Tastie pasties - edible treat by Kingman - review by PonyPlay

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Tastie pasties

Edible treats by Kingman

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GAG! And Not in a Good Way!!!

This product is just plain gross and not in a good way. Tastes nasty, smells nasty, and hard to put on without a lot of frustration. I ruined like half the pack trying to get them to stick to me and they still fell off a few moments later.
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Pros:
Cheap, go gift for gag or for someone you don't like.
Cons:
Smell inedible, Taste inedible, May turn your Partner off with one lick, Hard to put on.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

I originally bought this product for me and my husband because I thought it was cute, but I found out that this product is probably the best to get as a gag gift or give to someone you hate. As far as this product working it doesn't so don't buy it if you want something that actually works. Lot of allergy concerns, this product uses lots of different dyes that you could be allergic to.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Bedroom
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Oral

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

I'm sorry but this product is just plain frustrating and bad quality. The actually pasties are about the consistency or rice paper and just as flimsy. They are not stick by themselves, you have to lick them but when you lick them they tend to get wrinkled and ruined before you can put them on. Also the dye from the pasties will get all over you and leave you neo colored afterward. It would have been a lot nicer if this product was gummy instead of being so flimsy.
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

Taste nasty and smells nasty. As soon as the opened the box I got a whiff of this funky perfume fruity smell that made me feel ill. It's an overpowering smell that turned my husband off as soon as he caught a whiff of it. It's hard to describe it but it smells kinda like really bad perfume, fake sugar, and old fruit. It's just bad! Also the texture of the pasty is not gummy like you are led to believe in the picture it is actually the texture and thinness or rice paper. They taste like straight up food coloring and artificial sugar, they don't seem edible at all, I would describe it as eating paper with food coloring.
    • Bad smell
    • Bad taste

Performance

I was very disappointed, the product was very hard to put on. Also the dye from the pasties got everywhere and was hard to get out of your skin without washing. The best thing about this product is probably the cute shape of the pasties but they are very cumbersome to use and I would recommend gummy products over the rice paper stuff that they are made of.
    • Allergy concerns
    • Gets sticky
    • Needs to be washed off with soap and water

Packaging

I'm sorry but this product is packaged bad, the outside packaging is ok, but when you open it up to get to the actual pasties you find out that they are all in one giant clump in a plastic bag. They are so thin and delicate you will probably ruin like half of them trying to get them apart, as was my experience.
    • Not discreet
    • Very informative packaging
    • Would make a nice gift
Follow-up commentary
Time will not change the taste of these icky pasties, they have been roting in the bottom of my toy chest to this day because I don't dare try them again. They did get kinda stale though and loss some of the really nasty smell though so that's a plus.
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Comments
  • mica123
    mica123  
    I tried these a while back. You are right, Yuck! Good review!
  • Enchantedkitty
    Enchantedkitty  
    Hmm, maybe I dont want these
  • unfulfilled
    unfulfilled  
    Thank you for the informative review and sorry they were horrible.
  • ColorMeCute
    ColorMeCute  
    Thanks =]
  • ninja250
    ninja250  
    Thank you, great review
  • quinceykay
    quinceykay  
    Ugh, gross. Thanks for the review
  • LuciFaery
    LuciFaery  
    Thanks for the review!
  • sweetpea12
    sweetpea12  
    Thanks for the great review!
  • booboo111926
    booboo111926  
    thankss
  • tortilla
    tortilla  
    I'll save my money - thanks
  • reysgirl83
    reysgirl83  
    TY!
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