Octo-pleaser - massager by Pipedream - review by FieryRed

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This little sea creature may look simple, but he offers a good variety of massage and teasing uses. Give your imagination a workout, not your wallet! Adopt an Octo-Pleaser today.
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Pros:
Non-porous; Versatile; Inexpensive; Cute!
Cons:
Um... Doesn't vibrate? There really are no cons.
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review
What's This For?
This cute little guy comes from Pipedream, the makers of the Fetish Fantasy and the Metal Worx series; they have appropriately named him Octo-Pleaser. He looks rather like a cartoon version of an octopus, with his rounded head and eight little "tentacles" (shouldn't they be called "eightacles"?), which even have little circular indentations atop them, simulating suckers. He's made for massage, and he does his job well. Each of his arms widens to a rounded, fingertip-like shape at the end, and his head is smooth and round, except for the suggestion of a wide-eyed face on one side--perfect for grasping and applying pressure to stubbornly tense muscles.

His tentacular arms radiate out in all directions from his body, but not in a perfect circle: their tips actually form a somewhat oval shape, as the arms on his sides are slightly longer (span of 4.5"), while the arms in front and back are slightly shorter (span of 4"). His head is hollow, and he'll float if placed upright in water, making him easy to find if taken into a bubble bath. He stands about 3" tall.

What's It Made Of?
Mr. Octo-Pleaser is made of transparent acrylic in an attractive violet color. Acrylic is a type of hard plastic, made to look like glass, but with lighter weight and less breakability. It is a food-grade material, non-porous, and free of icky things like phthalates and allergens like latex. It's smooth and shiny like glass, and will glide over your skin with just a touch of oil, lotion, or other lubricant. It can even be sterilized!

What Else Can It Do?
Well, for one thing, he can look cute on your nightstand, bathroom counter, or coffee table--there is nothing overtly sexual about him. However, in addition to providing a lovely muscle massage, he gives fantastic head massages, and his smooth, round head and smooth, round tentacle tips can be used to slide very pleasurably over lubricated genitalia. You may even want to press a vibrator against him during use--either for massage or for teasing and arousal--as his hard material will transmit those vibrations with expert skill. You can play with him alone, or invite him into a threesome with your partner. He's also great in the bath or shower, once you've soaped up!

What Does He Arrive In?
His packaging is very simple: just a small, clear cellophane bag, and a little paper tag on a string around his neck. (It doesn't seem to have strangled him, thank goodness.) This minimal packaging is easy to recycle, and takes up very little space in your wastebasket.

How Do I Take Care Of It?
This little guy is very laid-back and non-demanding. Give him a quick rub with soap and water, or wipe him down with isopropyl alcohol for a more thorough cleaning. Just try not to drop him on rough surfaces, so as to preserve his pretty, shiny body from any nasty scratches.
Experience
My partner and I have used this cutie for bubble-bath massages, for lotion massages in bed, for gentle head massages, and for a little teasing. He cost so little, yet offers so much in his simple design! I love to give her a massage, but my fingers often get tired and sore far too quickly. This funny-looking little man makes it so much easier to keep the relaxation going. We both love the way he feels.
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My Octo-pleaser tags
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Massage
    • Teasing
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Bedroom / on a bed
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Innocuous-looking
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • All over body
    • Back
    • Buttocks
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Comments
  • Herzer
    Herzer  
    Nice review. Shame he doesn't vibrate. Did you try giving him a double espresso?
  • Beautiful-Disaster
    Beautiful-Disaster  
    Thanks for your review.
  • FieryRed
    FieryRed  
    Thank you for the votes and comments! Espresso just might work...usually makes ME vibrate, at least.
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