lover wearing these (or something similar) and they bit this a little too enthusiastically, and it came apart and choked her somehow.
I forget the specifics, but just a heads up out there.. Be safe! ;) -
Quote: Just curious if anyone else here has seen that TV show, 1000 Ways to Die?lol, thats funny.
I believe these were in an episode where a woman surprised her lover wearing these (or something similar) and they bit this a little too enthusiastically, and it came apart and choked her somehow.
I forget the specifics, but just a heads up out there.. Be safe! ;) -
Insane, much?
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Not a good fit?
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I need a large,lol! Do you think they may break open when I put them on,lol!
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Quote: I need a large,lol! Do you think they may break open when I put them on,lol!I don't think it will break, but I do think that it won't be 'solid candy' around the ties/waistband.
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Its all on an elastic string just like the candy necklaces we had as kids to it shouldn't break. They don't me me anyway.
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candy undies
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why are these only made for one size fits most?
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everyone is assumed to be small and average
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true story
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Candy Undies Sizing?
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Has anybody had experience with the candy undies that can tell me how the size is? I see comments on the candy bra -- not for busty girls, but what about the panties for a curvy bottom??
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i'm average size but i really think it should be more for a little smaller than me. I'd say normal underwear size 6 or maybe even medium.
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average medium size
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Thanks for the review
Good job
Tastes bad, thats a shame =/
thanks for the review
The way they look you'd think they'd taste like the candy necklace... I was looking forward to getting this and the matching bra. Darn. =/ Thanks for the review tho.
Thanks for the warning. Ill pass.