Gay Boyfriend

This classily packaged little pheromone spritz for gay men is a really nice idea, however science shows pheromones to be useless at affecting human behavior, and it smells like absolutely nothing. So basically you're paying for a nicely packaged bottle of useless. If buying a nicely packaged bottle of useless appeals to you, then this is the perfect thing.
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Pros
Nicely packaged.
Cons
Smells like nothing, pheromones don't effect human behavior.
Rating by reviewer:
1
extremely useful review

Use

This is a pheromone spray designed to attract men to other men. I would say that this product is probably best for... men seeking sex with other men. It seems to be mostly irritant free though if alcohol is drying/irritating to your skin, this may be less than ideal. It's basically scentless on a conscious level, so I would say wear it all the time if you want to. This is also vegan friendly as it contains no animal products nor animal byproducts.

Texture / Consistency / Thickness / Viscosity

This is an alcohol based spray. It sprays very easily in a very fine mist and dries very quickly. After it has dried it has no discernible texture upon the skin, so I assume that whatever comes with the alcohol absorbs very quickly.
    • Thin

Taste / Aroma

This has no discernible taste on the skin after it has dried, and the aroma is initially that of alcohol which quickly fades leaving no consciously noticeable aroma on the skin. It's intended to make the body produce its own scent, but I didn't notice a change. After it has dried on the skin it leaves a slightly salty flavor, but as it's not intended for ingestion I don't think that really matters. According to my research, pheromones aren't something one can smell on a conscious level, so that's just fine.
    • No smell

Performance

This is supposed to be designed as an attractant specifically for gay men. As far as research shows, gay men's pheromone responses are basically the same as that of straight women, so any pheromone spray designed to attract women to men should work just as well as as a pheromone spray designed for gay men. However, my research also shows that pheromones have not been shown to affect human behavior in any way.

In essence it does nothing and smells like nothing.
    • Absorbs into skin nicely
    • Allergy concerns

Packaging

This comes in a small silver spritz bottle. It's rounded on both ends with a brushed silver finish. It's well made and classy looking, and fits easily into my bag... all of these would be wonderful things except for the fact that this product is completely and entirely useless.

Experience

I conducted my own little study with this spray, binding, stuffing a sock down my pants and generally doing my best to pass as a dude, and going to a gay club. I did this on two occasions: once with the spray and once without the spray. There was literally no difference in the number of gay men who hit on me; however, this number was zero to begin with (which I suspect may be because regardless of how hard I try, I don't generally read male). Regardless of the inefficacy of my research, the general scientific consensus is this stuff is useless.

So basically, this product seems to do nothing and smell like nothing.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: The Curious Couple
    Great review! Sorry this didn't work out for you!
  • Contributor: Linga
    Great review, pity it doesn't work
  • Contributor: P'Gell
    Interesting research project.
  • Contributor: Antipova
    I love your style, and I almost *want* to have a little bottle of useless on my shelf. But I'll probably just use up a bottle of something useful and then change the label.
  • Contributor: M121212
    Sounds like a highly practical product
  • Contributor: Breas
    Thanks for the review, I dont wan to waste my money on a bottle of useless lol
  • Contributor: MamaDivine
    Thanks for the review.
  • Contributor: ryse
    thanks for the review
  • Contributor: Cat Enderly
    Helpful review, thanks.
  • Contributor: Modern^Spank^Anthem
    good review
  • Contributor: mrs.mckrakn
    very nice review. ima pass on this one. ty
  • Contributor: Kenneth Fort
    Good review.
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